Twitter > facebook.
That is all.
So go buy some, post a thread/video of you doing some in a…an interesting fashion and see what happens. Im just assuming you’re in Canada.
Okay! its very easily attainable since it is extracted from our national plant:
maple leafs.
its a law to do it in only canoes though, so the footage might be shaky D:
dat music…IS THE BOMB BITCHES!!! 
-Starhammer-
I think Million would run away, confused and anxious. RockB would sock that bitch, then run away, angry and full of lust.
Million would judo throw her and tell her that he wants to be respected as a person before any of that bullshit
RockB would get his phone out to record it from his perspective and make a gif
…so the iPhone 5 was revealed today.
So?
The world keeps spinning
I’m still watching porn
And I want to die…
Edit: Really? Wonder what’s new this time…
Confirmed.
Everyone’s out of fucks.
Today on the subway I revealed my dangalang. The response was far more favorable than that of iPhone 5
And since you spelled it “dang” a lang, one can only assume that it is Viet small, and you are taking a double swipe at Apple.
I was just thinking that everyone hissed and booed him instead of acting suprised and/or excited. Everyone hates on those phones yet they still sell like hot cakes.
I still dont have a cell phone…I hate talking on the phone.
I have this whole pot of coffee and I want to drink it, but its hot today man. Fuck it yo, im drinking that shit.
I’ve heard the iPhone 5 doesn’t even have dong physics. Primitive piece of shit.
Which is ridiculous, because its the same damn phone they have been releasing for the last 5 years.
My son just came up to me and said, “Daddy there is something in there!”. I was like “In where?”, and he said, “In my penis.” Then he walked off to the bathroom and took a piss and I heard him say “see!”.
Rabbit - I read that it is like a couple millimeters longer and like half a gram lighter…doesnt seem like a big deal to me, or a reason to upgrade. But then, what the fuck do I know. I havent owned a cell phone since…8 years ago, and that thing just sat in my glove box.
Actually I don’t care either. Apparently it’s a big deal in my office. Glad to see SRK fully supports Androids.
The only reason people buy the newer versions is so they can start conversations with “Hey did you get the new iPhone?”
I’m not a vagina so I don’t give a fuck how long the thing is.
Does it still do nothing? Okay cool. double birds
Do people use the iPhone to masturbate/enhance sex?
edit - you can watch videos on that thing so I guess they do…does the phone vibrate?
I’m taking 3 swipes at Apple.
And I’m taking them…
With my dangalang.