I wish I got paid to sit on my ass and post on a forum all day. I wouldn’t want to leave that job, its not like you’re doing anything different once you get back home. Give me all the extra hours and overtime in the world.
My days would go by so fast. Get paid 9-5 for fucking around on the Internet all day with maybe 1 hour of actual work? Yeah, anytime. Give me some portable gaming/PC gaming/emulator assist and I’m beyond golden.
More stuff to look at, if you feel like digging around in code/killing time:
Timing guard (blue block, sort of like a Just Defend)- press back or down/back within the first 3 frames of blocking an attack (additional button inputs suggested, but not strictly necessary). Lowers amount of guard damage taken, but gets less effective each consecutive time, sorta like damage scaling in combos.
Damage reduction (pink flash)- works the same, except that it happens when you get hit. I’m thinking the timing window is also the same, not sure.
Red priority flash- related to the SF3 priority system (hard attacks beat medium attacks, mediums beat light attacks etc), but only happens wither certain specific move interactions. As an example, Ryu v Sakura, point blank range, Ryu close standing HP vs Sakura’s close standing MP.
Cool dogg, your mom lets you do that?!
Did she give you $10 to do one chore and you didn’t even do it. So when she comes home she’s like: Why didn’t you do this like I told you? “Sorry mom, forgot snicker”
Boy am I jealous of you.
Probably tell ol girl, get me some nachos and she does it!!
whipssh <- whip sound, but you know maybe one day you know you want a girl just like your mom to take care of you when you’re older so you can play coolass games in 2023 too.
Your post wasn’t there at the time, ain’t nobody talking to you, vegetarian toilet healthy smell Mixah. But you should tell your moms she’s not as cool as this guy on the Internet, “The FAGGOT” nigga so lazy he lazied the fuck out and just chillax on that Mafia game never showed up to his job. Winning like that coke head, woahdee.
You know, I picked up my local paper today, the South East Cedar paper, in my local area of Washington. And I noticed it had a story about a buddy I once knew, Drew Johnson. I met Drew because my dad painted a portrait of Fred Thompson and he wanted to give it to Fred Thompson, but Fred didn’t want it, so my dad sold it to Drew for $1200.00. So, Drew used to work at South East Cedar paper where he was an editor. And a few months ago, Barack Obama showed up, I have no idea why, I guess he was just here to gloat and get fat woman to take pictures of him or something. Anyways, Drew wrote in the paper, and basically said for Obama to take his job plans and shove it. Well, my state is very liberal on this side of the mountains, and they did not take too kindly to his writing. I guess the big bosses at the paper company are music haters or something. Now the company says they fired him for changing the headline at the last minute, but Drew says they do that all the time. I think it is just the nature of the business. News is a crazy business, people just fighting in the streets over headlines and sports.
I know I would not want be involved in news business. You know, I am not even sure if I even understand what the hell South East Cedar paper is. Do they actually publish news or are they just geeks who sit in a room maintaining a cheap website? I mean, they give South East Cedar paper out for free in the front of Wal-Mart, the front cover is mostly just pictures of classic cars for sale.
I remember going through the comics of South East Cedar paper. They had different comics, they were not the same as like the Seattle Times paper. I don’t know if it was union rules or not, but all the comics were slight deviations of regular comics. I remember my dad not wanting to read the comic section because of that comic Apartment 3G. That comic got my dad really pissed off, he was glad when the Seattle Times quit running it. He said that it was a good day when they did that. I have no idea why he gets so mad at that comic. I know he didn’t have to read it, but he did and every time he got pissed! I think he was just impatient with the storyline. Apartment 3G just made him mad as hell. Maybe it was the characters or the way they were drawn? I remember him yelling about them just looking around corners in the comic. I think just the presence of the comic angered him.
I just don’t think he knew what Apartment 3G was all about. I wish I could explain it to him but it was jut get him mad. The only way I know how to explain it to him is that it is basically a precursor to Sex and the City, but he hates that too so that wouldn’t help at all.
But, I think my dad would of liked South East Cedar paper’s version of Apartment 3G. They called it Apartment 2F. It looked like someone just traced over Apartment 3G but they made all the women in the comic wear skimpier clothing. Nothing racy. They just sexed them up a bit. And the dialogue, looked like someone had just whited it all out and replaced it with riddles from bazooka Joe or something. Well, maybe my dad wouldn’t like that but I think he might like it a little more than Apartment 3G.
But all the comics were like that! I don’t know if they were just trying to get around licensing fees or laws or something. But they didn’t have Ziggy, they had Zoogy. I kind of like Ziggy, a little hippy getting rained on all the time no matter where he goes. It made me laugh. Anyways, Zoogy was just like Ziggy, but they colored Zoogy differently, made him look African-American, and changed all of his dialogue to riddles from Laffy Taffy. Basically, all the dialogue was whited out and replaced with joke book jokes. It didn’t matter what the comic strip it was. It could of been Snoopy, it could of been Dennis the Menace, it could be Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. They were all just knock knock jokes.
And if there were women in it, I mean, it wasn’t dirty, but you could see nipple a little bit. I don’t think it was necessary to show women in their underwear in a comic strip in the paper, but whatever. But like Blondie, which was called Bloondie, they just sexed her up a little bit, like with bare arms and a thong showing. You know, the more I type about South East Cedar paper, the more I realize that it seems like South East Cedar paper was getting in enough trouble without my buddy Drew getting in deep. I mean, no offense Drew, but you should of knew what you were getting into. I mean, Bloondie, come on, that don’t even making fucking sense.
So that happened, Drew Johnson got fired for speaking his mind, telling Obama to take his job ideas and shove it. Thanks for that Drew!