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New iphone 5

hahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha!

If I wasn’t at work I would have very specific examples to provide.

All I am reading from this is:

whiff

whiff

whiff

Oh, and:

WHIFF

…the last one being the iPhone5 itself.

:coffee:

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

iPhone 5. Better start herding up like sheep. :coffee:

Man I got two women behind me at work right now gettin’ all googly-eyed over it…

Lol, i just noticed that the SFxT section was moved to the strategy zone, and that we have a new TTT2 section in its place. :tup:

Kick their cunts in.

All according to plan!

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I would, but they’re both cute. Such a minor offense cancels out.

Do you have a high probability to hit one or both, though?

If not, then RockB that shit down, mang.

Give them my phone number. I need groceries. I will mandingo my way to a full fridge.

SFxT RIP
we will never forget.

Nah, no chance (ring on my left hand kinda stops things like that), but I still like my eye candy to not look back at me hateful.

Oh boy. On the phone with my idiot friend while he’s driving. Road rage ensued. … Why? WHY black people? Why? :shake:
:tdown:

Still a step up from texting while driving…

I like my iPhone. I don’t see anything wrong with it tbh

64gb 4s btw so now you all know how big my e-peen is, oh yeah it’s white too hahaha

That’s the new white girl lv. 60 ability. It causes one of two effects: confusion (as pictured), or the uncontrollable ability to follow her and start a dance train. The hard counter is the black guy’s racial: slap-a-hoe.

Developers were considering nerfing it, but instead gave the black guy racial to everyone. If they can find the hotkey. :tup:

Pretentiousness is a huge reason I hate the iPhone. Fuckin’ makers of covers for the thing make sure a hole is in the cover so you can still see the fuckin’ Apple logo. GFY.

when you say e-peen in a positive relations to the iphone…

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iphones are for pussies.

n-gage all day.