I’m not, but I love that word, mayot.
I have a Jamaican friend who I call that all the time 
Ban plz. For slurping Val
At least wait for him to finish slurping before the ban.
I might get to go to Colorado Sprigs for work. What should I do there? Where should I go?
Val swooped into a thread about Bayonetta on WiiU and stomped a troll in the face. It was glorious
Get Bowie to build you a cat copying machine.
Holy shit them alerts o0
Also it’s funny how like the usual assumed that the vid I posted irked me, I found it extremely funny which is why I posted it in the first place.
If I was Val, I’d post stupid shit all of the time to bait my sycophant likers. It’s not Havatchu’s fault, though.
H E ’ S N E W
Also- thanks for the hands-free Shaft. I lasted like 3 paragraphs.
That took place in Colorado Springs?
I wanna see the field of light bulbs.
Jah know my yute de leas yuh bredren coulda do a tell yu a how fe spell de word dem stillz :shake:
Bumboclaat 
Havatchu has a lower standard for liking posts than Sovi3t does for women.
thread is starting to smell like beef patties…
Edit: Nooooo Uconnnnnnn!!! Calhounnnn
Delicious?
Had an interesting lunch. Me and the woman somehow got into discussing surgery and more specifically penis reductions. This somehow turns into a google search of penis reductions. This returns a search of somebody asking about his options for a penis reduction, followed by a comment about rubbing bologna on it to shrink your penis…
They don’t call him Shaft Agent for nothing.
He sucks like nobody else, provided a booster-seat.
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unless your born as a centaur… who and the fuck would reduce the size of their penis. although i have an average white dude dick so what do i know righ? lol
That skinny dude from Africa, who had to tie it around his waist, to keep it safe, for one.
He couldn’t even get it close to hard without almost passing out from the blood loss.
That would suck.
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I dunno…Do you brothas get lower back issues from your giant dongs?
edit - that too, is it more difficult for a man with a footer to get a hard on than it is for a man with a 5 incher?
You do realize a Mandingo-sized dude just trying to get through normal life would hate havin’ to deal with massive amounts of women that simply can’t take it, right? Shit’s not fun when they’re either a) terrified, or b) havin’ to be cautious to not smash against the cervix (something that can really fucking hurt for a lot of women).
Fun Fact: the vag’s pleasure points stop at about an inch to two inches in. Girth, on the other hand, can mean much much more. The only thing length is gonna do is allow you to hit it from a greater distance, which admittedly does allow for easier means to do some of the more exotic positions without slippin’…
Yes.