SRK Lounge: aka Facebook/livejournal for GD ...or you know...not

Your lips look like a baboon’s ass.

And you have no nipples.

Speaking of Facebook. I got invited to this “Natural Hair” group and it wasn’t no big thing until I read a story about some chick posted:

It was followed by like 100+ comments of other black women going back and forth… I commented cause I thought the whole thing was ridiculous.

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The fuck is with these sensitive ass chicks?

@Matriarch’s been on a roll today. Much respect, and thanks for the laughs.

A classic. The Bass is too stronk

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Neesa, I approve of any response which boils down to “Check yourself before you wreck yourself”.

I shopped my nips out…I got small tits and big nipples so I gotta keep that shit on the down low.

Speaking of FB…fuck I hate FB. I’m banned for a month all because I posted porn…it’s my FB damnit why do I gotta censors my self expression!!!

People just need to crack open a 12-pack of “lighten the fuck up” every once and awhile.

Why you “slut shaming” your co-workers. Burning bridges, just what racists do, pyro-mad-maniacs.

I don’t think we’re laughing at Hooters itself. Remember some SF3 scumbags stayed at the Hooters Casino and Hotel this year for EVO. Reviews told us this is the place, toilets being unflushed, TV didn’t work “and it was a ZENITH!” - elevator broke down twice, missing chairs, stolen tables and only the shadow stain on the ground where it once was in the room, ice cold showers in the morning.

Right anyway the restaurant part. One girl told us about the tap and stupid people spilling things all over because they couldn’t handle it, or is this some old complaint about having to clean up without paper towels I don’t know. And yeah, you don’t even save any money this way, you might even pay more! “So its not worth it~ Yeah~~”

We go to pay and I’m up at her register already. “Oh I gotta come to you. and 3 crazy faces can’t read it” Yeah come to me~ I thought I was helping by being where you pay. Alright down to business numbers. Don’t tell my buddies they didn’t wanna say nothin but $2.50 for Ranch? And add that to all the stuff you were talking about with the business side and making money when people don’t know any better that’s cool, try to remember that and make your own business with those sorta shady ideals but its what you gotta do out there, or if you become the manager here. - why was I talkin this much? drunk / tired, don’t remember not really the story here.

Oh and I got this $10 “meal credit”, the people weren’t even trying to give this to me when I checked in, I know it was included so they were trying to keep it on the down low or something?

She laughed at “Down low~” :lol:
So that’s our laugh part coming back around.

I tried Martiarch. And maybe did more in one visit than you did the whole time you worked there. :coffee:

Also why are “boneless wings” considered the “for the females menu”? Women like that bone. Sucking them bones dry and the marrow inside them after they crack 'em open, shudders… horror stories we hear and you said as much recently too. Vampiric lesbian the masquerade Steam games and shit, instead of answering direct questions.

you need to stop drinking that “flag-someone-12-times-for-every-1-they flag you or even when they dont flag” bottle of Zima tears every week with your snackpack of Mary Jane while you shoot spidey webs all over the walls in Aunt May’s basement

@Valaris I liked your post.

I had to unfollow the post because the responses after me… They’re questioning how it’s sexual… Maybe she likes anal and didn’t wanna admit it? Maybe they fucked in the backseat and she was ridin’ his dick. Duh? Even if it isn’t meant that way, lighten the fuck up. My BF and I are use to stereotypes and we laugh at it. If you’re being uptight about that shit then why the fuck are you with them? Date within your race, fuckin’ insecure bitches.

/rant

I only gave you a shitload of flags once. Like, months ago. Lol.

I only flag your incessant harping on me now. Sometimes. Hell, I give you a “lol” here and there too. You flag me probably more than anyone else, Mr. Kettle. :sad:

A-Hula-Girl-Hax is sensitive about his prose.

:rofl: :rofl:

Calling it now – In a few years, Chloe Grace Moretz is going to be the next J Law-style “celeb we all adore because she keeps it real and isn’t full of herself” celebrity…

Count them. I gave you my numbers. Give me, my numbers.

29 - 25 you
27 you - 8 from me

This aint a harem anime and you “poking me” is supposed to get me to like you. “Faggotchu”

I still would come over to your house. You can play a JRPG, blazeblue with memes and “JRPG story by weabs”, while I’m in another room with your moms.

let me find one of my 7 daughters playing with butterfly knives at 11

death

I’m not those things you like or from Hawaii I guess thats where the hula be