SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

Actually hgh can help with that…lol.
It helps with overall restoration of muscles in general. If you do end up loosing some of your flexibility… taking hgh and using baby steps you can get it back.

Hgh basically slaps father time in the face

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

You would think so…

But after he took his sunglasses off, it became readily apparent that Father Time had been slappin’ HIM in the face, big time.

With His everlasting dick.

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Shit, an entire brick? If I had done it, you could smell it all the way to Richmond.

You can read into this whatever you like but it simple means what it means and nothing more.

Do us all a favor a shut the fuck up.

hits close to home

They took down Barkley’s Japanese commercial on instant noodle bowls Buddha(?) kim-chee set to the back ground music of “get your motor running, head out on the highway, looking for adventure…”

A sad day when I found that out and searched my computer to find I didn’t take that one off youtube yet. Also the one I used recently, Keepvid, changed with new flash and stuff and is fucking up. Crashes my whole browser.

Sheeeit, those “wounded warrior” commercials are so depressing… one of them reminded me of an unfortunately real “Terrible Choices” situation— let’s say a horrible accident happens, and you survive… but you will be confined to a bed for the rest of your life. You’re completely paralyzed, and need help in being fed as well as with shitting and pissing… of course the alternative would’ve been death. That’s an easy one to me… I’d rather have died in the accident. If it’s guaranteed that you’ll be unable to physically do anything other than “exist” for the rest of life, then fuck THAT. The only reason I could see to live on in such a condition would be based on the hope that science and medicine advance to a point in the near future where they could have you back to normal at some point…and really, you know that’s unlikely to happen.

-haha, my annoying friend is off work yet again, apparently… the more interesting question at this point would be “when ARE you working?” Heh, it’s like that racist joke I heard on the Leykis Show from one of the callers-- what’s the difference between a black man and Tylenol? Tylenol WORKS! Oh OH HI-YOOOOOOOOOOO! Heh, I love that “Be Funny!” segment… even when the jokes aren’t all that funny… sometimes it’s just classic, mean-spirited shit… delicious. Anyway, maybe dude hasn’t been paying attention to the job market and economy for the past few years, but it’s still not really the time for anyone to take their job for granted and constantly, constantly take time off for one reason or another.

*ah, there’s Marie Osmond still looking so DELICIOUS on the Nutrisystem commercial… anytime, Marie… anytime anyplace.

Oh yeah, and I saw Catherine Bell in some movie or show recently… how 'bout this woman is looking even BETTER than she was several years ago!? Ridiculous… she was looking unbelievable… she needs to become more famous again.

they say to never put your pen in the company ink, well call me Okami because im about to go in-k on em

Because your so called life itself is "meaningless’ and hollow and the only pleasure you derive in your robotic existence is from getting bukkaked from the collective of massive e-cocks that make up the Srk lounge. We are your guilty pleasure that you will never get from your wifes blown out pussy or from that embarrassingly weak throwing arm your son possess that is a constant reminder of your own impotent ineptitude at all things physical. So just sit back and enjoy the hands free orgasm we are giving you for free like a good little whore and next time only speak when spoken to.

Why U Mad, Titan? :coffee:

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My friend is really good at fighting games (and I thank him for taking me under his wing). He has a good eye for matchups, developing strats, and noticing player habits and how to improve and exploit on them.
But he really says the damnedest things sometimes.

“I like Tekken it often has that UFC-ish feel to it. It’s more grounded and realistic compared to SF4 and the other games I play.”

WTF? And this is after he lost and had to settle for 2nd place to a Roger Jr player at the last mini tourney’s grand finals. :lol:

see… told you… just had to wait

Let him play Goh in VF!

Armbars. snap

UFC tried to sneak their way into EVO once didn’t they?

Somewhere else, I brought up the front page of SRK stuff and the week of the “pro series” by ridiculously talented folk around here. John Choi, Watson, etc. A consensus was that “top players can’t write for shit” - buktooth, in response to that John choi pulls it back with – they may not be able to put what they do into words, don’t have time, won’t gain much from it now. Someone comments on these articles, outright tells John Choi, these guys aren’t relevant, they’re not winning SF4 every week after all the time he put into it. So it might have been a lost cause to educate front page only viewers on anything.

So, enjoy his quirks. Maybe he meant no jumping all the time, rather than 3D has sidesteps or whatever,

Those are some fancy dressing, fat, big arms equipped, huge booty female workers then.

MadTitan, shut the fuck up.

Oh hey I remember those, I liked them somewhat. Are the articles lost/deleted or is there a way to access them?

I feel kind of silly using my user title when you’re around. Humility overload.

Not sure dude. The front page is really hard to search. And it only goes back so far after that forum upgrade. Delete “Purge” on the old ones that could be long gone if they’re too old.

I’m not trying to go look through pages of “Cool and Funny moments” and Max, then still not find it.

Oh yeah I’m not about to force anyone to go through the new hell that is the front page, I was just wondering if it died through the purge. Searching time :frowning:

No worries. But if you find it, please do share the wealth. I can get you the aftermath discussion topics at least as a starting point out of what I found.

Oh and while we’re linking out, checkout that dude Mike Ross… blacker during his Marvel 2 days, whatever that entails: