The mummy prevents A.I.D.S. by encouraging you to wrap your shit up. The cleric tries to cure A.I.D.S. by laying his hands on your dick. don’t fall for the trap.
Wow, who’d of thought that the Cleric vs. Mummy would be the hardest to judge out of all the matches today.
I’ll wait for more prop before making up my mind.
Brock: Because it’s FUCKING BROCKTOBER!.
Cleric: Because Mummies are emos.
Starman: His theme is just too [media=youtube]NRyc5cmBzUs"[/media]
Mike Tyson: I find him more threatening than a duck.
Brock (He has no neck.)
Cleric (Turn Undead. Free win)
Starman (Coin flip)
Donald Duck (His orange juice is delicious.)
Even the cleric’s biggest supporter realizes that’s not true. Your non-reading ways will ensure your comeuppance.
Orly, cleric? From over here on American soil, it looks like the cleric IS the terrorist. Americans don’t support terrorists. Vote Mummy!
No reason to vote for Cyclops over Brock except that people dont like wrestling or MMA.
Terrible reasoning.
Or that cyke can shoot fucking optic blasts out of his eyes and has sniper aim, and all of brock’s attacks rely on being within punching range.
…seriously.
I don’t really care for Brock all that much, but I can recognize the dude as a beast. Cyclops is just an emo homo who shoots warm water from his eyes.
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Lol, look at my opponent using below level tactics. Notice he said “IF” I mean what? Last I checked this was metro city, not a fucking ring. What does he mean by “IF” anyway? Of course Cyke will be optic blasting away lol, and it will be advantageous.
Prop time
Let us examine Brock Lesnar, shall we? Here we a have a list of all the moves Brock Lesnar is capable of during his days with the WWE, though he may be capable of some other wrestling maneuvers these are some of his B&B
Sig Moves
Backbreaker
Triple Powerbomb (Sometimes Double if Fatigued)
Knee lift to the midsection
Suplex Variations
Overhead Belly to Belly
Multiple Turnbuckle Thrust
Running Shoulderbreaker
Spinebuster
Snap Scoop Slam
Finisher Moves
F5
Shooting Star Press
Are these really the moves that are gonna down the leader of the X-Men? This isn?t a ring, there are no turnbuckles and shit under the mat. I won?t go as far to say that wrestling is fake, but some lines are obviously scripted. Cyclops has demonstrated fast judgement, has been in battles with some of the toughest mutants out there, to be put in the same sentence as Lesnar is embarrsing. He?s not gonna ?lie there? while Lesnar attempts his moves. Moves that even he can mess up on
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Optic Blast at a distance is really the key that Cyke can and will exploit. Even at close range, and somehow Lesnar gets a hold of Cyke, he must beware of Optic energy. Moves like the F5 and Powerbomb require setup, and remember all Cyke has to really do is LOOK at Lesnar to severally damage him. People talk about optic blast and what it can do, Cyclops is IMMUNE to the move, well its force anyway. It is known that at full strength he can clear dozens and dozens of mountains or hell even knock thor?s hammer outta his arm. Optic Blast are so powerful that even Cyclops himself has trouble controlling the energy without personal aid (visor, lens shades, etc.). I wild Cyclops is something I don?t think Lesnar would want to be around, he can potentially destroy everything around him in a matter of seconds. People talk about Lesnars speed and such, Cyclops has been able to hit some of the fastest mutants like Quicksilver with optic energy.
If the matter of optic energy is out of the question, then lets talk about Cyclops combat skills hand to hand. People regard Cyclops a poor fighter at best without his optic blast right? WRONG. Take a load off.
From Wiki
Master Martial Artist: Cyclops also has extensive training in martial arts and unarmed combat, holding black belts in judo and aikido. His level of skill is sufficient to defeat six normal men with his eyes closed and he has in the past held his own against such dangerous opponents as Wolverine and Ghost Rider.[volume & issue needed]
I will ALWAYS take judo and black belt shit over some wrestling gimmicks. Cyclops simply outclasses Lesnar quite completely. Before he left WWE he fought Goldberg in one of the worse over hyped matches I?ve ever seen [media=youtube]uiRSzvRxR0o[/media]
I?ve personally seen enough! Way to leave your stamp on a franchise that was going to build around you the next couple of years. Not that it matters anyway, Cyke really should not lose to this mere human who could be blasted away in a matter of seconds.
Brock Lesnar
Cleric
Soul Calibur
Mike Tyson
Could I say the same thing if people hated X-Men or its variants? Plz, get real here. He even fathoms the questioning of voters as an execuse to get more votes. Really, one hit from optic blast and it’s over. There’s your “reasoning”
Vooootes.
Lesnar vs Cyclops: Cyclops. Both sides present decent prop, but I think Cyke would have the edge because of his long range capabilities.
The Mummy vs Cleric: The Mummy.
Starman vs Soul Calibur: Starman.
Donald vs Tyson: Donald. I’m a bit surprised there isn’t much votes for him, compared to other cartoon characters like Daffy from last year.
You don’t even know when they happened?
Some prop.
Brock straight don’t give a fuck if you shoot shit out of your eyes or if youre one legged. If you are in his way he will fuck you up.
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Brock
Cleric
Starman
Mike Tyson
I dont really care who you are, if you see Brock Lesnar charging full speed at you, you WILL shit your pants.
Shoot the shit outta your eyes? Is that really a good idea against Cyke? Even on one leg Cyke is still effective with Optic Energy, if you’re gonna try at least try hard son.
When has an Optic Blast ever actually done anything to an opponent? It is always the same, might knock someone over, but they just stand up and its business as usual again, except now their clothes are slightly damp and a little warmer. The only thing an Optic Blast has ever destroyed was a Sentinel in the animated series, and just kicking those things, throwing cards at them, or making sparklers in their faces has been proven to make them explode.
:lol: This is a good point. The only person his optic blasts have ever actually hurt is Sinister.
So-
Things that Optic Blast is effective against:
- Papier-Mache Robots
- Transvestite Bondage Clowns made of Silly Putty
I’d say 300 lbs of muscle and hate are a little bit more imposing than these.
The strength of optic blast is predetermined by Cyke himself. Even a fraction of his power is enough to push Lesnar back, at full power I wouldn’t wanna see the results! It would send Lesnar skyrocketing.
It has always been known that long range shit serve advantages over close range combat. And I’ve already pointed out the Cyke can fight well without the use of optic blast. The TAS version does a so-so job displaying this.