SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

Lorena Garcia would get pounced with the quickness… she’s on Soledad’s show right now…she’s some chef that Taco Bell recently hired to add some “gourmet” options to their menu.

I want to skip today… it’s back to ordinary work now. Yesterday was boring, but sitting in a class is so much better than actually working all day.

*ah, I should make Bunsen Honeydew for Modnation Racers…that would be an easy one, if I went with the Muppet Babies’ version of that character…

Girl just got off work and the first thing she wants to do is watch the Luka Magnotta video with me as I eat a cup of pudding.

I am hoping I don’t end up with bite marks on my genitals.

Pm me for link if you dare.

Heineken is from Holland.

Fuck Amurikan beer that isn’t micro brew.

There are quite a few of those that are superb, though.

But yeah… fuck American beer.

Guinness all day every day.

Also, Heineken Light, if I want a soda.

say what you will about cheap beer/malt liquor, but that shit gets you ripped real proper.

New lounge threads should have fake “In last thread” intros.
In the last thread: Boel gets banned for posting a shirtless picture of himself in bright yellow short shorts, Violent flamewar erupts. “Boel '77” Picture quickly deleted, but becomes hottest commodity on the trading forums. The controversial picture of a Bob Ross-like Boel, smiling, sitting at a mahogany desk, surrounded by afro wearing black women in bikinis and white tigers features his penis poking out. Whether this was deliberate or not is still under investigation. Currently mods struggle to contain the litany of mirror threads of debating if it is gay to enjoy looking at penises. The ban count is at 64 and is expected to rise as the forums are bombarded with copycat images.

Now see, that makes me look bad for having gauges. Now everybody is gonna be like “that dude has a kickball team and plays frisbee” which is just not fair.

Or they will think you are a crackhead.

Man, how gay is a park dedicated to Frisbee Golf?

Inside a Colt 45. My friend and I flipped our shit when we saw this. No, we aren’t in the pic.

Last time we got some, black guy wasn’t there. :frowning:

I hope he’s come back.

@angelpalm: Gayer than a gay bar filled with dildo shaped glasses.

Guinness Foreign Extra Stout.

That shit has drunk dynamite inside its alcohol content, I swear.

i consider the flight of AHVB as the beginning of the end of the “old” SRK

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Anyone here have a dream where you take out your violent urges on a new friend, but you wake up and you realize that it was actually an old friend you couldn’t stand that happens to look a little like your new friend?

i have too much sex and too normal to understand shaft’s “porn”

I think what he means is that Heineken sucks. Which is a factual statement.

I heard his favorite thing in the world, is when a chick is jerking him off with her ankles and those protruding bones, on the inside of them, dig into Shaft’s Agent.

Nah.

American beer does suck.

American micro brews quite often do not.

I’m only 22, and I know plenty of adults (as in people between the ages of 25-30 and beyond) that still don’t know what the fuck they are talking about with beer. I myself don’t know much either, but the people I’m talking about just don’t care and would rather have fucking wine coolers or something equally as gay

That being said, I don’t mind gay drinks, but I have disdain for those that limit themselves because they can’t make themselves enjoy something that doesn’t taste like soda or candy.

It’s disheartening.

Lmao at that artical.

“I don’t care what anyone says, Heineken is one of the nastiest beers on Earth.” ~ the author

Yeah… know what I don’t care about?

Anything asserted by someone who qualifies his assertions with “I don’t care WHAT ANYBODY SAYS.”

Yeah, no.

Sod you, mate .

You lost the argument before you passed Go [to 7-11 and get some Pabst].

I hope he keeps drinking American Macro swill for all eternity.

Or, goes to hell, if you will.

I have no pity for people with taste cancer.

When I see 35-60 yr old men drinking busch light at their “decent” house my heart drops a little. I can understand if that’s all you can afford, but if your filling your “Beer Fridge” with a bunch of Budweiser then don’t… just don’t…

Hahahaha, bro!

You got banned for doing this shit with D3!

we have one in our town bruv, that’s where the gays do their stuff. butt stuff… :confused:

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