Think about how much better BET would be if it was all Billy Joel all the time.
Avengers and DKR were both disappointing imo.
Prometheus as well.
Funniest part in DKR is watching a trained fighter forget about not throwing obvious as shit wide hooks that the dead can see coming. GGs Wayne. Especially when he was bad enough to do it again.
I know y’all worried and all but I’m still alive. Just in quarantine. Bad flu coupled with sinusitis.
On a side note: stop hating on avengers before I personally find each of you and cough in your mouths.
Sent from my plastic bubble using a den den mushi.
Like to see you try to cough in my mouth without foreplay >=o
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Don’t hate Da Joel.
Saw Expendables 2 finally, was pretty cool. Chuck Norris murdering people was awesome, person who everyone guessed would die died, and JCVD actually made a pretty good villain. His little blurb at the end when he was trying to remember the kid’s name and finally said “What does it matter” or something along the lines was brilliant, also he kicked the shit out of Sly.
Expendables 3 needs Steven Seagal and Lorenzo Lamas, get the trash in there and let them form a team.
Beat me to it. He must not have payed attention at the begining of the movie where it is shown that Bruce had been retired for 10 years.
So I got invited to a Christmas party by an American.
I go to find myself surrounded by flip women.
Knew I should’ve worn my festive C4 vest.
Sent to the Internet with Smoke Signaltalk. Buy your matches and blanket in the Trading Outlet for $20 shipped. Firewood sold separately.
Joss Whedon is overrated and Jack Kirby got screwed more than ever.
See? You ain’t coughing into shit, you pansy. 
Both of those are true statements and do not degrade the quality of the movie itself. Pass.
The worst part of this quarantine: GF has been off all day and watched at least an entire season of Glee with the volume on blast.
I’ve got Madonna “Like a Virgin” stuck in my head now.
i was so excited to watch The Avengers, i even ignored that Whedon was directing it. i saw it twice. it’s objectively wack.
truf hurts.
lol @ Seagal being trash when he’s the most dangerous out of all the Expendables (save Couture) IRL
my expendables would be:
Seagal
Bolo Yeung
Michael Jai White
Overeem
Bob Munden (shit i just found out he died 4 days ago :sad: still scary enough to list, even dead)
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RIP
I know he was out of action for 10 years. But look at how he fights vs all those thugs with Catwoman. Taking down multiple opponents and disarming Catwoman at that. And aren’t some of those guys remnants of the LoS? I wouldn’t expect them to be on par with those Ra’s trained but still… And if he so was damn rusty, all those guys with guns who opened fire on him all missed. He still had his stealth skill to some degree so pull off unseen takedowns as well. Able to react and counter multiple opponents is nothing to scoff at. Then he fights Bane and loses his cool completely. And when he returns after all those months… he fights the same exact way vs Bane. What I’m saying is that outside of Bane, he fights smart. Bane shows up and it’s tossed out the window.
Simply watch him face any situation outside of fighting Bane.
I don’t know about Seagal being the most lethal IRL. I remember reading he was legit scared of Van Damme or something of that nature.
Hail Based Kirby
Funniest part was hearing Batman/Bane speak.
Also when Batman was like “YOUMADEAVERYBIGMISTAKE” to Catwoman after she lead him to Bane.
I aint got the patience for this “Server did not respond in time” bullshit SRK. I clicked reply like 5 times and you can’t even make a quote work? :mad:
Shaft, I’m gonna let this 1.5bil disprove your wack opinion. Now PM your address so I can drive over and cough in your little ankle biting mouth.
JCVD is unfuckwithable.
i had Lundgren in there to rival Seagal (like Stalone and Statham), but i figured he’s already an Expendable so i omitted him
Expendabelles
Rothrock
Yeoh
Carano (possibly Fat Carano for comedy purposes)
Biel (Blade 3 size)
and i’d throw Holly Hunter in there too because she looks tough (and for butthole nudity reasons).
Does it piss anyone else off when people overreact when they find out you haven’t seen whatever show whose spunk they’re busy wiping off their faces at the moment?
Yeah, I admit: I haven’t watched Game of Thrones yet. I know it’s something I’d like. It’s just that every time I think of watching it, there’s always something else I’d like to do at that moment (generally playing a video game).
Anyway, I have no problems with people recommending things to me, or even people who constantly tell me I’d enjoy something… but when people flip out and treat me like I’m less of a person because I haven’t seen something they like? Well, if anything, it just makes me want to partake in it even less because I now associate it with that dipshit. Congratulations, you counter-productive nimrod.