I love it when games have that, except for Mega Man 1, it just doesn’t make any sense.
so yeah I was stoping to get some gas today and some busted chic with huge tits came up to me wearing a sunday dress and some slippers asking me for a ride…just as my penis was about to say “hell yea son” I looked up at her face and saw the horror…she had white shit all around her mouth and was sweaty…my other brain took over and we got the hell outta there
Dem hoes son, you just don’t know!
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Who wants to fight?
:tup:
PS3 aka Supreme Master Race only.
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id rather not have a mario with that annoying stoner laugh
The latest issue of Avengers vs X-Men had the most silly ending ever.
Spoiler
Now everyone is Phoenix!
You should play the new Max Payne, it’s exactly what you want.
It’s the scriptwriter’s fault!
**They can’t control it! **
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 
so my neighbor is possibly starting a race war on the street. i’m in the garage working, and i see my neighbor’s wife in my drive way staring down the street. i walk out to see what’s up and she’s all like “this dumbass is about to get shot” i look down the street and see his truck in these people’s driveway. after about 5 minutes he gets in his truck and comes back with this huge grin on his face. his wife was like “so what happened?” he was all like “yeah, the problem was taken care of.” i’m all like “wtf is going on?”
basically these black dudes were driving 70-75 down our street (25 limit). they are literally driving like psychos. they drive so fast, their car’s front end jumps off the curb when they hit their driveway. my neighbor has kids and pets that play in the front yard. the kids know not to get too close to the street, but anything can happen (the pets don’t know to get out of the street. i’m extra careful when i get near his house because of that).
well he’s all like “hey, straight up i told them if me or my wife sees y’all do that again, i’m gonna come back over here swinging.” my neighbor is a 6’4" ginger mechanic- he’s a pretty tough dude (he’s been shot before). he said that in front of about 7 black guys. at that time one of our new neighbors who lives closer to the black guys’ house than we do drove by and he stopped to talk to us. my neighbor told him what he said and that guy was like “yeah, fuck those dudes. they are always doing that shit when we are walking our kids.” so we’re chit-chatting in my yard and 2 of the black dudes my neighbor just punked drove down the street at about 5mph and just staring at me, my neighbor, his wife and kids, and the other neighbor that parked in my yard to talk. i waved to them and they waved back at me. ginger mechanic was staring back at them like it was go time. my other neighbor looked like he was about to help throw down too. they passed us. about 2 blocks down the street, they turned around came back at the same speed, still staring at us. we were still staring back at them. they got back to their house THEN TURNED AROUND AND STARTED DRIVING BACK DOWN THE STREET AT 5MPH STARING AT US. now i was like “awww shit. time to ninja vanish,” and i started to walk back up my driveway as they passed a second time. my neighbor’s mom pulled into his house and she got out. she asked us what was going on and my neighbor’s wife was like “your dumbass son is starting shit” the mom started laughing. the black dudes turned around and started driving back down the street while mugging us. i was like “… alright, i’m closing my garage door, see y’all later” they started laughing at my swaggarific cowardly wavedash into my house.
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i told my mom what happened and she was all like “yeah i told those boys to stop playing that music so loud when they drive down the street too! i was so mad!”
so yeah, i don’t post for a few days that will mean i’m dead :mad:
Good story, and I didn’t like it for this, just so you know. ^
What would you have maneuvered if you couldn’t have wavedashed?
Are you equipped with teleports?
I got me one a dem’ Hungarian/Slovenian girlfriends.
Well admire beautiful Calves in your honor Shaft.
only Cyrax teleports. never tried that one before cuz i’m not a robot yet.
i 100% don’t believe you
I’ll avenge you shaft.
Pssh Bison Teleports sir.
Why do they make female condoms?
Females are pretty much the only people that buy male condoms.
All purp an’ shit?
Sigh previous glasses didn’t fit too well. 
I turned to SNL last night to see if being 30 meant I would now suddenly find it funny.
I did not.
- sigh of relief *
Good man, good man.
Shaft needs some kind of clone or doppelganger so he can tell the story of his hilarious death.
I would suggest just giving your mom some instructions as well as your screen name and password just in case, but…well…I tried that…my mom hasn’t spoken to me since…