SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

That’s an amazing procession. Apparently it was so godlike that Seattle didn’t rain on it. That’s a real bullshit way to lose a fried.

Either way sending you something in the next couple of days. I expect a reply.:arazz:

I was just telling her how I used to be able to draw pretty much anything I saw as a kid. But when I decided to develop it further my dad slapped me around and told me to go do more knuckle pushups and stand in horse stance for about an hour. That nigga was like “You aint gonna get no pussy with that art shit boy!!”

And of course, he was right. I probably would have been sucking Andy Warhol’s rusty cock if I had stayed on that path instead of being the paragon of masculinity that I am today. That being said I wouldn’t mind getting into that whole chainsaw ice sculpting gig. White bitches love ice and swans in shit.

You could teach yourself circus tricks to be even more masculine. Ripping a phone book in half is an easier one.

Shit, do they still have those any more? I could probably do that if I got on that creatine. That shit makes you turn into a monster for real!!!

Wait, you said BOOK? Man I though you said booth…

Ripping a couple of yellow pages in half with just my ass cheeks alone is an everyday occurrence.

What I wanna try is catching arrows Xena style. Even though I don’t understand why she ever caught them when they were never actually going to hit her in the first place. Sadly I can’t find anyone man enough to shoot at me. They too afraid that if they accidentally hit me that it will make me mad at them. Now just cause I tie both of your arms into a knot doesn’t mean I am angry at anyone, it just means I want you to tighten up. People these days.

Sitting your fat ass on one and letting gravity do the work does not count.

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Imagine this is you in that booth with your frail self except you are wearing a pink MLP shirt and smell of urine. I get the bitches and you get a free trip to the bottom of a ravine. Everyone wins.

If I’m gonna imagine myself smelling like urine I’ll imagine doing it at a tourney, not a phone booth.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas huh.

LOL Is Myrtle Beach by chance in Florida? Also, I see that arcade in the shot at 1:10, so who is it, Lounge?

God, I am seriously dying at that video. :rofl:

The only good thing about AKON is hot cosplayers. Which there are not that many of. I did ge ta pic with this bangin’ Juri though. Ah, man, she smoldered. :tup:

In my mind’s Vegas.

The Dark Knights Rises is 2 hours and 45 minutes long. Even if you thought Nolan did good fight scenes something ain’t right.

Really odd banner art for Tag 2 Unlimited . In pro wrestling parlance, that’s two top-draw divas with a comedy jobber.

Bruv AF, smash them all, in the same room, one after another, again and again. who ever keeps wanting more shall be the chosen, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! …unless they are cool with it, and have some sort of poly-relationship

dont do it man poly anything is bad except for white people polysyllabic words

(How is TTT2 as a game? I’ve heard nothing about it after Jun’s reveal.)

Hunh. I actually have nothing I want to quote from the past four pages save Odin’s post and a few posts related to
"The South" and all of that was/is on page 36.

Nah.

While I’ve heard how much of a shithole Detroit is, there’s literally at least 100 more problematic places in/for the rest of America. I say let God Robocop sort them out.

As for an actual target, it’s rather difficult to choose, personally. I’m admittedly surprised no one said Washington D.C., especially considering how divisive politics has become and how egregiously corrupt (or idiotic) at least most of Congress is, even if killing a good many of them probably wouldn’t change much ultimately unfortunately.

(Also surprised no one said anything about nuking New Jersey, especially considering many people seem to watch or mention Jersey Shore. Is that not actually in Jersey? Never watched it. Never will.)

Besides that possible target, yeah, the East Coast and generic southern targets in the more hickish/religious parts of the Bible Belt (or Florida) seem most tempting. However, the few cities in “The South” tend to be the less fucked-up places and nuking the site of one of those God-awful–irony intentional–“megachurches” would just martyr those assholes, so it’s ultimately probably not applicable; same with Salt Lake City, though sponsorship of things like Prop 8 aside, I actually don’t have many problems with Mormons. On the East Coast, well, I honestly can’t think of anything save for nuking New York based on Insane Troll Logic–the terrorists can’t blow up anything in it up again if it’s already all blown up, can they?–or some site in maybe Massachusetts.

I’m also kinda tempted to pick Las Vegas or Reno out of sheer (prudish) spite, especially since that state’s economy is one of only two worse than California and it’s not like there’s anything else there. Hell, it was commonly used for nuclear testing. Might as well give it some use again.

Then again, there would be fallout for California to deal with and it would probably be best to avoid dropping a bomb that close to Yellowstone…

Actually, speaking of spite, I think I’d ultimately pick Seattle. Because fuck Starbucks.

(P.S. Dear F.B.I., C.I.A. and other government agencies: Please note that this is an entirely theoretical exercise and that this user has no intentions of ever using or owning a nuclear device. Thank you.)

Basically. It’s not that there aren’t genuinely nice people from the South, but a lot of people down there, especially in the smaller communities, seem like they’re only probably “nice” as a facade because a) everyone tends to know everyone else and b) everyone knows that more people down there tend to have guns, loaded and on their persons, at all times.

It’s the sort of “nice” that you find in those false utopias that turn out to be ruled by brutal dictatorships, in that even if it’s “genuine”, then it’s only because of years of being constantly threatened. Sure, normal manners are used in part to not try encourage conflict, but if that’s the only reason you’re using them, then well…

Still, at the same time, I kinda believe that most people won’t/wouldn’t be nice unless they’re constantly (implicitly) threatened, so I’m not entirely sure how I feel about the falsity of it, especially if it “works”…

“The North” (still) having a bunch of racist fucks has literally nothing to do with too much of “The South” being devoutly religious idiots who never think intelligently for themselves and constantly fuck up the rest of the country by voting against common-sense interests because Gawd told them to. No one’s saying that “The North” is paradise, especially since several people just said how much the East Coast sucks right above you; just that “The South” tends to suck even harder.

So I’m not sure what you’re getting at, He Who Dropkicks Bitches.

why? they don’t play MvC2

I think white people drop the nbomb more in the north than in the south

as an example vslash says it all day

hooray for pretentious speeches :frowning:

Hey man we freed you people we get a pass unlike those uncultured hicks down south, so what if i say the n i double g urrrrrr word every now and then WE EARNED IT

I shall have the anti-BJ sig, if we ever do.

Re: DON’T lynch Soviet.

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