SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

Put in my application for an apartment today. Me and my girl moving in together. I stay at her house damn near 6 days out of the week so we pretty much live together already. And I just go to my parent’s house in the mornings just to change and go to work.

2 bed 2 bath 1005 sq feet for 835 a month. I’m pretty excited about it but nervous too cause it’s gonna be the first time I’m gonna be fully dependent.

Should be a fun ride.

I always think of him as Wil Ferrel’s wingman.

He cannot break out of the shell of his own uncharismatic inconsequence.

It is a matter of lacking presence.

Call him Steve Brule and everyone knows who he is in.

He is a REALLY good actor and has been in a shit load of good movies.

I like him more then Will Ferrel because Will Ferrel plays the same retard in every movie. Riley can be a retarded step brother and also some irish dude from the 1900s and fight Bill the Butcher.

haha, the name “Grover” still reminds me of the Sesame Street character… so that particular president is forever cross-referenced with Sesame Street in my mind.

On another note… one thing that would be nice to ask God if one were to actually meet such a being… is why life always just gets worse as time goes on? That seems to be the way things generally work. If you’re lucky, things start out just fine and dandy when you’re a kid…then they’re terrible either in junior high or high school…then you hit another high point in the college years (again, if you’re relatively “lucky”)…but right after that it’s straight down hill in terms of quality. Here’s what adulthood really has over the other life stages— you make money on a regular basis. Nearly ever other goddamn thing is garbage… one miserable situation after the next, day after day… let’s assign a number and say, with 100 being the top— college might be say… a 90… things are good for awhile… but one annoying shit of a situation piles up on top of another, your health goes downhill… you get more responsibilities, more things to worry and be stressed out about, perhaps a mid-life crisis here and there when you hit the mid 40s, the pain of regret for your past screw-ups, the effects of advancing age will gradually destroy any good looks you had… basically, everything that you could imagine going wrong… YES it will go wrong…and the future only brings more pain and despair that are on levels you can’t even currently imagine. I’d probably bet money that everyone’s life here will be significantly worse about 20 years from this very moment. It’s seemingly rare that things actually get better.

Maybe this is why most forms of fiction have a generally happy, conveniently resolved ending… because that’s what doesn’t happen in real life…it’s what we wished happen…the same reason so many of those bullshit 80s movies and shows had the hopeless loser geek in highschool actually end up getting the hot girl he had a crush on… when we all know the truth about what happens there. The nervous little speech given by the nerd character DOESN’T win the bitch over(besides, we all know one of the popular basketball or football players was fucking her at the time anyway. Nerd Character never had a chance, and that’s indisputable fact. Of course, later on in life if he continued being a classic “Nerd” and ended up making good money, he could BUY her whore-ass any day of the week. Get BOUGHT, bitch.), and he DOESN’T prevail at the end of the story in real life… just like the character that quits his or her job and follows their dream— they DON’T end up making money and being successful most of the time… or how the character that is scrawny gets into the fight with the main bully after school…he DOESN’T end up winning somehow… he gets his ass beat down and everyone laughs about it. The quirky couple that hated each other at first, then fell in “love” (the “romantic comedy”)… they get married, sure…then a divorce is on schedule for a few years later, and the guy is financially ruined for the rest of his life. Then, she’s also “used goods” and unappealing to most men forever if she popped out a few kids.(*though I still think the man typically gets the worse deal when it comes to this joke we call “marriage” today). Anyone trying the super-hero gig for real with no powers, Batman style? You know that dude would just get shot within a matter of days, and of course we’d all laugh about that news story. It sure would be nice if things worked out like they did in the movies though. See, real life has no happy endings outside the “happy endings” you get in certain massage parlors. This is the reality of what life is. There is no reason to ever have hope.

In a way, that could be inspiration to truly live in the moment… because y’know that the future is guaranteed to be terrible…so it’s better to try and enjoy life NOW while it’s only “annoying” at times.

Incorrect. I will refer you to the fact that he had a career before Will Ferrel as a character actor, and he was good.

Maybe the reason people don’t realize that is that since then, he only gets shitty movies in which he gets to act like a fat-tongued moron.

He plays an exceptional bit part.

But he is completely forgettable.

He lacks the force to be anything other than that.

Steve Brule disagrees.

It’s just Juice! He was also in Boogie Nights!

You are wrong and dumb. Being a suburb supporting actor is a very valuable skill. Plus he has crazy range.

He’s also got dat jewfro.

He has incredible range… under the radar.

Being a superb supporting actor exclusively, is akin to being a superb dental assistant.

I am correct and not dumb.

You are an overly defensive white supremacist, and very probably Irish and thus related to him.

Ergo your bad taste can be explained away as either due to inbreeding or nepatism by proxy of paying ticket prices to see his films.

Where?

That is a great price.

I steal those shits off the computer!

YOUR STEREOTYPES ARE NOW COMPLETELY WRONG. He is also half Lithuanian. I am not Lithuanian!

Plus a supporting actor’s job is to support! His very staying under the radar that you continue to point out is a tribute to his skill at his job.

I have taken your counter point and flipped it back against you. Like Tai Chi, DOUBLE STEREOTYPE DESTRUCTION.

Here in town. Fresno ca. Yeah the price is great and I’m glad both of our salaries can afford it and not be completely broke.

Yeah, Mil. I have always said that here in the US we have a critical number of stories that end in a happy ending. We should really show the carnage. :tup:

Obviously Reily is an XX chromosome male, AND HIS IRISH X DOMINATES THE REDUNDANT LITHUANIAN X.

A supporting actor’s job is to be seen and not remembered.

That and waiting tables.

He forgot my refill.

WING CHUN DEFLECTION OF YOUR ATTACK, TURNING IT, AND ADDING ITS FORCE TO THE ONE INCH PUNCH OF DIM MAK DOOOOOOOOOOM.

An actor does not require force in order to be good, just as a musician doesn’t need to play crazy solos in order to be good. Not everything calls for an artistic personality that’s set on 11.

You are touching a nerve.

Then again I would care more if I was 100 percent.

Irish people inbred?

Did anyone else see Year One? Man that movie was bad. Even Tyson was like “This movie is horrible” like 1/4th through.

2 bedrooms, 2 baths?

For $800?

In Cali?

I did not know I had gone back in time to the 60s…

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Please, please tell me you’re trolling.

It’s a stereotype.

This has far less to do with the fact of their being Irish (Irish: Scots who didn’t have the sense to relocate) and far more to do with that spire that VS and Reily commonly refer to their family tree.

How anyone can possibly hate the makers of Guinness, as a whole, is beyond me.

Because Guinness.