That is a hilarious song to be blaring.
Sheeeeit,
I’m still amazed that some of those “death metal” singers can do all that yelling for nearly every part of a song, and yet their voice is apparently fine after that. I’d imagine most people’s vocal cords/voice would be in terrible shape after that.
*This is some bullshit that apparently none of the channels are replaying any Wimbledon highlights. I was scanning everywhere for the last couple of nights and there’s NOTHING. So, unlike previous years…they’re just going to play it once Live during the day when most people are working…and that’s IT? Get the fuck outta here, ESPN2. This is yet another example where the internet probably destroys the hell out of television, as I’m sure there’s a website somewhere I could watch highlights later.
Marion Bartoli is another one to watch… she’s not quite on par with the super-elites like Sharapova or my new honey Paszek…but Ms. Bartoli is still good enough…still definitely hittable.
k, Bartoli is about to play Lisick… WHOAH Lisiki is looking damn good… her legs are incredible. Since Marion is a bit less attractive, she will most likely win, of course. Lisicki has a cute face too… yes yes…this is another one to keep an eye on. Ah, her ass isn’t so great though. That’s a strange, unfortunate thing…when there’s some great legs that lead up to a disappointing ass.
Still… I love Marion’s “wild woman” look… this girl looks like she could unleash a hellish storm of sexual energy behind closed doors… a power-level so strong that ordinary men might not even survive it…
Omg I am like so turned on right now.
lol @ “Keanu Reeves as the Blind Nigga Samurai”.
Methodshy went hard.
hmmm…looks like I’m going to have to spend most of my summer relearning first-year calculus.
I never learned how to do sin waves 
EDIT: I have a meeting at 4pm (2 hours from now) to see if I keep my job 
North Korea should be ashamed of itself. Comprising its women’s team for the World Cup with dudes. Like we wouldn’t notice.
yo guys i heard reebok’s back which sucks because they were my cheap shoe alternative after vans stopped making shoes above size 10 due to mexicans
where do i go to now?
Most of them develop a technique that mimics the sound of a voice-shredding grunt, but is much less hard on their vocal chords.
That’s how Mikael from Opeth can growl his ass off one second and sing like a bird the next.
Some guys, like Dan Swano, develop the technique but still find it too taxing to do for very long. Guess you can’t win them all.
Purple Cabbage yo.
And I need to learn that technique you talkin about, tryin to wail out destroys me lol.
Well I got fired
Now to learn how to make a Molotov cocktail
Sorry to hear that Sov. :sad:
Mind if I ask why?
cabbage weighs like 10x as much as lettuce
why are you sorry? Very rarely does someone get fired that didn’t deserve. If he were to have been laid off then there would be reason to feel sympathy.
Don’t fuck with midgets.
That is lesson that we have all learned here today.
Hahahahaha did you seriously get fired over a midget joke?
here’s the general message I’ve sent everybody
but yeah, the girl who complained about the joke is the same girl who had already given her two weeks notice and was about to quit. SRK Hamilton reps need to hook me up with job info
oh and I went straight to the LCBO (liquor store) and bought a big bottle of whiskey (I RARELY drink anything but beer). While walking home the fucking cap snapped off, and it fell down, didn’t smash (hurray for super glass), but I lost a good few gulps worth.
It’s gonna be a fun night
fun SoVi3t fact: my last three jobs I have lost for:
- Midget joke
- Global recession
- Tornado
Huh? Reebock always had quality shit tho. The pumps and shit. And since when did Vans stop going higher than 10?
Go get some Puma mids or Puma Clydes. If you want to be mad obscure go strap up some British Knights. Shoutouts to Nickolodean 90s game shows. I’m looking at you Double Dare, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
good luck with that. I dunno how it is in Hamilton, but in London there is fuck all. I haven’t worked in almost 2 years. Well ok, to be fair, I was only really looking for a job for the past few months, but still.