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Shaft_Agent · August 12, 2013, 1:07am

i think i prefer a smaller butt IRL cuz i’m not that endowed and more butt would be a hinder my penetration

Machineking1313:

You know, I kind of get annoyed when old folk say they have felt better or they have felt worse. When have they felt better? When have they felt worse? Do they keep a list of when they feel bad? When they say that, are they thinking of exact, precise moments in time? I know some people have been through some pretty rough things, I have been lucky so far, nothing super tragic yet. I mean, getting your whole family burned up in a house fire would be pretty tragic. That is probably what they mean when they say they have been through worse, a tragic house fire is what comes to their minds.

House fires are an awful thing. I wouldn’t want to go through one. I knew a guy who claimed he maybe set a few, but they put them out. You can smell smoke, it is easy to know what it is. When you set someone’s house on fire, they are aware of it pretty quickly, unless you are using some high quality gas or something.

I mean, there is no good reason to start a house fire. I wouldn’t be around that situation. But I have heard other people come up with reasons, but I don’t remember, I was reading Peanuts when they were talking to me. I guess if all you are looking for is to scare the family, once they smell that smoke and coming running out, that is the joy you are looking for. I guess if you are not trying to burn them up, just giving them a good fright, it isn’t so bad, I think. You see them running out of their house with their drawers on, looking scared, got the cordless phone in their hand, calling 911. I guess I could see the humor in that.

But whoever that is happening to, that aint funny for them. So when they say, the have been worse, they are probably of thinking when it was not funny for them when that fat construction worker tried to burn their house down. That has to be their worse answer.

Better answer, I don’t know. Maybe getting drunk in Jimmy Jim’s Tube bar every night? I don’t know. I cant remember the guys name who was always bragging about doing stuff. I am afraid of fire a lot of times. I hate getting burned. I don’t even like being around one of those old time stoves where they make your biscuits. If its hot and it hurts you, you gotta know what you are doing. So please everybody, take care of yourself in the kitchen.

i ran into a house that was on fire once because i was trying to get my friends parents out of there. turns out they were already out (and the mom started it). risking my life for crazy people…

Hatred_Edge · August 12, 2013, 1:07am

Nerfed the shit out of him aka NO UNBLOCKABLES.

Bious · August 12, 2013, 1:11am

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/religious-az-abandons-has-to-get-rescued-at-sea.php?m=1

Test of Faith?

Tweleve · August 12, 2013, 1:18am

THAT’S THE SHIT I DON’T LIKE TO HEAR

Cyntalan · August 12, 2013, 1:25am

That’d be enough, IMO.

Vynce · August 12, 2013, 1:28am

Just fixed my QDs on my stick. @NickRocks add me on Live so you can remember what it feels like to win in MvC2

(Vizince)

Azure · August 12, 2013, 1:41am

Naaah… they just lie there and make YOU do all of the work.

Heart rate up != cardio.

Starhammer · August 12, 2013, 1:42am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/10/james-holmes-miranda-rights_n_3736700.html

“violated his constitutional rights”? I hope they put him in a cell with someone who will violate Gastrointestinal rights…Ass first.

-Starhammer-

YusukeUrameshi · August 12, 2013, 1:45am

I hope this defense doesn’t go through. He obviously knew what he was doing and he should be punished for it.

SadQuotes · August 12, 2013, 1:46am

Kills people while they are watching movie with Weapons, Body Armor, etc., treated as Mentally Ill.
Checheyans bombs Civilians during Marathon, TERRORIST.
This is why I believe in Capital Punishment.

goodm0urning · August 12, 2013, 1:50am

Why do cops skimp on this shit? Reading a suspect his rights is such a simple thing to do and the one fucking thing it’s supposed to do is make sure the suspect doesn’t have any ammunition to use against the cops’ version of the events in court.

Fuck’s sake.

Azure · August 12, 2013, 1:50am

Inescapable death off of a single knockdown was extremely retarded.

Make that corpse-fucker into his Slash tier.

Dramatix · August 12, 2013, 1:51am

I don’t even know what to do with myself seeing Otakon ended today. I mean, all I did was eat out with friends, hibernate in the game room, vogue, and check out men with my friend.

Despite my multiple losses in Tekken casuals, I did run the Xbox Tekken station for about an hour with a 30+ win streak, and also made it to the third round of the tournament. It was lovely meeting old friends/fellow players while facing new ones and I can finally take losses as a learning experience. Even the “setups” I learned worked.

Surprisingly, people actually complimented my dancing and I actually got into two mini battles. My friend tried to find me whenever people started voguing in circles, but I never hang out with them at the rave because he doesn’t want people to follow him around and dance with him at all times and I respected that (plus I had first-hand experience finding out).

Thank God I only work one day this week and my class schedule has been set up.

Vynce · August 12, 2013, 1:54am

Jesus Chriist

Azure · August 12, 2013, 1:57am

Huh?

Are you referring to the miracle that so many allude to the Wii U needing?

ThePurpleBunny · August 12, 2013, 1:59am

Ain’t no cop got time for that when there’s traffic violation tickets to write.

Azure · August 12, 2013, 2:06am

Those seatbelts aren’t going to buckle themselves.

Jack_Frost · August 12, 2013, 2:10am

ads on this site get on my fuckin nerves, especially that m&m commercial

Phantom_Angel · August 12, 2013, 2:10am

Thanks for reminding me that I have programming work to finish…

NickRocks · August 12, 2013, 2:20am

Im on PSN tho