SRK History Records Posters of ages past

[DiNyc3st]

Triforce vs Team Hate was a classic too lol

[Boel]

it begins as an upgrade from him masturbating from a microwaved banana peel.

Also viscant banged nessa

Also I love the man, he is probably my favorite american player but:

1. when he won evo he looked about 10000 years old
2. the boy can’t talk shit worth a dime, he still had too much inferiority beaten up kid emotion in his voice after bodying ltg
3. I took a picture of his bald spot one time but don’t have it anymore

Counterpoint time:

Def top 3 favorite all time Murikan players to me.

I remember Neesa ?

No man this was Nessa, a crazy cosplayer that slashed his tires back i nthe day, and he drunkenly admitted that he did it, it is somewhere in the srkgd quotes thread

ALSO HOLY FUCK RCAIDO
ASIAN WIFE
ALSO WE KNOW WHAT I GOTTA LINK
nsfl/nsfw/dontworrythecockiswooden

GD's Annual Tradition: Secret Santa! Assignements Sent! Happy Shopping!

oh mans, I got my stuff, I am way too hype to take pictures/describe it just yet so I’ll calm down and do dat shit tomorrow here is a picture I did manage to take though [image]

GD's Annual Tradition: Secret Santa! Assignements Sent! Happy Shopping!

Ok, so I got a hugeass box out the mail yesterday (apparently it came saturday but chinaman didnt tell me) and I am like “Gee sir what could be in here” I open it up and realize OH SHIT THERE A BUNCH OF SHIT IN HERE and realize that it is my sweetass secret santa package, I had posted up a weepy diatribe asking for funny shit and old game consoles and stuff in my 4 paragraph secret santa email, so I was quite pleased with what I received, here is a group shot [image] …

[Azure]

it begins as an upgrade from him masturbating from a microwaved banana peel.

Also viscant banged nessa

Also I love the man, he is probably my favorite american player but:

1. when he won evo he looked about 10000 years old
2. the boy can’t talk shit worth a dime, he still had too much inferiority beaten up kid emotion in his voice after bodying ltg
3. I took a picture of his bald spot one time but don’t have it anymore

Counterpoint time:

Def top 3 favorite all time Murikan players to me.

I remember Neesa ?

No man this was Nessa, a crazy cosplayer that slashed his tires back i nthe day, and he drunkenly admitted that he did it, it is somewhere in the srkgd quotes thread

ALSO HOLY FUCK RCAIDO
ASIAN WIFE
ALSO WE KNOW WHAT I GOTTA LINK
nsfl/nsfw/dontworrythecockiswooden

GD's Annual Tradition: Secret Santa! Assignements Sent! Happy Shopping!

GD's Annual Tradition: Secret Santa! Assignements Sent! Happy Shopping!

Aaaaah.

Okay then.

Was that the Aeris Cosplayer?

Also:

FUCK rcadio.

Fuck any man with an actual HNK cab in his Man Cave. :mad:

…dude even has an Asian wife, who works AND cooks for him.

HORREE SHEET.

Lucky bastard.

On all counts.

Also also:

Holy fucking shit, LMMFAO - I’d forgotten about the wooden dildo your SS gave to you.

That picture is pure archival gold.

[Boel]

Haha it was rcaibro the realest bro

Haha my wife refused the wooden dick travel with me , it chills at a friend’s house now

[Boel]

Casey Hughes's Library

Found the irc shame album

[GreyFoxx]

I remember Prem forums had a rock friend that we would ship around the US showing off the local sights. Wasn’t there a thread where someone made up some stuff on banging a chick, got called out and ended up on some members list? Old SRK was good times all around.

[Ranma]

Signed up here in 2002 back when game combos.com was dying. I remember having to order Evo DVDs (black bars all over the screens from recording off crts) and the elusive bang the machine screenings. Also getting on IRC during tournaments to get live updates from the players.

I posted at gamecombos quite a bit back around 2000-2002, when it had that gray and orange layout.

[caliagent_3]

KDCMarvel…I can’t be the only one who remembers that exposé

Wasn’t KDCMarvel BlackHayato? I remember hearing that because i was there live when Jwong destroyed him with Jill/Ruby/Ken in MVC2.

No, KDCMarvel was the mythical Dhalsim player who would destroy anyone in Marvel. The exposé behind him is probably the greatest in fgc history, where, iirc, wiz and the cannons pulled ip logs and correlated them to someone using an alt account to talk trash. It was a thing of beauty. This was before the crash so I doubt any record of it exists anymore

It’s so weird that I seem to be the only one who remembers this lol.

LOL. Now i remember. The guy made countless threads and almost got people believing Dhalsim was god tier. Although i did end up playing Sent/Storm/Sim because of him, it was actually fun. Him and blackheart where one of my most fun teams.

Yes! That guy! The day he got exposed was the greatest. I can’t remember the guy who used that as an alternate account though. All I remember is that he would also use his main account to hype up kdcmarvel.

[thurst]

I remember Prem forums had a rock friend that we would ship around the US showing off the local sights. Wasn’t there a thread where someone made up some stuff on banging a chick, got called out and ended up on some members list? Old SRK was good times all around.

You’re thinking of the Son Them All saga. Niggas (VSlash?) A pic of his alleged gf to a random chick’s Myspace, contacted her and then all sorts of great shenanigans transpired

…that thread also led directly to alfaphlex posting pics of his wife/gf holding funny signs shitting on STA.

[Boel]

ohman Vslash was such a wonderful man

he is now bald and draws stuff and is old as hell

vslash’s best contribution to anything ever was the NBA fun league, which was actually the most srs league I was ever in , to the point that @“jae hoon” had to put me in as a cheerleader on his team as I was warranted too stupid to have my own

[Pertho]

…that thread also led directly to alfaphlex posting pics of his wife/gf holding funny signs shitting on STA.

Alfaplhex’s wife

[jae_hoon]

ohman Vslash was such a wonderful man

he is now bald and draws stuff and is old as hell

vslash’s best contribution to anything ever was the NBA fun league, which was actually the most srs league I was ever in , to the point that @“jae hoon” had to put me in as a cheerleader on his team as I was warranted too stupid to have my own

You did get your own team the year after and yeah it did not go well, trading and micromanaging not your strong suit.

[thurst]

Yo do any of y’all remember when somebody posted an audio clip of them giving SRK a shout out while fucking? It was around when I first joined so like '03-04. I thought of it randomly the other day and started cracking up.

Dude said either “hadouken” or “shoryuken” and quickly said “SRK SRK”, I vaguely recall shorty being like “huh?” on the audio as well.

[Zatalcon]

KDCMarvel…I can’t be the only one who remembers that exposé

Wasn’t KDCMarvel BlackHayato? I remember hearing that because i was there live when Jwong destroyed him with Jill/Ruby/Ken in MVC2.

No, KDCMarvel was the mythical Dhalsim player who would destroy anyone in Marvel. The exposé behind him is probably the greatest in fgc history, where, iirc, wiz and the cannons pulled ip logs and correlated them to someone using an alt account to talk trash. It was a thing of beauty. This was before the crash so I doubt any record of it exists anymore

It’s so weird that I seem to be the only one who remembers this lol.

LOL. Now i remember. The guy made countless threads and almost got people believing Dhalsim was god tier. Although i did end up playing Sent/Storm/Sim because of him, it was actually fun. Him and blackheart where one of my most fun teams.

Yes! That guy! The day he got exposed was the greatest. I can’t remember the guy who used that as an alternate account though. All I remember is that he would also use his main account to hype up kdcmarvel.

There was also another guy named ShadedWolf. That kid was a fuckin e-thug prick who i hope got slapped in real life.

[Azure]

Yo do any of y’all remember when somebody posted an audio clip of them giving SRK a shout out while fucking? It was around when I first joined so like '03-04. I thought of it randomly the other day and started cracking up.

Dude said either “hadouken” or “shoryuken” and quickly said “SRK SRK”, I vaguely recall shorty being like “huh?” on the audio as well.

Holy shit.

I remember that.

Cramping from cringing while laughing is an actual thing.

[Zatalcon]

Yo, you guys remember The Rock? That was the best online gimmick i’ve ever seen, even till today.

I recall his whole Dating Q&A thread and that shit was hilarious. It was like the Rock was actually posting. Who the hell was that guy?

[The_Mullah]

Randomnigga/adamwarlok was the best. Guy was hilarious. What happened to him? How do u get an OG tag?

[GreyFoxx]

Yo do any of y’all remember when somebody posted an audio clip of them giving SRK a shout out while fucking? It was around when I first joined so like '03-04. I thought of it randomly the other day and started cracking up.

Dude said either “hadouken” or “shoryuken” and quickly said “SRK SRK”, I vaguely recall shorty being like “huh?” on the audio as well.

Yeah i remember that as well man the stuff i go thru popping in my brain is 90% SRK stuff from the past that i only i have a insight with. Baby armor and Broken Batman Prep Time with a mix of SRK Neg Bombs.

[Azure]

Yo do any of y’all remember when somebody posted an audio clip of them giving SRK a shout out while fucking? It was around when I first joined so like '03-04. I thought of it randomly the other day and started cracking up.

Dude said either “hadouken” or “shoryuken” and quickly said “SRK SRK”, I vaguely recall shorty being like “huh?” on the audio as well.

Yeah i remember that as well man the stuff i go thru popping in my brain is 90% SRK stuff from the past that i only i have a insight with. Baby armor and Broken Batman Prep Time with a mix of SRK Neg Bombs.

Prep Time Batman canonically could beat Allah and Jesus Christ, according to O. SRK.

And that second page Positive Rep = Spirit Bombs of Neg.

[Tien_Gouki]

People tend to forget she’s not actually asian too.