SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 2. Chaos ensues. WHICH ONE WILL SURVIVE?

[Black_Jesus]

I can think of THREE

You can think of three? it’s too bad you can’t count to three. As we’ve already covered, the mummy was only in two of the films. None of us are saying anything about the Scorpion King because he wasn’t in that shit either. Don’t be mad because your movie was so shitty it didn’t even get a sequel.

[NeoChaosX]

Brock
Mummy
Starman
Donald

[angelpalm]

Anyways, at his base Imhotep is this guy who himself was a priest. But he wasn’t strong enough to resist the pussy. He was caught cheating on the Pharohs number one bitch and got his ass cursed. What was his main goal after coming back from the dead?

To still get himself in the graces of the Pharohs sloppy seconds. That was it, he spent a whole movie trying to resurrect her stanking ass. I don’t know about you guys but 2000 years is way beyond the expiration date for pussy. Hell and them bitches back then didn’t even have the proper hygiene we have today so you know his ass was into the old moldy jungle bush.

[BullDancer]

Brock Lesnar…

He’s simply cooler… Cyclops is a bitch ass nigga… F-5 and dropkicks downstairs ALL DAY!

Mummy

Starman

Object that can move and sentient vs. a sword… obviously the fucking starman…

Iron Mike

He will fuck that ass up… but he did get beat up by a midget tho(Little Mac)… so Mike losing to a duck might not be so far off… oh well he gets my vote… he eats asses(or so I was told)

[Black_Jesus]

Anyways, at his base Imhotep

See? Even you acknowledge his name. Does your cleric have a name? Does he? Even bologna has a first name, nigga. Weak. :tdown:

[Paolochun]

“Quote Originally Posted by angelpalm View Post
In all seriousness though, The Mummy is a shitty movie, no offense”

Only the Jet Li one. I thought the ones with Imhotep in them were passable.

[KMD]

See? Even you acknowledge his name. Does your cleric have a name? Does he? Even bologna has a first name, nigga. Weak. :tdown:

Shit too funny…must…stay true…to Dungeons and Dragons…

I always thought Cleric was his name, or at least a nom de guerre like The Artist, or Warrior Warrior.

[angelpalm]

Now onto the Cleric

The Cleric is one of the most long standing playable character classes in many role-playing games. This role is also one of the most expansive and potentially powerful characters usable, depending on the edition of the game that one is playing.

Typical attributes of the Cleric have one well-skilled in both combat and the use of divine magic. They can also be quite powerful healing agents, due to the large number of healing magic which is available to them. Some version of the Cleric even have power over the dead, having the ability to either manipulate or repel the presence of the un-dead in the game. Owing to this, most campaigns are very well suited with having a Cleric in their presence.

Initially, Clerics were used almost as a combination of a soldier and a wizard, giving them both skills in combat as well as spell-casting power, although not that of a magician.

How many times have we all found ourselves in need of that healer in our party to save our asses at the last minute?

The Cleric is the EPITOME of that awesome team binding glue that keeps you alive and keeps you all working together. From their ability to take damage, to their power to heal they always have exactly what you need to survive almost any encounter. When was the last time you needed to do damage but couldn’t do shit until your good pal the Cleric came in and blessed your sword with the spirit of all that is kick ass? Or maybe you found yourself needing the get hyped up, who was their to rally you and raise your moral? He gave you the pair of balls you wish you were born with and didn’t even ask for a thank you.

Having the Cleric is what really enable any team based games of the past and present to funtion cohesively. They even have medics now that are pretty much the updated concept of the cleric in a game that you would think is completely unrelated.

[Warpticon]

It’s funny how pretty much everybody who said “coin flip” on starman vs soul calibur ended up going with starman. But it’s no surprise, considering Starman is down with coins since they hang out in the bricks together.

[KMD]

Now onto the Cleric

How many times have we all found ourselves in need of that healer in our party to save our asses at the last minute?

The Cleric is the EPITOME of that awesome team binding glue that keeps you alive and keeps you all working together. From their ability to take damage, to their power to heal they always have exactly what you need to survive almost any encounter. When was the last time you needed to do damage but couldn’t do shit until your good pal the Cleric came in and blessed your sword with the spirit of all that is kick ass? Or maybe you found yourself needing the get hyped up, who was their to rally you and raise your moral? He gave you the pair of balls you wish you were born with and didn’t even ask for a thank you.

Having the Cleric is what really enable any team based games of the past and present to funtion cohesively. They even have medics now that are pretty much the updated concept of the cleric in a game that you would think is completely unrelated.

And if you’re too much of a pussy to do it yourself, the Cleric can just bogart that shit like his first name was Humphery.

Also, break all current stocks for Donald.

[Black_Jesus]

Now onto the Cleric

How many times have we all found ourselves in need of that healer in our party to save our asses at the last minute?

The Cleric is the EPITOME of that awesome team binding glue that keeps you alive and keeps you all working together. From their ability to take damage, to their power to heal they always have exactly what you need to survive almost any encounter. When was the last time you needed to do damage but couldn’t do shit until your good pal the Cleric came in and blessed your sword with the spirit of all that is kick ass? Or maybe you found yourself needing the get hyped up, who was their to rally you and raise your moral? He gave you the pair of balls you wish you were born with and didn’t even ask for a thank you.

Having the Cleric is what really enable any team based games of the past and present to funtion cohesively. They even have medics now that are pretty much the updated concept of the cleric in a game that you would think is completely unrelated.

He’s not down with team “It’s A Wrap.” Clearly, the cleric plays for the other team.

[angelpalm]

See? Even you acknowledge his name. Does your cleric have a name? Does he? Even bologna has a first name, nigga. Weak. :tdown:

I acknowledge that he is a pussy whipped bitch that needs to get a life.

The Cleric has hoes on his rod all day son.

They don’t know his name, and he doesn’t need to know theirs. Tell your boy Ihop to get on his grind with his cheap 1 ply using ass.

[KMD]

The Cleric has hoes on his Rod of Lordly Might all day son.

Get it straight son.

[Black_Jesus]

I acknowledge that he is a pussy whipped bitch that needs to get a life.

The Cleric has hoes on his rod all day son.

They don’t know his name, and he doesn’t need to know theirs. Tell your boy Ihop to get on his grind with his cheap 1 ply using ass.

All I see in those videos you posted is the cleric puttin his rod on a whole lot of dudes. Sure, there are trolls and shit that get the rod from him, but not a single vagina. Not one.

[angelpalm]

Come on, the Charmin bear would own this fool.

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Ihop runs around all day smelling like salmon flavored shit. But it’s okay since he spends most of that day playing in kitty litter with the only pussy he will ever see.

[Lantis]

You can think of three? it’s too bad you can’t count to three. As we’ve already covered, the mummy was only in two of the films. None of us are saying anything about the Scorpion King because he wasn’t in that shit either. Don’t be mad because your movie was so shitty it didn’t even get a sequel.

You sure about that?

[angelpalm]

Bleh, I feel like I came into this thing way to late, looks like anyone the is going to vote already did so. How much time I got Lantis?

Fucking be out 12 hours really hurt me. Even the Cleric can’t heal my wounded pride at this point. If only his faithful allies would see him thru to the next round.

[Ephidel]

most of the matches have already been determined, I just wanna see the score to see how much I got whipped by

[Black_Jesus]

They don’t know his name, and he doesn’t need to know theirs.

I can agree with that.

most of the matches have already been determined, I just wanna see the score to see how much I got whipped by

Giving up?

[AkumaTX]

Brock
Cleric
Starman
Donald