Who said anything about counting carbs? I just don’t want the shitty shit that comes with fast food. I think it’s far worse than a beer every now & then.
Also, I’m broke cause I just bought a car and spent all my money I had saved on “fixing” my old one and the down payment on this one. Also insurance is raping me right now because I had an acident a while back that hasn’t cleared. =(
Indie bundles. Lots and lots of indie bundles. I’ll pay $1 and get 5 games, then maybe play one of them, still getting my $1 worth. I end up doing this 2-3 times a month, so this adds up quickly.
Just open your phone book and cut out a coupon for $5 Bentley wings at your local Hooters. Eat those with a pitcher of draft Shiner and oggle the waitresses there. That experience would be just about as orgasmic and at least half as troublesome. :tup:
You guys can laugh at Hooters all you want but that shit pays the bills.
Now I feel sorry for the girls that will never aspire to do anything more than serve hotwings in some skimpy shorts, but I’ve moved on with my life and look back at my time at Hooters as a great learning experience that prepared me for SRK.
Playing hard to get just makes me harder my Cherokee pussywillow. I’m practically busting out of my tailored chinos as I text this. I’m far better than any experience you would have with a mere dildo…once my sword penetrates you…you will finally come too (:wgrin:) and realize what you’ve been missing in your life. Let me paint the picture for you my sweet…me inside you sounds a lot like this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cMssCMqMHuk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcMssCMqMHuk
Just know I already have the master map…Also my cock is like a break-away sword hitting all the crevasses you weren’t even aware existed in your pink labyrinth. Don’t pass this up…being one of Lord Epi’s concubines is a major honor you see.
For real though, whoever it was on here that said Facebook is basically just a place to laugh at the stupid shit old high school peers say, they were spot on. That’s literally the only thing it’s being used for by me at this point.
And it just gets easier and easier as the days go by…