I was reading it and kept expecting something then I remembered that you aren’t million.
Dreaming about dreaming about sex is as close as I’ll ever get. 
i had a dream that actually figured out how the three seashells worked. i was pumped until i woke up and forgot it :mad:
I just saw this picture on fb:
While the picture is whatever, a comment I read raised an eye brow. The comment was: “Thankfully, I will never have to use this. Stairs are a very effective method of birth control.”
Which one of you is this fellow?
Wait a second…isn’t that how succubi operate? By having sex with you while you’re sleeping? You’re lucky it was only a dream…within a dream. :looney:
I wish I had more control in my dreams/nightmares…
I just randomly hummed the Indestructible theme. Someone slap me.
It is not a crime without consequence. Believe me, they’ll get it in the end…the rear end.
-Starhammer-
congrats bro.
a part of me wants to get an xbox again…but after i had two RROD on me…it turned me off. I might get one next pay day tho.
People still play on psn…its just that they suck and its no fun.
You use two of them like chopsticks, and pull the poo out. You use the 3rd to scrape the remaining poo from your crack.
spoiler tags and editing posts is starting to piss me off something fierce. some dickhead seriously used like 25 spoiler tags to basically type nothing and when i reply and attempt to explain that he is an idiot (in a spoiler, very witty) i get magical extra spoiler tags below my insult for no god damn reason, completely empty.
mother fucker.
edit: and now my deleted post was quoted and it doesn’t contain the extra empty fucking spoiler? superb.
When/how can I catch Leykis’ show these days?
If you don’t feel like clicking through spoilers, just hit reply and read what was going to be in them.
I’m going to gross something like $332 on Monday, but fuck that day and those leading up to it. I hate when I have to work the weekend.
Also, my pay stubs have a FUKUVIN deduction right after SOCSEC and FICA.
FUKUVIN = Union?
Sounds like a union negative edge fireball.
STICKUUUUU FUCKUUUU VINCE!!!
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It took the 35 year anniversary of Star Wars and one glance at one thread of Star Wars conversation online to make me finally realize that my contempt for obnoxious fans has overrided whatever feelings I have for the franchise.
Come to think of it, that’s starting to apply to most things.
Why can’t people like stuff without turning into bitter, obsessive weirdos?
Overrided?
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Lol admittedly, there is no extra deduction. I just liked the pseudo-initialism (/quasi acronym).
It makes a better fighting game move :tup:.
Because that shit’s their life and they must do everything to protect and correct and love the perfection!
I hate obnoxious fans as well, horrible people, also why I’m not a bigger Star Wars fan myself, it’s a great franchise, sure, but, I see these Conventions and I’m like “well fuck, see that guy with the red beard and Fett helmet on? He’s thinking of blowing this place up if someone tells him Fett is skinnier than him and he’s displacing my portrayal of the legacy of the series”
Morrigan blowjob story was totally lacking, I wanted to read about splooge all over that cute shirt, lame.
OF COURSE you do. :shake:
Edit: no homo, on that shake.
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