SRK Lounge, Bawston Edition. GO SAWX!

Face like Alison Brie and the rest don’t matter.

Whole face for me.

The nose is a make or break thing, though.

And it needs to be feminine, not Euro-mantastic.

Weights a bit interesting for me. I like some people when they are a bit bigger. I liked that actress Sarah Rue before she lost the weight. She was cute and huggable. She lost the weight and now she looks like a generic actress. Boring.

I hate overweight people who dress like they are fit th. If you have pooch don’t be dressin like you got a tone tummy. Saw some girl the other day walkin down main street in a shirt that showed off her tummy except she was flabby all the way around. Not a good look.

You need to dress in way that shows off your strengths, not your flaws. Fuck.

I take it you prefer wide nostrils then.

Exactly this, there was a very sexy 6’0 tall probably 200 lb girl at my high school, Italian, very light brown skin, black hair.

She held her weight well and was bangin’, fuck the haters. Brick shithouse over a skinny girl anyday.

No.

I prefer women without mantastic faces, particularly without large jaws, protruding chins, or huge honkers - be they hawkish, Judaic, or wide.

And skinny is win-E[rryday].

Let me ask you this. Is she man-tastic? <—

Clu prefers feisty redheaded Scottish women. Like in his favorite movie Brave.

Just had a wicked ahhsum nap

Passable, as concerns her nose.

It is a bit too long to be considered good, symmetrically speaking.

But the length of her nose is the LEAST of her facial symmetry issues.

The left side of her face is so much higher than the right, that if you find her hot, I can only assume that when you jerk off to porn, you watch it out of vert sync.

Her mouth is too small too.

LOLOLOL

I lieks em to though…

So a computer character probably modeled by a man-nerd bruv?!

I’m not sure what nose length has anything to do with symmetry, but ok.

Funny enough when I tried to use it as an av for another site, it was minimized and it truly looked bad, when it’s enlarged it looks much nicer, as I’m sure you’ll pretend to do and dismiss anyway. :smiley:

I’m Scottish.

So admittedly, this is true.

Kelly McDonald would get it with the quickness.

But I’m banging a Brasilian (white + various Latin + native + black), so whatevs.

Golden ratio: Google it.

Who is…Clu?

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What the fuck is it with rappers and having intros/skits to their songs?

I’m still laughing how in the last Lounge thread somebody called out RockB and he IMMEDIATELY assumed he was white.

Waits for craptastic gif reply

EDIT: Apparently I’m the worst poster on SRK, as decided by three trolls a faggot and some people from FGD. I embrace this title.

Probably fans of sex flicks with shitty plots.

I honestly don’t get it, we coo.

I don’t know what’s weirder, The guy constantly maintaining a story that I’m supposedly a virgin or the guy from FGD with Stuart Hayden in his avatar that “hates” me XD

It’s posts like these that net your that title. Knock it off. You used to be cool man, what happened?

I heard they call you ArcadeFire because you caught herpes from a dog in Planet Zero.

We’re starting new rumors now.