SRK Lounge: Can we please lay off the Maxxvatars?

I go to sell sfxt for umvc…get home find i won sfxt for pc. i will mever get away from this pos.

OH MY GOD, IF I DON’T PUT THIS SOMEWHERE, I’MMA EXPLODE.

I’VE HAD IT!

I’M A PATIENT MAN. BUT YOU’VE TAKEN MY BENEVOLENCE, MY COMPASSION, AND MY KINDNESS, AND RAN OVER THEM LIKE A STEAMROLLER FAR TOO MANY TIMES.

AND THIS LAST TIME?! YOU’VE TREATED US LIKE CRAP BEFORE, BUT THIS ONE SEALED IT. YOU’VE RAN OUT OF CHANCES WITH ME.

I’VE TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU, I’VE TRIED TO “KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS,” BUT IF KINDNESS HASN’T KILLED YOU YET, I WISH SOMETHING WILL.

NO MORE NICE GUY. I’M GOING TO THE MATTRESS, AND YOU BETTER ENJOY IT, YOU STUPID, SELFISH, HATEFUL, UNGRATEFUL, SELF-CENTERED, ARROGANT PINAY TRICK, BECAUSE IT’S THE SAME TREATMENT YOU’VE GIVEN ME AND MY WIFE FOR 8 MONTHS.

did I read that right bruv, she earned 1.5 mil per encounter?! that’s probably better than that rush hour money

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The question really is whether or not it was money well spent. Million, how much would you be willin’ to spend to sex up a celeb?

Ayo, honestly, when I saw the Maxxvatars poppin up, I thought they were supposed to be making fun of UVG Bill Duke… I mean Noel Brown.

I think CZ is going to end up in a ditch somewhere today.

Question:

How could anyone ever possibly need more than 1.5 million dollars?

At 6 percent, we’re talking 90 thousand in interest alone…

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For 1.5mil I’d do anybody you point to.

There’s no ditches in this part of China that I’ve seen, but at the bottom of some stairs (which she almost ended up at had my wife not restrained me), or under a bus is probable.

(I’m not going to kill her. But keeping it real is about to happen.)

Unless you’re referencing TBI, we’re talking about paying a celebrity 1.5 mil, and not them paying you 1.5 mil.

I am a celebrity. Pay me $1.5mil.

Man, that pussy must be AMAZING. lol

I can’t think of any vagina that’s worth 1.5 million, not even my wife’s.

That’s not even putting it on a pedestal, that’s putting it on Everest.

More like launching it into orbit.

Of Pluto.

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You don’t want none nigga!!!

Sounds pretty decent from what I’ve seen on youtube. Where can I check out more episodes?

Zhang Ziyi tried to marry a white dude, that whore is dead to me.

That said, $1.5 million is $1.5 million. I’d have sex with any woman for like three hundred bucks, forget one and a half million dollars.

Honestly considering some of the shitty movies people make just for the money (ie. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Nic Cage’s entire career) a prostitution scandal would honestly be more dignified. Seriously, what would be more damaging to AL Pacino’s reputation in your mind? Learning that he was paid millions of dollars to have sex with a dude, or learning that he was in Jack & Jill?

I don’t understand what’s going on in this post, are you talking about your dick?

Mobster movie term. Means going to war.

The only way my penis would enter is if there was a gun to–

You know what, scratch that. They can shoot me. I’m not sticking my penis within a meter of any of her orifaces.

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Zhang Ziyi is pretty lackluster for 1.5 million…

If I had the money to do so, I would probably have some of that racist porno made(like mIRC was talking about), with black bitches getting their faces shoved in buckets of chicken and watermelon slices… have bitches gagging on grape kool-aid and shit…

At least I could make a little money back off of that…

I just saw Carpet Lint in an episode of the Sopranos.

He was SO pressured from his father. I can see why he is so angry.

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Aaaaaaand I think I am done with Dragon’s Dogma.

I’m trading it in, and all of my other Capcom games as well.

Seriously.

I just got THREE IN-GAME ADVERTISEMENTS FOR DLC.

The first one was “If you encounter a pawn with unusual equipment, it may be DLC.”

The second one was “If you are having a hard time, downloadable content might make it easier.”

The third one was “New Downloadable Content is now available on PSN.”

Fuck this gay earth, and fuck this generation of video games.

And fuck Capcom, too.

And fuck every single person on this gay, Crapcom infested earth who believes that shit is acceptable.

I would trade in SFIV AE but I think I’ll get a rat’ss ballsack for it. The only other Capcom game I have is DMC4 which is to me, the best game Capcom released this gen.

Everything else is PS2(God Hand/Onimusha Collection/DMC1+3SE/Chaos Legion).

I was waiting to see what would happen with Dragon’s Dogma.