If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
- Lenny Bruce
Her name is Liu Yang
Hopefully Lang tsung isn’t the head of Mission Kontrol.
Motherfuckin’ Juicebox.
Goes double for you hombre.
I don’t have an Asian fetish like 120% of the rest of SRK, but she’s mad cute.
Plus she’s one letter away from being able to turn into a dragon and stomp my enemies.
I didn’t say I wanted to have sex with him, I said I wanted to fight him for chili, I don’t want him bitching about me pulling on a collar or some shit.
…I didn’t use a single “FGC Term” in my post at all, everything I just typed was something I would have typed 5 years ago on AIM.
How isn’t the word “eSports” viable in my post? A SINGLE TEAM DOMINATED THE ENTIRE CEO KILLER BRACKET, THEY’RE AN ESPORTS TEAM.
Next time I play a pickup hockey game I’m not going to play with a fucking goalie because only top players do that, not ALL players.
Don’t call the Packers a football team next time either.
Play to win and be the best or don’t fucking play.
Hurry up and get that shit so I can smack your down-home country ass back to the motherboard.
Man you guys are getting so mad and typing stuff, this is hardcore.
I’m totally going to post some images now.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/6/16/10/enhanced-buzz-25698-1339857802-0.jpg
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS
No one OWNS dragons, maaaaaan…they are like…their own dragons, dude.
That Multiple Man sorcerer dude reminds me of Jim Rash, and the show is much funnier because of that.
DEAN-A-LING-A-LING
DEANYOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW.
The Dean and Britta are the best characters on that show. “I’ve gone to far, what are they going to say when I go to the bank today?”
WHERE ARE MAH DRAGONS!
Dashing in Untitled Rabbit Project: Super Subject to Change Edition
[LIST]
[]4 dash directions. Forward, backward, up, and down.
[]Each dash has two versions, short and long. Long dash requires you to hold the button after the second press to extend the dash distance.
[]Up, down, and back dashes all have invincibility.
[]Combos may require different dash distances based on the height of the launch, or knock back.
[*]Some attacks will be dash cancelable. PPK, dc, PPK, dc, PP2K, jc, P+K
[/LIST]
Not sure how I feel about the short and long dashes. I may just create a single set distance dash that is guard cancelable, which will essentially be the same thing, but end up safer and less wonky.
Britta and Chang were the two most radically Chang’ed characters from the beginning. Season 1 is like a completely different show.
Britta became bizarre and hilarious, her and Dean are indeed the funniest characters on the show.
Chang became a minstrel for white people to laugh at because they were threatened by the Asian man’s intimidating presence in unexpected positions of authority, ie. awesome Spanish teacher. Now he is the court jester, DANCE FOR US ASIAN MAN, MUCH LIKE THE MONKEY YOU WOULD CHASE THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS
Another secret conspiracy to suppress the agenda of the Asian man. Racists.
I enjoyed competent Chang in the first season with his great spanish and sexy dancing ex wife.
3rd season retard chang was funny sometimes but never consistently. Dancing monkey indeed, that must have been his chinese zodiac sign. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
I REFERENCED YOUR CRAZY ZODIAC ALONG WITH HIS CLOWNERY. I AM FUNNY. ANDY CAPPS LOCK.
The white zodiac is crazy to me. There’s like a crab and some dude jerking off a snake? Be real.
I met this girl who was a friend of a friend who turns out was really into zodiac stuff, and she showed me her room which had like an entire bookcase full of related books. I was just like HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA to her face.
“Oh I’m a Taurus, which is like a super sensual sign, and like describes a person that lives life with a lot of joy and passion.”
Blaming your whoreish ways on some star constellations, that is the ultimate white girl way to live. God bless them every one.
did you get dat becky from her
They’re out fuckin some cars, bitch
OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW???
She was a big fan of elves (brought this up apropos of nothing) which I assumed to mean like…she was a big fan of Orlando Bloom in prop ears.
Then she showed me pictures from her last Halloween where she had like this dress made of leaves and flowers in her hair with fairy wings on the back…
And I was like THAT AIN’T NO ELF, BITCH THAT’S A FUCKING WOOD NYMPH AN ELEMENTAL SPIRIT OF THE FOREST and stormed out.
Girl had some amazing funbags, but a man has to have some fucking standards in this day and age.
I DIDN’T KNOW?
YOU DIDN’T KNOW
Link removed because the last thing I want is for CLint to get banned 
-Val
So my dog has destroyed one of my sticks, killed one of my external hard drives and now has taken the life of my second external hard drive. This hard drive had all my papers and a bunch of other stuff meant to be kept safe. I am going to destroy this dog with my bare hands.
I almost forgot about that slang, until you brought it back up. Thanks for that, Boel.
val was axin what it was, cryoh you black as night haha
What are you talking about, how is that link not safe to post!?!
…perhaps a misjudgment in hindsight. You are the mod that we deserve.
What is the grade under Becky?
All this banter.
I’m listening to French Electro House music in my Jeep, not arguing.
i almost dont count season 1 in alot of ways of how characters were potrayed. in season 1 troy was played up to be a sports person but he essentially is now donald glover playing donald glover in a goofy saved by the bell eqsue community college. i think abed may be the only character who resembles their season 1 self…that and jeff.