You’re probably right about the lack of ass, dr donkologist. BUT(t) an athlete shaking her (non)ass as a warmup is still fucking related to an athlete shaking her ass as a warmup
It was somewhat playable. Not great still but you could do basic shit. I think I played online for almost 6 months and it was weird. I could play a friend who lives an hour away and it’s pretty laggy. I could play this other dude in Chicago and it was significantly better sometimes. That or he was trolling me. I remember I streaked him 3 times and played him again a few days later and it was super laggy and he was able to tech out of grabs when I punish his rolls…
Overall it was bad but sometimes you’d find something decent. I’d get matched with quite a few Mexican and South American dudes though.
There was ONE person I was able to play in KoF13 online… One person… Added him on friends with the quickness… Found out he lived nearby… Like, 10 minute drive when I lived in Binghamton. We stopped playing online and played offline when we figured this out. I told him I had just sold some fighters to Gamestop… and he told me he just bought some from someone because he works at Gamestop… Put 2 and 2 together… Yup.
All women should have no ass. Having an ass is how they get you. You think some bitch will just be a one-night thing and then you see her big ass and the next time you wake up you have a ring on your finger and you’re in a suit about to go to work at a sprocket factory.