Uphill both ways in winter, with her neighbor Abraham Lincoln. ^
Wife just got diagnosed with Graves’ disease.
We were told procreation is highly risky from herein.
Which for her means, don’t have kids.
Which also for her means, don’t have sex.
I’m sorry to hear that Missing Person.
Truly.
I am sorry for your loss.
Time to hit up all those woman you talk about that keep trying to get at you.
Get a vasectomy. Or wait a while before you ask for her sex, she might come around.
Sucks bro.
The Vampire Hunter?
Man, I really hate to hear that, man. Hang in there, bro! Is mutual masturbation a possibility? I know it’s gonna suck not being able to go horizontal, but at least it’s an option and you can do it together. I know nothing about that disease, but I hope it all works out. :tup:
Edit ~ I just realized what you said. SHE doesn’t want to have sex. Sucks. She’ll come around. Let her know that you do have needs though. Even though you understand. G’luck to you both, man. :tup:
P.S. Kick CUNTZILLA in the facemask. that’ll make you feel better! And… she kinda deserves it. :tup:
Most random idea for a movie EVER.
It could only be more silly if it was some random ass president like Grover Cleveland.
Damn. Sorry to hear man. I hope that some good news hits soon.
-Starhammer-
If wanting to be around other dudes who exclusively like to fuck women is gay, then I’m one extremely jovial motherfucker.
I don’t think he’s saying that she can’t have sex, but that she won’t want to now that babies are out of the question. Maybe I’m wrong.
Of course, either way, the operative problem is that he can’t have sex.
Meh. I can’t get excited about the idea because it sounds like one of those deliberately “zany” corporate-generated movie ideas. Like Family Guy and its manatee jokes.
Somebody lurking in the bowels of Hollywood figured out that hipsters like unfunny “random” humor. This movie is a transparent attempt at packaging it and delivering it as product.
Yeah, I just realized that and edited my post accordingly. :tup:
Huh.
So.
Oral was already a no go.
Now vaginal is too.
Sounds like your sexual options are rather shitty.
There’s always nasal.
Just throwin’ it out there.
Actor whose name I am most likely to forget when he comes up in conversation: Jon C. Reilly.
Why would he ever come up in conversation?
Is orochizoolander back to posting in the movies thread again?
Korean is singsong.
Ergo nasal counts as oral.
He’s fucked no litero.
I almost shot coffee through my nose. Gatdang.
Discussions involving:
- Underrated actors.
- Typecast actors.
- Comedic actors with a hidden facility for drama.
Usually, I give up and just call him “the cop from Magnolia”. And people still don’t know who the fuck I’m talking about.