SRK Lounge 15 I heard RockB is to blame for the complex bar. PM him to let him know what you think

So Shia The Beef managed to take a crack at Megan Fox’s crack, eh?

wow, this entire fucking planet is ass backwards, I swear to God

lol horrible here, too. Nothing but franchises, which sucks when you burn bridges at certain places. I do NOT want to have to work in a fucking restaurant either. And I’m fucked with my college degree, cuz I still need two more fucking classes due to me dropping them after the fire.

They told us the recession ended, and we kinda all went along with it. Even though jobs didn’t come, and only the powerful got bailed out. At least I got some retail experience out of this, to throw on a resume.

I still want to burn the fucking store down though. I guess that just depends on how drunk I get. Maybe it was God’s will making me spill the last few molotov cocktail needed milliliters of alcohol out of my bottle of cheap ass whiskey.

which I am about to have a third glass of Canada Dry and whiskey…a gentlemen’s nectar

why is it that Rocky B can jump kick bitches through brick walls, and I can’t tell a fucking joke that involves a midget that has nothing to do with midgets???

Fucking Canada :wink:

imagine if it was a funny joke then at least you could be proud of it

I know that’s the worst part!!! It was an off the cuff random attempt at humour…

I should have masturbated on somebody and shared the fortune

midgets just laid the smackdown on your monkeyass

gg

Brian Austin Green is the chumpiest chump of the chumpiverse. Megan Fox made a deal with him that she can have sexual relationships outside their own, but he can’t. That’s 110% CHUMPERY.

Next thing you know he’s forced to suck on her toe-thumb during foreplay.

it sucks cause he was the man in sarah connor chronicles

but i guess that was just good acting to make us think he was a man

Speaking of Brian Austin Green, tonight I’m watching his movie Cross. I can’t wait to see how that is.

Yeah I was shocked when heard his level of chumpery compared to his badassness in T:SCC. I’m pretty certain Green is at least a millionaire so I don’t get what would tie him down to toe-thumbs so hard?

Damn. 15 years ago girls would pay money to huff his farts in a brown bag. The mighty hath fallen. He should go to South America or somewhere that’s airing 90210 for the first time and find a Sofia Vergara-in-her-prime lookalike that would appreciate him.

I would make that same deal, you would too. Girls are the new Men. Don’t kid yourself.

holy shit that snuck up on me kicked me through a wall then claimed self defence

No it sucks that his death wasn’t drawn out horribly, and that after he dies he gets to come back via future self, and also because that AWESOME SERIES got cancelled after a badass cliffhanger

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahno. Fuck that shit. You’re on your own with that one, and not even in a “playing hard online” sorta way. Just straight up “hell fuckin’ no”. :stuck_out_tongue: Then again, I didn’t fuck Mimi.

That Recent News/Thread thing at the top isn’t going away is it? Sucks too, because clicking it takes you to the first page instead of the last post making it functionally useless.

It doesn’t for me. It takes me to the fist unread post.

you’ve fucked worse, don’t lie

I just checked again with javascript enabled and disabled. Still the same results.

This software is so picky for what it does to individual users it seems. I’m just glad I’m not experiencing a number of problems other people are suffering from.

Is Mangina that popping now? Nothing is in style until I see it in a rap video. Although Gavin McInnes came really close. This world really scares me.
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Bullshit, Rock. You say you sit at work with the angry face on the regular. Self defense is when somebody is a legit threat and can harm you. Are any of the women at your job a threat? You’re always talking about how you’re into martial arts and shit.

Hmm.

So you’re that scared of little women? Says a lot about you, partner.

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The horror. Just prepare yourself niggra

fun fact:

after RC clicked his mouse button to send this message, he stood up and his avatar appeared on his back in neon colours.

but yeah, I got fired basically because somebody cried and corporate policy is to cut ties

lol Rocky B mad at my defence team

Did you get my PM about Dr Pepper?

It’s good right? I love that vanilla Dr Pepper. That shit is the insert new urban kid word for the best