Weakness
Mack: Not a god-damned thing
Shy Guy: Vegetables Edge: Mack The Knife
Alter Ego
Mack: Murdering Gangster
Shy Guy: Son Them All Edge: Mack The Knife
Hobbies
Mack: Knocking Sentinel out of the air
Shy Guy: Letting fat plumbers do their Sentinel impression all over his dome piece. Edge: Mack The Knife
It’s not even a contest. Mack’s knives disintegrate anything they touch including Shy Guy’s pudgy flesh, clothes, his hopes and his dreams. Shy Guy has never been cut before except from organized sports teams so he won’t be prepared for the senesation of getting sliced and diced. The only pain he’s ever felt that could even come close to Mack’s knives is the pain of his own failure and even that is about as pale by comparison as his face is. Shy Guy is a reject from the Heaven’s Gate Cult and the only reason he’s even in this fight with Mack is because it’s sure suicide. Shy guy’s cult loses to Kool Aid. Shy guy loses to vegetables. VEGETABLES! That proves he doesn’t even have a mom because mother’s make you eat your vegetables and if she had he’d be dead. There’s no way Mack is losing to this motherless S.O.B. that gets counterpicked by Terry Schiavo.