SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

[Carpet_Lint]

Wife just got diagnosed with Graves’ disease.

We were told procreation is highly risky from herein.

Which for her means, don’t have kids.

Which also for her means, don’t have sex.

I will help you find the silver lining in this, MissyP.

Graves’ disease is hyperthyroidism, which manifests primarily in two symptoms - weight loss and emotional instability.

Since your wifey is Asian (real Asian, not rcaido Asian - right?) neither symptom will really be noticeable moving forward.

Don’t worry buddy.

3. Comedic actors with a hidden facility for drama.

Slight correction - dramatic actor with a hidden facility for comedy.

Goody knows what’s up, even if he dared to forget his name.

Boogie Nights came out before Talladega Nights.

(Though Boogie Nights, especially his parts, were arguably more comedic than dramatic.)

This dude was in Boogie Nights, Magnolia, The Thin Red Line, Chicago, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, and who knows what other great movies before he realized “man…I am a funny motherfucker” and started doing comedies.

It was like the opposite of Michael Keaton’s career.

…hmm, I don’t think that analogy’s strong enough. What’s another guy that went the opposite way, from comedic to dramatic? Bill Murray? Jim Carrey’s flip-flopped with varying degrees of success (Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine, Man on the Moon versus The Majestic, The Number 23)…uh…I got nothing.

[Havatchu]

Jim Carey in serious roles isn’t mathematically possible.

Those movies were made in a deep vacuum in space by forces beyond our recognition or control.

[goodm0urning]

Slight correction - dramatic actor with a hidden facility for comedy.

For whatever reason, this permutation of the subject doesn’t seem to come up as often with movie dweebs.

[Manx]

Deadly Kung-Fu “Grip” yo.

Sounds great until my penis is bent at a 90 degree angle. Oh well, works for some of those porn stars. Anyone besides me ever wonder HOW THE FUCK THAT HAPPENS?

:tup:

Either my neighbors are constantly watching The Big Bang Theory, or they just like the ending credits theme so much that they play it at least a few times per day.

Maybe they’re bangin to it. At a sound level just beneath the TV volume.

[Taito]

I always get John C. Reilly and William H. Macy mixed up.

[Havatchu]

Really? William H. Macy is like, really old.

It must be the Name Initial Name sequence messin’ you up.

[Missing_Person]

(Robert Downey Jr. was in U.S. Marshalls? Hunh. Do not remember that.)
I am sorry to hear that…but only because you’re an SRK member who I actually give a damn about, especially since I already think there are too many people in the world as it is. [/tact]

“Thankfully”, given what I could parse from Wikipedia, it isn’t something (even) more serious that’s also not curable like ALS or something. Is she doing “okay” otherwise?

While I’m asking invasive, potentially inappropriate questions, I figure I might as well ask: Did you–as in Missing Person, not “you” and your wife–even want kids in the first place?

I do want kids, but I’m still scared at the thought of it.

Other than this, she’s been fine. She was scared to death last week though, because of her heart rate, she thought she was approaching cardiac arrest.

Aside from the symptoms of this, she’s been fine. She hasn’t been insanely moody either.

(real Asian, not rcaido Asian - right?)

Yeah. I may never beat his Gief, but I have him beat in authenticity of my wife’s ethnicity.

[Havatchu]

Yeah. I may never beat his Gief, but I have him beat in authenticity of my wife’s ethnicity.

Liked for this specifically.

Would you be totally against adopting kids?

[Missing_Person]

Liked for this specifically.

Would you be totally against adopting kids?

We’ve talked about adopting at some point. We’re for it. But it’s expensive to do…moreso than hospital bills for an obstetrician

[goodm0urning]

Maybe they’re bangin to it. At a sound level just beneath the TV volume.

God, I hope not. They keep having god damn kids, and then they yell and swear at them. It’s annoying.

[Manx]

I hate that. I mean, it’s YOU who brought the lil dudes into the world and now you wanna just push em away? I think about that everytime I get mad at my son for something. Damn it, I hate to say this, but my daughter is almost too passive for me to get mad at yet. Yet. :tup:

[angelpalm]

I had to press the page down button no less than SIX times to scroll past a SINGLE post.

Looks like it is about time to change to that SRK White.

[The_Damned]

(Hmm…it would seem that “The Curse of Yamato” is the latest piece of music to fall into the category of “song I didn’t initially like, but now can’t stop listening to.”)

Sigh, goodm0urning. What did we just say about having hope and it being pointless?

If you have to hope these people aren’t fucking and have learned how to use condoms, then prepare to be very disappointed in humanity. Again.

2 bed and 2 bath for $800 in Cali does sound like a borderline “too good to be true” deal. Nice to see that some parts of California is reasonable.

Yeah, seriously. Most places in California are ridiculously expensive, at least if you don’t want to be forced to drive everywhere and sometimes even then.

Being only $800 sounds like some there’s horrible secret attached to it.

Sam Worthington Info

fades into the shadows

I didn’t see this until after I posted that huge wall of text, but thanks for playing trying to inform me.

Are you going to sit there and tell me our first five presidents weren’t George Washington, Abe Lincoln, George Clinton, Bushwick Bill, and Barack Obama?

Considering the amount of people that sadly still don’t think Obama was born in this country, I don’t think you can safely count him even among that small number of known Presidents. So, no.

I do want kids, but I’m still scared at the thought of it.

Other than this, she’s been fine. She was scared to death last week though, because of her heart rate, she thought she was approaching cardiac arrest.

Aside from the symptoms of this, she’s been fine. She hasn’t been insanely moody either.

I see. That’s…unfortunate, but it’s good hear that she’s otherwise fine.

Did you guys get a second opinion? Or third? Or fourth? You guys are still in China, unfortunately, right?

I had to press the page down button no less than SIX times to scroll past a SINGLE post.

Looks like it is about time to change to that SRK White.

Yeah, sorry about that, angelpalm.

Well, I’m not sorry, but I feel I should apologize anyway to further the illusion of being at least semi-decent. Something tells me it isn’t working though…

[Stabby]

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Damned, you know I love you, but this is excessive. If you are going to do things like that then use the spoiler tags to condense your replies at least.

[Havatchu]

“You need to stop coveting your neighbor’s wif…actually she a bad bitch, I wouldn’t mind hittin’ it, but I’m just sayin’ he married her”

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[Missing_Person]

I see. That’s…unfortunate, but it’s good hear that she’s otherwise fine.

Did you guys get a second opinion? Or third? Or fourth? You guys are still in China, unfortunately, right?.

She won’t go see a Chinese doctor, and I can’t blame her a single iota. There is a large enough Korean population here to warrant there being a Korean doctor, but not enough for more than one, I guess.

She intends on getting a checkup in July while she’s in Korea anyway.

[Shaft_Agent]

Tell me again why so many of you cats are going all crazy over that average-at-best redhead?

That girl is on the plain side of ugly. ™

over the line. DAW has a great face and body. her knees hyperextend a bit, but that’s forgivable.

also she’s dating a blind dude she met off okcupid. gotta respect that.

Did she mimic them also by eating nothing but 6 kernels of canned corn and half a cup of plain yogurt every day for 2 years? :tup:

nah, she eats a ton. mostly fast food. she’s gonna be screwed over pretty bad when her metabolism slows down.

snipped mother of all Damned postsI know I’m hardly one to talk, but I have to ask: what the fuck is wrong with your sister? Seriously?

being Gen Z + adopted + shortsighted and vapid + low self esteem = crazy person that takes anger from abandonment out on non-biological family. personally, i think she has HPD- but that’s just me Barney Rubble shrug

So, I watched Immortals, it sucked balls.

yeah, don’t ever talk trash about Tarsem. EVER. dude’s visuals are MacBauer tier**.**

[The_Damned]

(It’s really weird hearing Jessa Ventura talk and not having it be UMvC3 Haggar’s voice, especially since he seems kinda like a hippie even if he has some points.)

Hmmm…I just remembered that I still need to read “And I Must Scream”.

Wait. Am I supposed to italicize that even if it’s a short story? Hmmm…

Damned, you know I love you, but this is excessive. If you are going to do things like that then use the spoiler tags to condense your replies at least.

Spoilers still don’t work for me for me right now, so I forgot since it would still look the same and, really, that’s actually one of my shorter posts, even since I’ve been back. I’ll try to remember in the future, though. Maybe.

lazily shrugs and nods

She won’t go see a Chinese doctor, and I can’t blame her a single iota. There is a large enough Korean population here to warrant there being a Korean doctor, but not enough for more than one, I guess.

She intends on getting a checkup in July while she’s in Korea anyway.

I see. Good to know that didn’t go to a Chinese doctor and that she plans on getting a check-up next month. I’d like to think that the check-up will reveal something better, even if the initial diagnosis wasn’t (horribly) flawed solely due to China’s corrupting nature.

[Havatchu]

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Snoop…the fuck snoop? Why is Wong in this? And they know damn well none of these FGC niggas would make a girl a strip for losing a Tekken match

That Mexican dude with the beard would have. The one that said he was gunna sniff that girl during that SFXT stream.

[Kankuri]

Does anyone find it hilarious that they spam the Above The Influence commercials on Adult Swim?