SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

AYO · August 25, 2012, 4:26pm

Trying to think what genre of music these songs I collectively listen to belong in, but I fear they may be classified as hipster or hippie, one of the two. Kind of sad considering I don’t fall in either category, but I enjoy the electronica backdrop and sound.

Vynce · August 25, 2012, 4:41pm

You got RSG3 and maxx right in the state. I’m in NH, about 30 minutes from York, ME. And my boy AYO is native, so if he doesn’t live in Sioux City, SD he’s probably in CT near Fox Woods or Mohegan Sun.

Azure · August 25, 2012, 4:48pm

gentlemen, the shit just got real. the spiders have come back on me in a way i couldn’t have imagined.

what i’m about to tell you is a true story -my wife herself is an eyeball witness on this attempted hit. it is long, so i will hide it with spoilers.

Spoiler

the venomous spider saga at the weeks house has been quiet the past month or so. i cleared out some boxes and cleaned up anything that looked like it could shelter a spider. occasionally, we see one in the garage demilitarized zone, but none in the house proper at all. i began to think that i had driven them off; that my ruthless kill on sight+nest demolition tactics had been successful.
what a fool i was.

in reality, those motherfuckers had gone to the mattresses. laying low. knowing i was trained to recognize the silhouette of a brown recluse in milliseconds, they hired some outside muscle from kansas city. and not just any muscle…they hired a stone cold assassin. a professional. a natural born killer - a deadly temptress who lures men to their doom.

a black widow female.

venomous like a motherfucker? check. possibly fatal to pregnant women (wife) and children (son, daughter)? check. small, quick, nimble, able to hide in the darkest places and strike without warning? check.

my wife tells me one day she saw a spider in the kitchen that looked different than any other we’d seen so far. small and black. i listened with one ear while playing re4, and forgot about it. i had no idea that my wife had just laid eyes on my would-be assassin.

fast forward three days to now. i’m doing the dishes, watching The Wire. my wife walks into the kitchen and then exclaims, ‘there it is!’ i turn to my right, and i see her. appx. one foot away from my elbow, slowly walking the counter top.

as soon as i saw her, i froze. she froze. in a desperate attempt to salvage the disaster, she began to wander aimlessly about the countertop, as if she had no particular destination or purpose in mind; just on a casual stroll through the kitchen. she hoped that i would be fooled and that my attention would wander; but she couldn’t understand the scope of my primeval hatred for her and all her kind. with it came a murderous focus.

all confidence, i approached her. her walking seemed erratic, slightly jarred, and i noticed that a few of her legs seemed to be shorter than the others. she had an odd rolling gait about her that seemed to hint of a leg injury, but her small size made it difficult to be certain. regardless, she was slow and ungainly, and seemed out of sorts in the bright light of the open countertop, with no nearby cover. the outcome was assured; my spider killing talents had been forged in repeated battle. their only hope was ambush and that had failed her.

…like all great temptresses, she had shown me just what she wanted me to see, and nothing more.

as i got closer i noticed that, while she seemed to resemble a black widow, there were actually a few significant differences. it was small, smooth, and black, yet the legs were banded and it had no red hourglass on the dorsal abdomen - which itself was far more diminutive than the swollen deadly bodies i had seen before. (crucially… i could not see the ventral abdomen). i began to think it was a simple case of batesian mimicry - a harmless spider throwing up the signs of a deadly one in order to benefit from it’s reputation. my curiosity aroused, i grabbed my cell and zoomed in, snapping a few pictures for identification. i had never seen a black widow in my house before - ever- so i was too lax, too interested, too soft.

you know what it is

Spoiler

http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq79/bnonymoushaha/20120824_175150.jpg

wait, i thought. this wasn’t a black widow at all. it was some bluffing fool who had gotten caught in the crossfire of total war. with a deplorable smugness, i carelessly grabbed a paper towel to smash the spider. bluff or no, it was too similar to the genuine article to be allowed continued existence in my domain. i reached down to press the paper towel against the small, fragile creature; wounded and helpless.

i couldn’t have anticipated the spiders’ guile and craft. their plan went deep, subtly using my own strengths against me.
i had fallen right into their trap.

to be continued.

Ben…

…why the fuck are you still in, like, the worst part of Missouri?

Sell the house, and move somewhere that is less infested with poisonous deadly things.

Fuck the Midwest .

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Azure · August 25, 2012, 4:52pm

…

I do not buy it.

You’re just looking to relive the glory of the “So, I’m In Love With an SRK Girl” thread.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Valaris · August 25, 2012, 5:00pm

Isn’t Weeks in Hong Kong, not Missouri? or is he back?

Azure · August 25, 2012, 5:02pm

Brown recluses = Missouri.

Fucking rat bastard arachnids.

He got back a few months ago.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Valaris · August 25, 2012, 5:03pm

Should’ve stayed in the land of chinamen then.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · August 25, 2012, 5:06pm

Those chinamen are something else @ KOF

WARNING LOUD AS FUCK, best go to another channel and lower it, save the setting then come back to see this one.

Expert HD combo never dropping Kyo just giving the business to the lesser player. With a strange hands off approach to the grips too.

Azure · August 25, 2012, 5:07pm

That is a tough choice to make.

Does he stay with the industrial chemical and nuclear waste, or go back to the necrotic, flesh eating bugs?

Hopefully the two never meet.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · August 25, 2012, 5:12pm

I’ve never even seen a Stun/Dizzy in KOF13, damn. Kyo did it on Maxima, doing combos without HD.

Lost the house trance Rock BGM with Maxima, using old version “Type B” music in options?

Radiantsilvergun3 · August 25, 2012, 5:16pm

So my Roomate is fucking retarded and disgusting. Bout 8 or 9 years ago my mother and I cleaned out this old woman’s house who had passed away. She grew up in the place. We where told we could keep what we find. One of the things we found where some boxes full of wine bottles that we kept and planned to put up as decoration since we don’t really drink. So bout 8 or 9 years later this fucking tool moves into the place in the span of two days drank all of it. Like 9 or 10 bottles of Wine and Campaign, all cuz he’s in a crappy mood and wants to get fucked up cuz him and his girl are on the rocks or some shit. Mother fucker didn’t ask or anything, just drank it all. The thing we don;t know ANYTHING about that wine. It was sitting this womans basement for who know HOW fucking long. Who knows if any of it had ever been opened before or what. None of if was kept in “Wine keeping” environmental. I looked at one of the bottles and there’s big thick chunks of wine…guck all stuck to the bottom like the sediments had deposited themselves there and decided to colonize cuz the bottles had never been rotated like they’re supposed to be.

Nasty mother fucker, not to mention he just took it without asking or anything. Piece of shit.

I hope to one day at least meet you irl Vynce. You’re right there after all. Maxx to. Next Years Anime Boston son, I am there. IF I where black I’d be tempted to cosplay as Maxx. Paint that blue thunderbolt on my face n shit.

bkfst_sausage · August 25, 2012, 5:17pm

I stun fools all fucking day in my local scene…
They don’t know how to play… Now in MvC3, they rape the yellow out of my skin…

angelpalm · August 25, 2012, 5:34pm

Naw he is on that Gravediggaz shit, fuck them wannabes.

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The_Epidemic · August 25, 2012, 5:51pm

She’s white so I’d thought you be into her lol.

But yea she wouldn’t do a tag team so we passed. Besides even if she said yea I wouldn’t want to pay for pussy. Only way I’d consider paying if it was some "A"or S-class celeb. Bc then I’d just record it and sell it to tmz…

Damn I need to move to LA. You srkers on the west coast are fucking up…I’d be in that inner circle plz believe. I already have it planned out too. First I’d start with the “C” and “B” ranks…work way up the chain. Profit.

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

AYO · August 25, 2012, 6:36pm

I’m in Texas ass. I don’t know if any Lounge folk live near me, Missing I think was in Austin before his stuff got all fucked up. I never made it out there to get owned by him. I am currently out of shape and really light skinned from being inside all the damn time, I got to look good before I show up people on the internet.

Besides Missouri has brown recluses, fuck that.

EDIT: Well a bit of good news, I was chasing this bug in my room and stumbled across my old PS2 boxes. I knew it was in vain as most were in my case that was stolen alongside my PS2 but nevertheless I take a looksie. Turns out in the Onimusha 2 case I found that game, Onimusha, AND Resident Evil Survivor for PSOne (Despite everyone else, I liked this game). Also I found my beaten up copy of Mega Man 10th anniversary collection disc for Gamecube so going to try and fix it up and see if it works for my Wii.

Now I just need a PS2, Onimusha was one of my favorite Capcom series before they abandoned it and got all retarded.

Million · August 25, 2012, 6:59pm

sheeeit, a lack of legs in cartoons? There was Evil-Lyn and Sorceress from the old He-Man cartoon… they showed lots of leg all the time…and I absolutely adored Sorceress. It was to the point where each episode for me was just waiting for Sorceress to be shown again. He-Man should’ve been bangin’ her fine ass in every room of that castle…ravaging her for all of us.

*Yeah, Gadget the Mouse was a fine little piece of rodent ass. Whoever hooks up with Shawn Johnson finally gets to live out those little cartoon bestiality fantasies from back in the day.

*edit-- Bethany Pfohl from the Kashi commercial… yes, hittable. She seems a bit dorky/goofy, in a charming way… that’s always bonus points on the hotness/cuteness scale, imo. Sadly, I doubt she has any ass though.

speaking of “dorky cuteness”… I’m definitely looking forward to a new season of New Girl for my honey Zooey Deschanel. It would be fine to me if no one else was even on the show… just a whole sitcom of her talking to and interacting with some imaginary friends…that way it’s nothing but all Zooey, all the time.

Cyntalan · August 25, 2012, 8:10pm

Only if they are able to convince her of putting on a lilac jumpsuit.

Rabbit2k7 · August 25, 2012, 8:13pm

Fuck YES.
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DAMMIT. YES.

Tweleve · August 25, 2012, 8:21pm

The amount of acid it would take to think of a show like Superjail doesn’t come close to what the fucking writers of Ren and Stimpy must have been on

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · August 25, 2012, 8:22pm

But he sells the equipment to have people stream…

Sup Gootecks.