DAW has Coeliac disease and naturally blonde hair. 0/10 wouldn’t let my olfactory experience her body redolent of genetic inferiority.
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Not related to anything.
That spaceship had fucking hydrolics.
This is going to taste like ass isn’t it?
http://www.pizzamarketplace.com/article/195667/Let-s-Pizza-vending-machine-ready-for-U-S-debut
ok, so i won’t feed her gluten. problem solved. and even if she dropped a runny deuce while we were banging i would accept her treasure and inhale with flared nostrils as i thrust. GOML
That wizard needs to put you back into whatever doujin you came from. Begone 2D pervert, you don’t belong in this 3D world.
LOL All the real muthaphuckin’ Lounge Gees didn’t even bat an eye at the Damned post. Went right past it like always. Scroll wheel is actin’ up on me now, but whatever. :tup:
When was there a wizard mentioned?
At this point, I doubt it. I realize now that most things are bound to go wrong in a variety of ways… often in ways that would never happen to other people…Life Itself and the world are always waiting for me to take a chance on anything, just so “they” can immediately jump on that opportunity to fuck me over as hard as possible, because that’s what a piece of shit douchebag Life Itself is. Life Itself is a bitch that needs to be strangled and beat to fucking death…then resurrected multiple times to be repeatedly tortured and killed forever. Whatever, I’m enjoying the video games I have, along with an internet connection for the constant feed-bag of jerkin material. Of course, now that I actually mentioned these things… that most likely jinxed it, and something bad is going to happen with regard to those things.
Jesus christ Million.
Song is so silly it works
(Ugh. I really hate this mustache. Seriously need to look for a razor tomorrow…which starts in 10 minutes.)
Speaking of things I need to do, I need to look up the mechanisms of a crossbow (again). I still can’t believe I didn’t buy that damn Weapons book like I thought I did.
…So she’s a zombie? I guess that explains everything.
Yeah, people. Why can’t you just be more like Manx here?
I like how you actually seem to be surprised at his answer.
Allow shoryuken.com in NoScript. Then go into options, click the “Embeddings” tab. Check “Apply these restrictions to whitelisted sites too”
Haha, I’m reading my old LJ from 2003 and I sounded like damned!
Slightly Emo/depressed with a mild use of ellipses?
@ that Snoop video. FGC members must be happy as fuck hanging out with that model chick from The Tester. Snoop’s obviously too cool to hang out with those guys, though. 
Edit: Holy shit, Snoop IS chillin’ with everybody. How much did they pay him for that shit? Also, the video+song is so fucking cheesy!
so my friend accepted this dare i gave him. i said that if he could watch it without looking away or stopping it i would give him 50 dollars
i need help trying to find the most annoying, intolerable ,and maddening video to make him watch
With the consistantly growing amount of ass their daily programming is sucking, I find it hilarious as hell. Irony? Yeah, they doing it right, even if they don’t know it.
-Starhammer-
I wouldn’t expect it to catch on, but it’s America. We want to get fatter faster.
I have a fever…and the only prescription is MORE CHINESE STUPIDITY!
I was waiting on the light to change so I could cross the street when I saw my bus coming. Not seeing any traffic coming, and knowing it would take forever for another one to come, I made tracks, knowing full well a random Chinese motorist could descend from Heaven in a chariot of fire and plow me over while doing this, but not wanting to miss this bus because it was raining. The driver loitered until I got up near the bus. I thought, “I might actually catch the bus.”
My fatal mistake was forgetting this is China.
Seeing a foreigner rushing down his bus, and fearing…what, I don’t know, that he’d have to usher my pasty self to my apartment, the driver did the most logical thing he could. He shut the doors and peeled out. I caught up to the door and banged on it, and he looked at me like Butters on the Beijing Olympics South Park episode as he sped off.
This country is a special breed of WTF.
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