Nah that’s not it, the conversations were all texted based. Thx though.
Mostly naked and sweaty, I lay on my bench to finish my workout with some crunches. Every crunch is a fart sound from the sweat and my back rubbing against the bench.
It’s the simple things in life that make it the most entertaining.
DKSA > ASBRBW > DKR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jeph Loeb
You lay on a bench naked and sweaty then do some crunches. Then tell me I’m joking.
Does it have to be a public bench?
All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder
Yeah that’s it. Wow I was way off lol my bad Rock.
The bill is in the mail. ;p
Whoever writes the goddamn google map directions needs to be ripped into several pieces and have turds shoved down his goddamn throat. Every fucking time…not some of the time…not “once in a whileeeeee”…no, practically every damn time it leads you into the wrong direction. Either they’re morons over there, or they’re just stupid dick-hole douchebag pieces of horse shit that do the shit on purpose. Stupid cocksucker pieces of goddamn filthy fairy shit need to get some limbs broken repeatedly…maybe smash their hands with a sledgehammer so they can’t ever type again. Is it too much to ask for to get proper, correct directions? Apparently so. How 'bout you people please go burn to death forever? It’s just one more of several things going wrong lately, simply because it’s me, of course. Yeah yeah, world… I hate the fuck out of you too. The feeling is so mutual.
God fucking dammit…Ahg…I hate being in a rush. Was hurring out the door and saving quickly and I save my brand new Jeanne Data over my old, almost Pure Platted Bayonetta data…Christ. This is like the 3rd time i’ve had something happen to my Byonetta data…Balls.
It ain’t about chivalry. You kicked a woman. You, a guy who brags about martial arts training. You, who were a correctional officer. You, who are afraid of a woman are talking down to a guy who made a midget joke.
also Rock used to regularly put his semen in his female roommate’s lotion bottle. i don’t know what he did to make her leave for good though.
Sheeeit,
Katie Holmes has seemingly hit the wall…at least in terms of the body. Her face still looks cute, but what the hell, man? I just saw some pictures recently… the few curves she once had are GONE. This woman looks like she hasn’t had a decent meal in a few years…either that or Tom Cruise is a soul-vampire that fed off her for the past several years…that’s probably why he still looks virtually unchanged since the '80s… this is his secret, forbidden jutsu. 900 years from now this guy will look the same.
Anyway, it looks like she has Flapjacks™ now…haha, one might say those titties are udderly ridiculous! OH! Heyoooo! There’s no ass either, but she never had much of an ass in the first place. Of course I’d still hit it immediately since a woman has to be in incredibly bad shape for me to determine she is “unhittable”.
SRK has to be the stupidest website on the face of the earth in that case then…
@ Radiant Silvergun
I feel like crying for you… I quit going after triple plat./pure plat a long time ago… you were at least almost there…
As for me, I was just glad that I completed the game in just under 3 hours to get the witch time bracelet… shit felt impossible…
EDIT: Did Million just say Katie Holmes hit the wall…
DOUBLE EDIT: Nah nevermind, you said in terms of body…
Insulting a midget doesn’t come with the physical assault that kicking a woman does. Only thing you do by insulting a midget is remind them that they can never play basketball because they’re about 3 feet too short.
Maybe laundry basketball.
We forget the days when Tom Cruise wasn’t sucking away her lifeforce to maintain his youthful endurance to jump on couches and do scientologenic things. Xenu demands it.
Katie Holmes was attractive at one point in time?
Yea man. I bought it on Xbox and had decided this time I would get the perfect score card. I had been plugging away at it for 4 months now. I was missing the Missel Ride stage on every difficulty and a few of them dotted here and there on NSIC. I’m crushed right now. Putting it aside for a bit to cool off and play something else.
Katie Holmes spent all of Batman Begins talking out the side of her mouth. It drove me insane and ruins any hope of me ever finding her face cute again.
Yeah, I sure did mean actual “physical assult” when I made that post.
Learn it.
Ah, the good ole internet failsafe.