SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

I’m thin and the veggie sub at Subway is pretty much the only fast food I eat.

One could say that I’m not American… but I say to that person, “You are not American. I am.” And then I will proceed to defame that person by demonstrating that I am more knowledgeable in all things Americana. And that person will proceed to move to Pakistan and join the Taliban, because that is the ultimate fate of the non-American dicks and cunts who would dare to fuck with me.

pretty much this…Rufus is a fat, loud mouth, goofball. He is japan’s view on Americans.

I prefer my method of getting drunk and high, and fighting to the death over chili

I wish more Americans were like you.

I cannot wait to use a juicer every morning and make delicious crepes and scones while giving my lover a back massage, the sun flowing through our bedroom window :x

***godlike


I’ll fight you while drunk and high over the last bowl of chili if you want.

That sounds like a good time.

why do I get the feeling it would be a clothing optional fight?

Clothing is always optional :lovin:

Some men put pussy in a pedestal. In China women are bubble gum stuck under your shoe. There is no way to put bubble gum stuck under shoe on a pedestal.

Scrooge McFuck

Sorry bro the fact that they made those two a goddamn team in SFXT is keeping me away from that game. Also that Capcom won’t age the bitch.

OMG.

You too???

…I always tell people that I am a Jeffersonian American.

Minus the slavery, but keeping the preferring to bang woman of color bit.

Really?

I hear Soviet has a Rufus belly now… shoutouts to D3.

hrrrm fitty bucks to enter both lcqs for st at evos, I WILL BECOME A LEGEND

You make yourself sound so stupid. Seriously. Every thing you just said is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.

I can only hope that your flagrant use of stupid “FGC” terminology is supposed to be sarcastic, and that you really haven’t let the scene turn you into a carbon copy of each and every other “scrub” (see that? see what I did there?) who thinks that saying nigga, eSports, scrub, name dropping, and this weird kind of pseudo insult and comparison to all players vs top players.

I have to hope that this is true. I have to. Because if I don’t, then I will be forced to drag you into a field and put you down like the confused animal that you are.

And I don’t mean that in the way you want it to mean.

EDIT: I still need to get AE on PC so we can play. Don’t let me forget. That really is the only reason I haven’t picked it up.

Blanka is beyond stupid in SFIV. If his face, and fucked up stomach weren’t so beyond fixing, he would be perfect. Hes the only “monster” in the game and they make him into a fuckin cartoon character.

Sakuras gi alt is pretty cool though.

man dont use my main man jc’s latinogreek name in vain

My bad. Edited.

Blanka is beyond stupid in SF4 because hitboxes and frames.

~ T. Hawk

are you guys good with editin piktures,i have a stupid request. i dont wanna head to the morass of IMM, I have had TE replacement plexi forever but can never get the art to print right on an 11x17 piece of paper

everytime i try to resize/print this http://www.personal.psu.edu/cjr201/stickardtemplate.png I hella fuck it up, loltetepmlatesfushaftiownatebutitwasquichesoldonesoitisapainfulmemoryofhowheisgone

I’m inclined to like every one of your posts based on your avatar alone.

Emmanuel Sodding Savior?

If you don’t place in ST at Evo, Evah D, Imma be very ashamed to have made your e-quaintance.

i likehow jesus’ name was just Josh, josh fucking messiah would be what we could say now

How about Fucking mess Josh?