Figured it would be best that the silver age era of srk not be forgotten. Once a day I will be bringing a dossier, a regular this is your life level of biography about one of yall. Hrrm… who to start with.
Razor aka Ramon aka banned all the time aka who tf cares
Razor is theoretically a latino male residing in the greater New Jersey area. He originally came over to SRK during the great Gaia Online invasion. He had fought on team Gaia but seeing how useful he was Gaia no longer wanted him so he sold out his comrades and joined SRK.
He became famous when teaming up with his best friend Ferman (orglebleet , the guy that stole juicebox’s gf, the guy who fucked secret santa and got fucked) on Gunbound, where they were so adept at team killing that the opponents would win by default. When not hard at work doing this he was best known as a lamprey attaching himself to more successful posters in hopes to “get the rub”
His secondary account “Bloody Youkai” was a rather popular poster in their day, it wasn’t until recently that we found the real person behind this.
But where is he now you ask? I mean you didn’t , but ima go on anyway.
These days Razor can be found posting self important stream of consciousness diatribes on both srk and the discorde. Watch yourself if you have a dissenting opinion as the intellectual beatdown you will receive at the hands of this cholita will leave you stunned for months.
Ones about more important people will have more words don’t worry.
Just know guys , there is a golden level Hof that I think zoo posted way back when that covers the big guns, this is more the middling level shitdongz that are worth remembering kind of but hard to do . The Grover Cleveland’s of srk
I’ll also say this will be heavily biased towards the people i spent over a decade with on irc/discord , but won’t put in my super best friends like val or rock or all or the Toronto fgc , seems like it would be tainted
my head is cloudy but I just wanted to put out there that Fishjie is the nicest person on earth for not going ham on a dude’s wife after she accidentally fucking tazed him
honestly though, my opus is gonna be sigely, there is a complete tell all point of insanity on an old poker forum that was one of the greatest reads I have ever seen.
