Last match before the big one! Choose wisely!
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
TODAY’S MATCH
-War Division Champion-
The Mummy (The Mummy Online) by Black Jesus
VS.
-Famine Division Champion-
Jean Pierre Polnareff (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) by Muhammed Abdul
In: A trip back to Cairo
Ready for the ultimate? TIME TO MAKE A STAND!
TODAY’S MATCH
-War Division Champion-
The Mummy (The Mummy Online) by Black Jesus
Polnareff
Jean Pierre Polnareff
A black jesus versus black jesus finals?
Make interesting folks
BJ vs BJ would make it much more interesting. Trust me.
Pffffft. If I wanted a BJ monologue, I would be better off reading his blog entries.
Silver chariot
Imhotep: By now you’ve all heard about how awesome I am. I’m a lover, sorcerer extraordinaire, and all-around medieval kicker of asses. Today, we’re going to take a slightly different approach and instead tell you how awesome Polnareff is not. To that end, I’ve brought with me a special guest. Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Polnareff acquaintance and previous Battle Poll winner, Kujo Jotaro!
Jotaro: (takes drag from cigarette) Thanks. It’s good to be here.
Imhotep: Now, Jotaro, thanks for taking time out of your schedule to stop by. We realize you’re a busy man.
Jotaro: No problem. When I realized that Polnareff was on the verge of making it to the BP finals I had to do something. His presence there would cheapen the entire Battle Poll. He’s the Sarah Palin of the BP. He just doesn’t belong here. Since the rules prevent me from engaging him directly, this is the least I can do.
Imhotep: Now that you’ve mentioned what we were all thinking, why do you feel that Polnareff doesn’t belong? If anyone would know his worthiness it’s you.
Jotaro: He’s a fucktard who can’t stand on his own two feet. Every encounter we had was either him getting his ass-whooped or me saving his ass. Even in this BP Team It’s A Wrap supported him in the beginning and then he turned on the team as soon as he realized he may have to face them. A coward’s move.
Imhotep: Audience, feel free to take a look at Polnareff’s earlier matches for verification.
Jotaro: Polnareff is simply the quintessential picture of incompetence. A lot of people don’t know this, but my signature sound effect used to be “ORAL! ORAL! ORAL!” as a tribute to how much Polnareff sucked. Then one day, I started saying “ORA! ORA! ORA!” and Polnareff goes, “Hey! What happened to the L’s?” and I replied, “There weren’t any left since you took them all!”
Imhotep: BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh that’s rich! On a more serious note, I always thought he was a fighter with a purpose. Shouldn’t that give him extra drive?
Jotaro: Purpose? His only purpose is being a fuck up. Oh sure, he’ll give you that line about his sister being raped, but here’s the real deal: his family is French. His sister was just a whore.
Imhotep: Really?
Jotaro: Yeah. Straight up. I hit, Kakyoin hit, Avdol hit and burned her, hell even Jean Pierre Polnareff hit. And Iggy hit TWICE.
Imhotep: Wow. You just never know.
Jotaro: Oh Polnareff knew alright. We all knew. And if she were raped, that makes Polnareff an even bigger bitch. I mean, even [media=youtube]EzNhaLUT520#t=0m56s"[/media] but ol’ eraser-head was powerless? Pffft.
Imhotep: You have to admit though, despite him being French which means he has a white flag for waving on standby, Polnareff is an interesting name.
Jotaro: Not even. Jotaro, Iggy, even Dio. Those are interesting names. Polnareff got his name from this guy, the French pop star Polnareff. The same guy here.And it’s the same guy here. he could even be his father, but his mother’s a whore so who knows. All I know is for every vote Polnareff gets, that guy is going to move a finger out of his pose in that last pic which is reason enough not to vote for him.
Imhotep: Before we go, can you tell us the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever seen Polnareff do?
Jotaro: ORA!
Imhotep: What was that?
Jotaro: I had to use Star Platinum to stop time so that I’d have enough time to narrow it down to one. We’re talking catastrophic fuck-up after catastrophic fuck-up here. It’s his fault that Iggy the dog died! (shakes fist)
Imhotep: Calm down, Jotaro. We’d all love to outride trade Polnareff for Iggy, but we can’t. What’s done is done. All we can do is do our part to make sure Polnareff dies and Iggy gets his vengeance.
Jotaro: I’m good. Anyway, the most embarassing thing Polnareff has ever done in my opinion is this. His stint in the Women’s World Wrestling Federation.
Imhotep: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m laughing so hard I’m literally crying. If I had any more tears I’d look like Polnareff. Thanks Kujo Jotaro!
VOTE: THE MUMMY
Jean.
…that thing wrapped in bandages.
Location: Amsterdam? :lol:
the mummy wins purely on the bull nakano reference
MUMMY
mummy
Mummy
Ah heck; Mummy
BJ vs BJ make it happen… actually, I want Black Jesus vs Adam Warlock :lol:
We already had that. it wasn’t.
…seriously.
I wasn’t even here when that happened lol
J-P Polnareff
Mummy. Prop too good.
How the fuck did Polnareff even get this far anyway?
Polnareff got this far because Black Jesus propped for him in some key fights 
