FAWK YOU, YOU FAWKIN HAHDON. ARE YOU A CAWP?
I’m going to second the notion that women should dress to their strengths. I’m not picky about a girl’s weight, as long as she has real confidence. Not that “I love me, yay” confidence that is a show, I mean real confidence in herself, I’ll find her attractive. I mean, obese is out, and fat is very questionable. Also, it’s helps greatly if that weight rest primarily in the boob, ass and thigh region. My wife is not a small girl, but she got the three fucking essentials, ass, thighs and tits. Her face, however, and more specifically when she laughs, is what made me fall for her.
Sesame Street with another hit.
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Guys, when did baseball hats become “Snapbacks?”
Hav, whats the name of the girl in your av again?
Come on, dawg, you post 1000x more than me and I know who he is.
He has a very distinct style.
Also he is very opinionated.
Like about women and the size of their noses.
Glad to see Cookie Monster is eating cookies again.
Got to Houston safe. Took the wrong exit and spent 30 minutes lost. 
Yo Val, why you close a thread where I murder the OP with a limerick?
Red heads with straight hair > Redheads with dirty locks that smell of ketchup
How you gonna smell like ketchup and dirt, wash them fucking freckles better, eww.
Awesome Idea of the Day:
Joe Buck commentates EVO
a swell bloke, he called me the only good post-09er
Last time I saw him he was eating Keebler Elves.
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This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Cookie Monster voice:
“C” is for Cookie.
Good enough for me.
Oh gods no. Fuck Joe Buck. That’s the asshole who thought that Randy Moss’ pretend full moon celebration at Green Bay was “Deplorable and disgusting, and everything that’s wrong with the NFL”.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I’d rather have Tony Shiavone call Evo than Joe Buck.
Pretty much the same here.
Haahaha you’re like the 6th dude that’s asked.
What you like busted bitches too? Weirdo.
Rosamund Hanson.
Fucking seriously.
C’mon man, I’ve been here for a year and you still can’t tell when I’m being sarcastic. 
Fuck if I know.
Havatchu fell for angryliberal’s wife because she makes a cute face when she laughs? Also, Pertho, thank you for making me go find your killah-rhyme. I looked through all of the threads on the first page most likely of being closed then I saw pawtucket then i knew I had found it.
I used to exclusively date redheads. Holy shit, they’re awesome in bed. I have the scars and a broken nose to prove it.
Nope.:arazz:
I need a redhead in my life…
You know me so well. That was quite clever I might add.
So yeah, I’m totally gay for Kayo.
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Cue manmoist
You’re all surprised, I’m sure.
I love when he commentates baseball. I get the feeling he doesn’t really care for football much