"to sum it up i’ll kill you.i don’t blame you for being wack, i blame your fans for being dumb enough to feel you"
-Copywrite
pretty much. all of these people posting these dramatic fb statuses while people get shot to death everyday less than 2 miles from their house disgust me.
I would be surprised if Steven Seagal could cross a room in less time than it would take for me to make a sandwich, eat it, then leave the room at a leisurely pace. 
I haven’t seen the movie. It’s probably stupid.
Seagal lethal? Lol, when he was in his 20’s and early 30’s sure dude was a beast. But that fat lard of ego won’t be doing much these days.
Michael Jai White would be the bomb, Snipes as well if he gets out of the clank in time. Or is he out? I dunno.
Finally watching MK: Legacy, pretty cool. I don’t even know who the new actor is for Johnny Cage and I’m pissed, guy in this show is pretty awesome.
Also I can’t believe that Quan Chi trolling got me, I was all like “THE FUCK YOU DOING SUBS?!” Forgetting my gaming lore, and got Sorcerer rick rolled.
Michael Jai White is awesome. Michelle Yeoh will never not be awesome.
Just put them together and I’m sound as a pound.
damn right.
i would be surprised if he* didn’t* snap yo neck after the first 2 steps toward the fridge, gnomesaiyan? never underestimate an opponent that has their own energy drink.
famous last words 
errybody at EVO asking why you look like a pez despenser an shyt.
Oh my bad I forgot I was watching a documentary and not a movie about a fantasy comic book. Please forgive us for enjoying something so loosely based on logic or reality.
You seriously sat through a fantasy movie with a pen and pad taking notes on every inconsequential detail that didn’t make absolute perfect sense to you? No wonder you couldn’t enjoy the movie.
I’ve been drinking liquor for the past two hours, and I’ve somehow managed to talk myself into some pussy tonite even tho I’m barely trying. I won’t complain lol
I’ve got the liquor part down.
I get in these “modes” every now and then (wether sober and not)where I seem to say EXACTLY the right things chicks want to hear. When I can tap into this shit at will, I’m going to be something serious, dude.
#RandomSelectGame lol
I’m wondering what the funeral services would be like for the guy that shot all those kids to death… would the old friends and relatives still get up to say something nice about him? I’m always curious about what happens at the funeral of people that did something completely despicable as their final act in life. To stand there and say nice, complimentary things would be quite a large pile of bullshit, even if he was previously a reasonably decent person.
Aikido requires me to attack him for Seagal to even do a damn thing, their actual offense learned through basic training is minimal in order to learn the defensive aspects. If I stand there and do nothing, I’ve already won since my insults will sting his chubby pride. Or you know, shoot him. He makes for a big target.
I enjoyed it, although I think JCVD should have got more offense in, after the kick and chain choke he basically just got wailed on.
more movies need van damage kicks
people need to stop with this “pick a side and defend it at all costs” mentality. it hinders progress. be a scientist.
“I do remember one formative influence in my undergraduate life. There was an elderly professor in my department who had been passionately keen on a particular theory for, oh, a number of years, and one day an American visiting researcher came and he completely and utterly disproved our old man’s hypothesis. The old man strode to the front, shook his hand and said, ‘My dear fellow, I wish to thank you, I have been wrong these fifteen years’. And we all clapped our hands raw. That was the scientific ideal, of somebody who had a lot invested, a lifetime almost invested in a theory, and he was rejoicing that he had been shown wrong and that scientific truth had been advanced.” -Richard Dawkins
whatevs, i’m not gonna cry @ ur funeral.
i warned 'im…
all of this batman talk made me lol. you realize anytime you fight someone better than you, you generally look like shit.
Aikido is one of the most offensive martial arts there are. Most of those breaks and pins start off from strikes that are used as feints that make your opponent react in a certain way. So if you decided to stand still you just get your face beat in lol.
Edit: Anyway if Ayo thinks he can take Seagal he is welcome to try. It’s not like dude hides anywhere, just go see him in the streets of Jefferson Parish. That is if you can even make it through his harem. Imma listen to some Masters of Reality as Ayo gets his shit pushed in.
btw, who is the girl from your avatar?
http://shoryuken.com/forum/data/avatars/l/4/4030.jpg?1355272184
This is all that could be find of those enormous delicious mammaries…
Anyone heard from Sailorsaturn (Lounge regular who was wheelchair-bound and almost died but had good friends and a hot wife in his corner) recently?