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[Azure]

why is the “unboxing” a actual thing?? I saw my lil cousin watching a youtube vid of a game being “unboxed”. I didnt think ppl really watched those…but apparently they get a lot of views.

I just bought a Iphone5! Now watch me record myself removing the thin plastic film and proceed to fondle the case…then finally take it out of the box.

I guess i just dont understand the point of it. When i buy something new I almost never look at the box or manual. Just take out what i need and im good. Dudes treating this shit like its art

You don’t even understand the value of a thin plastic film on your dick.

Do your fondle, at least?

Pull it out of the box?

Give us SOME indication that you have some sense in your “game” plan, Epi.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

[Redbeard]

Crotchety old bastards hate on everything in here.

Unboxing is a way to review a product. Not sure how that’s difficult to understand.

[Havatchu]

Because it’s a good way of being able to get a real look at the inside of the product in a real world situation. I looked at a Halo Reach Unboxing before buying the LE (Yea I like Halo, kiss my ass) and it got me a really good look at the statue , but even better got me a very good intimate look at the Halsey Journal (the best part of the package and one of the best LE Items I’ve ever gotten).

It’s just another way of getting informed.

It’s also good for seeing if your shit has extra shit in it.

Like, I never would have known KOF XIII came with a soundtrack from ordering it off of amazon unless I saw someone unbox it, because I did’t know until I opened it.

Crotchety old bastards hate on everything in here.

Unboxing is a way to review a product. Not sure how that’s difficult to understand.

GDLK sig.

[Rabbit2k7]

Unboxing is gay.

opens box Here’s the shit in the box.

Fuck off.

[Havatchu]

Unboxing is gay.

opens box Here’s the shit in the box.

Fuck off.

Watch it, or you’re going to get mine and Redbeard’s dick in a box.

[Vynce]

Came in here to find people not e-fellating me and thumbs replaced by hearts.

[Azure]

Unboxing is gay.

opens box Here’s the shit in the box.

Fuck off.

Go masturbate over the storyline of [insert name of “AAA” video game here].

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

[Rabbit2k7]

Go masturbate over the storyline of [insert name of “AAA” video game here].

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

How do you think I start my mornings?

[Havatchu]

Currently listening to this, while looking at these.

[media=youtube]2WcRXJ4piHg[/media]

I swear they’re saying, “A fart, that’s that shit I don’t like.”

http://www.fashionmlbhats.com/uploadfile/New-Orleans-Hornets-New-Era-59fifty-Purple-Fitted-ID5348-Hat.jpg

http://www.dyyhardsvault.com/images/products/detail/IMG_8904.jpg

http://www.cheapjerseysstock.com/pic/2012720585744593.JPG

3rd is my favorite, good thing too, since my tiny ass head would look goofy as hell with those [S]new fangled black people[/S] fitted hats.

Heather gray all day?

Yeah, I blame SRK and my dark Polish friend that rocks fitted caps and listens to Lil B and all those other hooligans.

[Azure]

How do you think I start my mornings?

Polishing the knob on your iHipster-hatred-of-everything-o-meter?

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

[Havatchu]

Polishing the knob on your iHipster-hatred-of-everything-o-meter?

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

I start with decaf coffee, Italian creamer, and liking CLU.

[The_Epidemic]

Crotchety old bastards hate on everything in here.

Unboxing is a way to review a product. Not sure how that’s difficult to understand.

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So you know thats bullshit right?? Why would anyone watch the unboxing of a cellphone when they could just go to…hmmm idk, a cell phone store and umm demo it personally?? Hell you could just go to Best buy and get hands on with most new gadgets

Same with video games…if you want to know what a game looks/sounds or plays like just watch a fucking trailer. In Radiants example…i can understand that, bc that was some collecters edition or something and he basically wanted to see the extra shit.

[Radiantsilvergun3]

Most unboxings are for stuff that’s expensive as fuck. How is it bad getting first hand info, and first hand demo time with the product before you buy?

[Missing_Person]

Watch it, or you’re going to get mine and Redbeard’s dick in a box.

We don’t care, unless you put an unboxing video up.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

[Radiantsilvergun3]

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So you know thats bullshit right?? Why would anyone watch the unboxing of a cellphone when they could just go to…hmmm idk, a cell phone store and umm demo it personally?? Hell you could just go to Best buy and get hands on with most new gadgets

Same with video games…if you want to know what a game looks/sounds or plays like just watch a fucking trailer. In Radiants example…i can understand that, bc that was some collecters edition or something and he basically wanted to see the extra shit.

Cell phone and pad device unboxings are worth some of the time because they demo the product. I do most of my purchases online because the prices are lower, I hate people, and I hate going to stores unless I have no choice.

Yea…

Demo’s at the store are almost always dead/broke/sticky as fuck. I’d never use a store demo to decide on an expensive device purchase.

We don’t care, unless you put an unboxing video up.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

Would watch

[Havatchu]

Or you actually read the product description like an adult before adding it to your shopping cart.

Most unboxings are for special edition options so you can see the statue or w/e the game comes with. So you can have an educated guess about if you have space to display it.

Cell phone and pad device unboxings are worth because they demo the product. I do most of my purchases online because the prices are lower, I hate people, and I hate going to stores unless I have no choice.

Before I’ve even read your quote, I’m going to predict what you say.

Something something whitebread and more things I cannot even prepare my body for yet.

Ok, I’ll try now.

Phew I thought you were going to tear me a new asshole for my hats comment.

But insinuating I’m not an adult was even funnier. Besides, I didn’t order it myself, it was a gift.

Funny enough it doesn’t actually say anywhere in either description it comes with a soundtrack, it just shows an image with some discs around the case, it’s only mentioned in the reviews of the game, and I got it before then.

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So you know thats bullshit right?? Why would anyone watch the unboxing of a cellphone when they could just go to…hmmm idk, a cell phone store and umm demo it personally?? Hell you could just go to Best buy and get hands on with most new gadgets

Same with video games…if you want to know what a game looks/sounds or plays like just watch a fucking trailer. In Radiants example…i can understand that, bc that was some collecters edition or something and he basically wanted to see the extra shit.

Because not everywhere has everything everyone wants?

[Azure]

Most unboxings are for stuff that’s expensive as fuck. How is it bad getting first hand info, and first hand demo time with the product before you buy?

Yup.

I definitely wanted to get a better look at the form factor, and the actual way the lightup keyboard looked on my Sager, before I bought it.

It looks sexy as all fuck, btw.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

[Redbeard]

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So you know thats bullshit right?? Why would anyone watch the unboxing of a cellphone when they could just go to…hmmm idk, a cell phone store and umm demo it personally?? Hell you could just go to Best buy and get hands on with most new gadgets

Same with video games…if you want to know what a game looks/sounds or plays like just watch a fucking trailer. In Radiants example…i can understand that, bc that was some collecters edition or something and he basically wanted to see the extra shit.

Not bullshit at all. I don’t want to drive so many miles to a cellphone store and have to beat off salesmen the whole time to play with a phone that doesn’t show me everything that comes in the box. Watching a quick video saves time, gas money, and gives me a better idea of what I’m receiving.

Your stance on this is stupid as fuck. /discussion.

We don’t care, unless you put an unboxing video up.

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL

Don’t give me ideas.

[Tweleve]

How do you think I start my mornings?

Listening to C&C while thinking “WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE ON SRK LIKE THIS”?

[The_Epidemic]

LOL so instead of going to a store and dealing with ppl who are actually trained on the product you prefer to watch an “unboxing” from a random guy to help you decide on buying something?? Yet my stance is stupid…

fucking moron.

Edit: Alos you can see everything within the box in the store…all you have to do is ask. Hell, they should bring out a new one for you anyway…thats pretty common