SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

dawg, I spit out some of my strawberry Sunkist.

cough

that shit right there is sig worthy, lol.

I liked the cruelest post I’ve ever seen (angelpalm) so he could re-live his own glory, but I didn’t have the heart to bump the thread.

Jabcladuken2: I’ll whip that up tomorrow. PM received.

Work: you made me miss the last 2 days of double xp on MW3. I invite you to blow me.

The other day: I was so hungry. My stomach was like, “I need you to put something inside me.” I was like, “that sounds kind of gay, stomach.”

Imagine if life was like a game of kickball.

"I’ll take…dude in cargo pants. Muthafucka looks ready.

You got a screwdriver in those?"

“I might.”

Ballin’. Broga pants antithesis.

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This nigga looking like the black Savage Dragon in his uniform.

Looks like Zeus when he was in Armed and Dangerous.

Starving, from the looks of it.

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Which AP post, birfdey bruv?

The most hateful… yeah.

There are far too many PoTY potential worthy ones that are so close, a mouse could starve on the difference.

Yes, I just copped a Robert Jordan analogy.

Because, regardless of how much RJ managed to shit up his own series before he died three books out from its end, because when all is said and done, because, yes - Mat Motherfuckin’ Cauthon.

John A. Romero’s “Dead Time stories” Volume 1 and 2, baby! Downloading these bastards now. They’re literally the only thing Romero’s done that I haven’t seen yet.

I need more Cormac McCarthy in my life. I’ve read two of his books, neither of which is Blood Meridian, which is going to expose me for the non-book snob that I am.

I haven’t read The Road, either. Shame.

Who’s exhausted after UFGT8?

This g–passes out

Normally I would be a fan of that, but wow, that just looks really out of place to be honest.

And AF, on your latest pic, I could never slap that ass enough.

dem chicken and baked potatoes:coffee:

I’ve been wearing those since 1984. Get on my level, douchedick.

There’s been some funny-looking people in “da rap game” for a long time now… in one of the ads that loves to cover the Alerts screen lately, Tyga (when pictured from the side like that) reminds me of one of those aliens from the first Star Wars movie… and Rick Ross keeps looking like Donkey Kong walking around with clothes on…dude looks like a final boss character in a video game…and Lil’ Wayne always makes me think of Animal from the Muppets, or some kind of wild Fraggle, something like that… Lil’ John looks like Animal too…like they should be hanging out with Gonzo, Fozzie Bear and the others…

…there’s a dude that appears on CNN sometimes that reminds me of a character from Punch-Out…oh and that reminds me… doesn’t Prince Charles look just like an older, real life Don Flamenco from Punch-Out? Ever since I was a kid seeing him in the news on occasion, he always reminded me of that character.

haha, one of the women commentators on French Open coverage here just said "…I’m lookin’ at that skidmark…"

*what the hell is up with ESPN mainly focusing on the men’s matches? Women are playing currently, and Sharapova had a match earlier, and it’s like they just show clips while focusing on the men. This is bullshit, man…back to my honey Soledad over on CNN…

so what’s the deal on evo bruvs? if I head up and over there will I be turned back?

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You can be in the Evo room on friday and sat, but on sun, you get to stream monster from your hotel room. So you get to stream monster Evo from the Evo hotel room. Stay mad, chaps.

Also, awesome bday card

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Did this bitch REALLY just page me 30 minutes before I have to be at work because she can’t find her Outlook icon?

“Don’t ever page me for this. Lowered from priority 1 to priority 5. Will have resolved by June 15th.”

EDIT: THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE.

She just put in ANOTHER priority 1 ticket (these are the ones that page us after hours, and are only to be used if something is preventing the newspaper from going out) to tell me that she found the icon for Outlook under the start menu.

I’m going to revoke her Cherwell (the program we use to submit trouble tickets) rights.

How people like her are even alive blows my mind. How you have not wandered blindly into traffic and exploded yourself all over a minivan is just beyond me.

Actually, you can roam about the main hall on friday and saturday and SUnday will have a second ballroom with the stream on projectors so at least you’re watching it with 1000 other people cheering.

thanks bruvs. if end up going I’ll be leaving early on Sunday anyways

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Zhang Ziyi spent all her Rush Hour 2 money already? http://view.koreaherald.com/kh/view.php?ud=20120529001052&cpv=0