Paul Ryan’s wife would get it. sorry, Obama :sad:
I love how heavy axes feel in ds2. So satisfying each time I swing it to feel the impact it has.
Strife should be pretty sick. I really hope they make another darksiders because I really like the universe they’ve created and want to see more of it.
Didn’t you get banned for calling Lob “bro” or “dude” or something, mixah?
So Katie Couric has a talk show.
Right now there’s this 24yr old girl who lost her legs and hands to a flesh eating virus.
Despite her situation, she was persevered and is looking to live a normal life.
I’d totally plow her mom…
I really like the Hammers. Good combos and that charge move looks painful. I have a possessed hammer I dumped all kinds of lightning elements onto and named Mjolnir.
Half of 4chan is probably jerkin it to the daughter right now.
Man, that is a name that i have not seen in a while, lol
I dont know, but i think that Lobelia is still lurking here with another name
Sucks to be you right now bro 
Keninblack is still around, still loves 3s, goes to tournaments and stuff.
I might later on…
Michelle Obama can erect a Washington Monument in my pants.
There aren’t a lot of First Ladies you can say that about.
“If you gamble, my friend, eventually you lose.” - Qui Gon Jinn
That actually happened to me at work one time.
Instead, for the whole break time I washed my drawr’s in the sink…squeezed out as much water as I could…and put it back on.
Uncomfortable that day was.
Confirmed. You are SRKs Qui Gon Jinn.
Where do you work that you can’t leave if your shit your pants?
A place where you don’t want your co workers to know you shit your pants?
It’s not like you have to announce it. “Hey guys, I shit em, gatta go!” just go the hell home and come back. Lie to somebody and be like… I have to go to the DMV right NOW.
Rabbit unlike you most people don’t have a job where the whole company forgets they even exist.
I am starving. I need me some more food.
Also, me and the gf are getting a puppy this weekend. Cutest corgi you ever seen. Can’t wait <3
“dudes i just puked a few pieces of my insides up that shouldn’t even be possible to throw up, i’m going to go home and cry myself to sleep in the fetal position next to my toilet.”
i can only think of Jackie O. no way i’d cheat on her with Marilyn Monroe. that’s some SWBeta levels of TC.
Or just be a man and admit you goofed.
“Hey boss, I sharted a bit. I’m gonna go change and I’ll be back in an hour.”
Yeah…no.
I live at least an hour away from the job…I might as well take the rest of the day off.
Stuff spreads around the office like wildfire. Would I want risk that hot ass office chick knowing I sharted my pants? Fuck that.