En route to the big day! Let’s see who has what it takes to reach the prestigious BP finale.
Location: Death Star (Star Wars)
TODAY’S MATCH
-Conquest Division Champion-
Shy Guy (Mario series) from Sinistar71
VS.
-Death Division Champion-
Mack the Knife (Captain Commando) from Black Jesus
In: Faceless Desires
Time to get serious! BEHOLD THE MIGHTY HAND!
Mack The Knife
…And back to Turkey coma. 
Shy Guy
Mack
shy guy
Hmmmm.
Can’t decide what to do here. I think I’ll vote for Mack, but not the Mummy. BJ having two chars in the finals is just absurd.
My vote =
-Death Division Champion-
Mack the Knife (Captain Commando) from Black Jesus
-Death Division Champion-
Mack the Knife (Captain Commando) from Black Jesus
edit; Muff I’m probably gonna do the same.
Mack The Knife vs Shy Guy
yeah I’m still on travel so I won’t be on much.
Let’s compare the two contestants, shall we?
Gear
Mack: Anti-gravity Boots
Shy Guy: Cult snuggie
Edge: Mack The Knife
Friends
Mack: Ninja
Shy Guy: Bird Tranny
Edge: Mack The Knife
Weakness
Mack: Not a god-damned thing
Shy Guy: Vegetables
Edge: Mack The Knife
Alter Ego
Mack: Murdering Gangster
Shy Guy: Son Them All
Edge: Mack The Knife
Hobbies
Mack: Knocking Sentinel out of the air
Shy Guy: Letting fat plumbers do their Sentinel impression all over his dome piece.
Edge: Mack The Knife
It’s not even a contest. Mack’s knives disintegrate anything they touch including Shy Guy’s pudgy flesh, clothes, his hopes and his dreams. Shy Guy has never been cut before except from organized sports teams so he won’t be prepared for the senesation of getting sliced and diced. The only pain he’s ever felt that could even come close to Mack’s knives is the pain of his own failure and even that is about as pale by comparison as his face is. Shy Guy is a reject from the Heaven’s Gate Cult and the only reason he’s even in this fight with Mack is because it’s sure suicide. Shy guy’s cult loses to Kool Aid. Shy guy loses to vegetables. VEGETABLES! That proves he doesn’t even have a mom because mother’s make you eat your vegetables and if she had he’d be dead. There’s no way Mack is losing to this motherless S.O.B. that gets counterpicked by Terry Schiavo.
Vote=Mack The Knife
Shy Guy
mack
Mack.
Even the av cheers. “MACK! MACK!”
Using KoS-MoS’s Gate ability and Spot’s Surf Up ability to assist Shy guy.
Mack The Knife
Mack
Mack
Shy guy
Shy Guy.
i’ve been voting for mack this whole time just cause his name sounds so awesome
but now… its bout shyguy
-Death Division Champion-
Mack the Knife (Captain Commando) from Black Jesus
