America is a terrible country for you then. You should move to China you can pimp slap all the bitches you want. Here you get fucked by the system. Don’t get caught slipping.
Bitches over there will bust out that wushu on that nigga and then ninja his anus with the finger probe(oh wait thats japan with the anal probe attack). So whats the story with the chick getting “regulated” on?
Just what the fuck is up with this end of the world in 2 days bullshit?
You’re trying hard to make me remember [media=youtube]1plPyJdXKIY[/media], Rock? :sad:
Why does that stupid task bar take me to the front page when I click it off while GD is loading?
Ohhhh fuuuuuuuuck!
In the middle of a crazy story and praying for a happy ending…
I figured I was good now that I was avoiding living that way. Fuck…
I think that’s what we call stereotypes. 
He can just move to one of those Muslim countries. Not can he bitch slap them he can stone them. Of better yet just say “that bitch cheated on me.” End of her life… 
The world is ending in two days?
Cool story bro I will see you in three days!
Eh…we’re good now. I think
Dammit I just ruined Stuckey’s quadruple post. :sad:
C-C-C C-O-M-B-O Breaker
Everything’s good :lol:
SON OF A BITCH. Macon Police can slurp my wrinkled nutsack
Oh shit, please say it’s just a speeding ticket.
They must have found the balloon. You just can’t trust Stuckey to keep his cheeks together after the drawls-shitting incident.
What happened is:
I had a DUI in January 09. My homey had one in July 09. He lost his job in December 08. He JUST got another job THIS month. He invited me to a bar tonight and since he was working, he’d get the tab. I showed up an hour after he invited me because I was playing LA Noire and couldn’t pull myself away from it. I showed up and drank with him until 2AM, but he wasn’t that drunk because he spent most of the night shooting pool while I was shouting at the basketball game for OKC to win. Eventually, the bar closed and we parted ways. He had a 6 pack of Michelob Ultra in the car and gave me 4 of them, which left him with 2 unopened bottles in the car.
He lives pretty much walking distance from this place, but he drove. So he went to drive back, and came up on a road block on his way home. By him being out of work nearly 3 years, he panicked when he came up on the road block, parked in front of someone’s house, got out the car and bolted. They went after him and had police dogs sniffing after him and shit. He calls me, I had already made it home, so I pulled up Google maps and tried to give him directions to get to his house because he had took off running so hard he ended up not knowing where he was. He ended up making a dozen wrong turns before he called me. I gave him directions back to the bar we had just left. They were closing, but they know us well. So they let him run in the back door.
They closed up and drove him back by to get his car. It had been towed. No one seen my boy when he got out the car, so they don’t have his description, but they said when he comes to pick his car up, they’re charging him with DUI. So now, we’re looking at him having to fight it when he picks his wheels up in the morning. He can’t lose his job. He can’t get another DUI because now in Ga, you gotta do 72 hours behind bars on your second offense in a 10 year period, and dude is pretty crazy in general…so shit’s fucked up.
Well…as I was typing this, dude called me back and told me that they were bluffing. They didn’t tow his car and he got it. He’s spending the night at the bartender’s crib and HOPEFULLY we’re good. Fuck Macon. That is all.
of course they were bluffing. they can’t charge you with DUI in absentee come on people think
- I’m drunk.
- It was resolved as I was typing it.
- You can’t just park a car anywhere.
- Good shit on WNF even though Phoenix is that bullshit and I want to break the jaw of whoever put her in the game with that broken ass X-factor.
I think Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse the core of the planet Saturday. See you all at that big arcade in the sky.
-Starhammer-
There’s a show called “19 kids and counting”. Even without knowing everything about those parents, just the fact that they have that many kids proves to me that they are clearly insane. Why would anyone of reasonable sanity desire to have anything even close to that number of kids running around the house?
*Sad thing I saw in the system at work recently: A person had just a 34.00 per week benefit amount… and there was a child support deduction coming out of that…it was HALF. That’s just beyond depressing there…you’re already set up for just 34 a week, and here comes child support to automatically cut it down to 17.00. With the current gas prices, I can’t even fill up on regular with that.
On the flip side— here’s a bit of delicious greed to think about: There are folks I’ve seen with high-paying jobs that actually file an unemployment claim, despite the fact that they are getting severance pay for the next several months after their separation. How crazy is that? So, you got a person here that actually gets MORE money than he or she normally does because they lost that job! It’s like something out of the Twilight Zone…lose your job, so now you’re doing nothing each day while continuing to get your regular paycheck PLUS the little unemployment benefit each week for the next several months at least. (*Surprisingly, severance pay isn’t something that interferes with a person’s claim, so yeah…this situation is perfectly fine and legal. There was something else called “wages in lieu” that was once an issue, but the powers that be changed that to be a non-issue as well.)
*Casey Anthony is still in the news— I’d still hit, regardless of what she allegedly did. She probably would not still be in the news nearly every day after all these years if she happened to look like “Precious”.