So, according to my friend who is a professional baker, cheesecake is a baked custard pie. So, pie wins.
They need to change the name then. You can’t have something in the Pie category called cake. That’s cheating.
http://www.myspace.com/scottpopular/blog/233241662
So I’m with this chick and I’m about to .exe the drawls. When I noticed, No Condoms?! SH!!!T!!! Now, I gotta drop a layer of candy. In order to keep her fresh and moist, until I return from this 15 minute walk to the store and back. F#CK 15, I did it in 5 with Timberlands on! I go crashing into the store but when I got to the condom aisle!
ERrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I had to slam on the brakes! " WTF are these sh!ts?" I live in Japan and I have experienced J-Condoms breaking and leaving that death ring around your dick that snags hairs like Zangief! But since time was against me, I couldn’t be choosey. So I grabbed a cool looking silver and green pack with a lion printed on the box for about 1230yen (Which is around 10~11bucks.) I slap them bad boys on the counter and the dood at the counter gave me a nod! Despite the language barrier, he now understood why I came in the store like, "Juggernaut Headcrush! " Immediately, I was out on some old Spiral “Switch Teleportation!” So I get back to the pad. The candy I put on the girl was wearing thin. So, I jump in the bed like Urien "charge + "
So we start it up again and I go to get one of the condoms, hoping and praying this will not be like J-Incident 1.2! When I opened it. I caught a faint whiff on something minty but I paid it no mind! Until my dick started getting the “jhones.” I had heard several comics like Richard Pryor talking about this sensation, but I was like, " Dood! I don’t do cocaine. So, WTF is wrong with my sh!t?" I’m stroking this chick and my sh!t feels hella weird but good at the same time. So my brain began to calculate possible and impossible notions of what exactly was happening with my dick at that moment: DESTROY!" and apply another layer of candy! She was like, “Cho hayai = That was fast!” I was like yeah, "I know.
I'm f#cking a mermaid with sparkly sprite pussy and she has just impregnated me!
My dick just got to level 9999 and I'll be blessed with infinity Fly mode!
Somebody put Diet Andes' mint ICYHOT in a condom and decided to sell it as a cruel f#cking joke!
The closest answer was ‘C.’ Despite the more that noticeable tingle, I finished f#cking. The pussy was good and minty menthol condom assist was quite the surprise. But as soon as she fell asleep. I ashura warped into the bathroom proceeded to ES Scrub my sh!t down! Cause the last thing I need is a day glow minty dick…… wait a minute???
Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone else had a run in with these jimmys before? If not, I’ll be glad to hook anyone up with a pack so you can try it for yourself. If you see me at FRX in Atlanta, hit me up.
Thanks! I just wish we had the SRK emoticons again. They really added to the story.
sounds like someone got his smang on in such a story
Japanese drug stores carry western sizes of condoms?
Methinks the tingling sensation he was feeling was his schlong dying from lack of circulation.
EDIT: where is the “dislike” button, Gui?
Wouldn’t this be equivalent to “Neg rep”?
Question. Since the board has been updated will there be possible new changes to the benefits of premium memberships?
Also, I see how to multi-quote posts, but is it possible when you go to another page? It seems all the replies from one page don’t carry to the next?
You say this like it would be a bad thing…
Also, it wouldn’t have to be - just make it a number for the negatives, with a message only for positive.
I wasn’t trying to write another War and Peace, but was just curious.
Nobody wanted to see your gifs nigga
(notice I don’t use a smiley. Agreed they look fruity)
Yes, the coffee one was pretty great, even if I could never quite get the hang of how to use it properly.
Hard to complain about emoticons when we can imbed whatever images we want now though.
http://th12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/karlajr2yahoo/emoticons/th_coffee.gif
the crying for the moon avatar is the best shit ever, even more so now that it’s clearer than before.
Well now…that is some really random shit.
i thought chyna died
Totally going to be grabbing that nonsense. 
w0rd?? I’ll watch it, that reminds me… i need to find the first one she did…
is it gonna be with syxx
The one with X-pac. Nah dude, nah.
ahh i thought it was with triple h
So she’s a Midget named Hightower? chuckle
Pie inside a cake most certainly wins.
I hate all pies except for Apple.
P.S. New multiquote system sucks. Not tryin to be a dick or anything but the old system was much much better.
New system isn’t final yet. A lot of what we’re come to use normally on vBulletin was made by hacks into the system. As we switched over to Xenforo the admins have to rehack the systems to get those features back. This means getting some help from some people who aren’t replying right away. Given a week or two I’m sure things will be back to normal.