SRK Lounge aka Would you drink RockB's bath water to sleep with Beyonce?

I heard like 98% of the porn “stars” have herpes…

good luck with that lol

lmao #dirtbagswag

I think maybe one person that I interact with on this site has seen what I look like.

It is probably for the best

You look like scorpion but purple

Fuck! The jig is up!

Really?

Damn, that would suck.

They say one out of every four people in the U.S. has it.

I am so glad that I wrap…

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Is it wrong that I imagined RockB would look similar to this guy?
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Fucking hell my dad needs to stop buying Budweiser. It takes way too long and too many to get me ruined and every chug tastes like a kick in the dick.

I normally do, but never a full case. Just a Steel Reserve to get me through the day

I Can’t do Steel Reserve, it has this confused fruity but not in a good way aftertaste ;_;

No my son, Shock Top has a fruity aftertaste. Steel Reserve has a SATANIC aftertaste. He comes clawing out of the pit to take a roaring shit into your taste buds after every swig of the creature.

Janine Turner (former SMOKIN HOT piece of ass from “Northern Exposure”) was just on Fox a few minutes ago… of course she’s not quite as hot as her days on that show, but damn I would still pounce that in exactly 1 second. The blonde hair is also holding her back… on that show, she had dark brown hair, and it was glorious.

I may want to try making a game soon… I was in quite the creative mood earlier today… of course this probably won’t ever be fully realized since I’m the laziest dude ever to exist, but the brainstorming “drawing board” process itself is occasionally fun for me…the interesting thing is how it’s seemingly a self-perpetuating thing… 1 idea spawns all kinds of other ideas, and in no time I have so many cool little concept sketches and notes everywhere… takes me back to those days of being an art major again. It would be cool to get to a point one day where my even something as simple as my sketchbooks are some highly valued items.

In other news… yep, pizza was today’s dinner, of course. This was leftovers from yesterday though, so only 3 pieces…and the craving never goes away… I could go for another whole pizza right now.

…even further out in left field-- the theme music to TV’s Super Bloopers & Practical Jokes…(out of nowhere it just popped into mind) that is the one tv theme I enjoy that is NOT currently in my collection… time to correct that problem…

*back on my game-producing fantasies… vampires? Hell yeah you better believe it! If I went all the way with some of the ideas with that, I’d be the only developer out there besides Bethesda that’s putting real effort into making vampires in video games cool and badass again.

You want SATANIC aftertaste, try Green Flash Palate Wrecker

Really, I have to get the giant Nikki Minaj ad and the Steve Harvey ad on the same page? Is this fucking BET.com?

If I start seeing Tyler Perry ads…I don’t even want to think about it…

By posting the name, and by me quoting this post, thus posting the name again, the chances have increased dramatically.

You children and your shitty alcohol.

My shitty alcohol is the only thing that makes me happy anymore :sad:

The two options are that I was 1. responding directly to you, or 2. piggybacking off your statement to make one of my own to the thread at large. HOW VERY FASCINATING THAT YOU GRAVITATED TOWARD THE MORE SELF-CENTERED OPTION, YOU PALE YOGURT TURD\

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HOW U LIKE THESE APPLES

I aint see hide nor hair of add for months :coffee:

Me neither. Seen plenty of subtract, though.