CONQUEST DIVISION
-Disturbed Individual-
Jack (Mass Effect 2) from orochizoolander
WAR DIVISION
-The Immortal-
The Kurgan (Highlander series) from EvilSamurai
FAMINE DIVISION
-Helpful Bot Assisstant-
Claptrap (Borderlands) from Stuart Hayden
DEATH DIVISION
-Kinky Kidnapper-
Damnd (Final Fight) from #8 with Hate
jack
rodin
itachi
mack
shion
kurgan
rodin
mack
jack
Kurgan
Rodin
Mack
First I break all my stocks
Then I cast my ballot
Jack (coinflip. hate both characters)
The Kurgan
Claptrap
Mack the Knife
Votes:
Shion (She’ll suck the sleeves off your dick = gdlk)
Kurgan (Itachi had Ninja AIDS. Fuck that guy)
Claptrap (I don’t really care.)
Mack (Return of the Mack baby)
dont break stocks , convert to sp after match plz
break em if I got em.
Break all stocks and I use Rodin’s Leader Move:
Name: Celestial Wrath
Description: A good prayer always works! Rodin calls upon a meteor shower over the opponent, constantly bombarding them with fiery rocks. To top it all off, Rodin finishes the job with one huge meteor. Armageddon indeed!
Effect: Hits the opponent for 5 votes of damage.
Shion’s like, the worst character ever in anything. People voting for her obviously never actually played (“played” being an operative term in you really watch it and hit buttons every once in a while) Xenosaga.
Seriously, you could say it’s a retarded gorilla in a wheelchair and it would still be better than Shion. 
So yeah, Shion’s a bad. Carry on.
People bustin out skills like they’re free. lol
Well I’m not trying to lose this match to some stupid ass robot with a name synonymous with chlamydia. Today I think people are voting for Claptrap purely because he has a bit of popularity. This is BP so in an actual battle, Claptrap would get slaughtered.
Rodin uses Celestial Wrath again. He’s my last character and there’s no other way to combat this bullshit.
Mind if I borrow some of that salt?
Fuuuuu…comin’ in late as hell. Didn’t even realize Damnd’s fight was today :wasted:
So…Mack. This dude here? No but seriously, Mack’s got nothing on Damnd. Damnd is like Pablo Escobar Jr., with all the drugs he’s pushed and all the times he’s been incarcerated. Mack would be no more of a threat to him than any of Damnd’s own henchmen who come bouncing outta the woodwork whenever he whistles.
Yo, you know Damnd’s thugs really can come outta nowhere? He could be getting some head from Jessica in a porta-john in some alley, hear Mack’s G-Forces stomping through the trash whilst trying to creep up, and just do his trademark whistle. Mack would have trannies, Mick Jagger lookin’ dudes, skate punks, dynamite-hurling native americans and Haggar knows what else raining down on his ass so hard and fast from rooftops and windows, his only option would be to helicopter his ass outta there like Arnold. [media=youtube]MN8YJjXDfkA&feature=related"[/media]
Not to mention, Damnd is a big ass dude. Even IF Mack managed to make it through all his thugs, Mack’s still a scrawny ass mummy. Damnd is pushing at least 350-400 lbs, is like 7 ft. tall, and has that Rastafarian type swag goin’ on. Mack would just get balled up into a damn medicine ball son! Plus, his drop kick is on some Ric Flair shit and has STUPID range. Remember how many quarters you lost to that fuckin’ drop kick as a kid? That shit is fast too, it’s like he’s flying in on a nonexistent zip line. Mack’s knives won’t do him much good either, Damnd would just deflect those shits with his lumberjack style boots.
Just look at this GIF. That’s classic Capcom right there man. Who the fuck else has ever had that kinda animation for their laugh? The top of the man’s skull dips lower than his shoulders for chrissakes. Speaking of his laugh, you know you remember [media=youtube]JLGquPLLHpk#t=1m5s"[/media] in the arcades as a kid.
Shit…where do you think Lil Jon stole his swag from? Damnd is Lil’ John! Prove me wrong!
Show some respect for Final Fight…vote Damnd. :smokin:
votes:
Jack
Kurgan
Claptrap
Damnd
u mad?
Revenge is a dish best served in later rounds. You don’t have to piss away your chance of winning in other matches if you can close it up with one skill, either. If you aren’t going to win, you aren’t going to win: might as well make yourself useful to somebody else.
If you go three and out and don’t have the SP to be an asshole with a rocket launcher, you’re worse than useless.
Yep. You’ve gotta pull what that dude did with Raoh’s assist in the Mewtwo vs. Hulk match.
I like how I came in so late that the little bit of prop I wrote will do nothing to keep Damnd from getting slaughtered. :wasted:
GGs Adam. I would’ve put up more of a fight had I been here sooner you sly bastard. :lol:
Shion (*): 23
(Rooks4, Sano, jae hoon, Las Vegas Pimp, Strike_Prime, Sinistar71, SRKev, supreme jd, AkumaTX, m121akuma, Tuna Fish Riot, Fudd, AQUA-PURA, ReXXXSoprano, Pyreen, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Spell Ray x 3, Windlord0, KMD)
VS.
Jack (*****): 28
(4neqs, Valaris, RockBogart, str[e]ak, Stuart Hayden, odin, Muff Daddy, IbanezNinja, Amazing Funbags, Diek Stiekem, sonicspear64, Boel, I Am Lothar, Fir, Muhammed Abdul, PuFF, Terrastorm, ShinAkumax, Jaldaboath, Cryoh, Luc ?vote added by Multicore Implants-, Sharktongue ?vote added by Multicore Implants-, Black Jesus ?vote added by Multicore Implants-, EvilSamurai, #8 with Hate)
Have fun in hell!
Itachi: 16
(Rooks4, Sano, Las Vegas Pimp, Amazing Funbags, Strike_Prime, supreme jd, AkumaTX, sonicspear64, Tuna Fish Riot, AQUA-PURA, ShinAkumax, Cryoh, ReXXXSoprano, Sharktongue, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-)
VS.
Kurgan: 33
(4neqs, Valaris, RockBogart, jae hoon, Stuart Hayden, odin, Muff Daddy, IbanezNinja, Sinistar71, SRKev, Diek Stiekem, m121akuma, Boel, I Am Lothar, Fir, Fudd, Muhammed Abdul, PuFF, Terrastorm, Jaldaboath, Pyreen, Luc, Windlord0, Black Jesus, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, EvilSamurai, KMD, #8 with Hate)
There can only be one…
Claptrap (*): 35
(Rooks4, 4neqs, Valaris, RockBogart, jae hoon, str[e]ak, Stuart Hayden, odin, Muff Daddy, IbanezNinja, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Amazing Funbags, Strike_Prime, Sinistar71, SRKev, Diek Stiekem, m121akuma, Boel, Tuna Fish Riot, Fir, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Muhammed Abdul, PuFF, AQUA-PURA, -miracle stock break-, Terrastorm, Jaldaboath, Cryoh, Luc, EvilSamurai, KMD, -miracle stock break-, #8 with Hate)
VS.
Rodin (**): 25
(Sano, Las Vegas Pimp, supreme jd, AkumaTX, sonicspear64, I Am Lothar, Fudd, ShinAkumax, ReXXXSoprano, Pyreen, Sharktongue, Windlord0, Black Jesus, -miracle stock break-, -miracle stock break-, Celestial Wrath x 5, Celestial Wrath x 5)
A priest that got molested
Damnd (): 6
(Boel, Fir, Fudd, ReXXXSoprano, Luc, #8 with Hate)
VS.
Mack (******): 36
(Rooks4, 4neqs, Sano, Valaris, RockBogart, jae hoon, str[e]ak, Stuart Hayden, odin, Muff Daddy, IbanezNinja, Las Vegas Pimp, Amazing Funbags, Strike_Prime, Sinistar71, SRKev, supreme jd, AkumaTX, Diek Stiekem, m121akuma, sonicspear64, Tuna Fish Riot, I Am Lothar, Muhammed Abdul, PuFF, AQUA-PURA, Terrastorm, ShinAkumax, Jaldaboath, Cryoh, Pyreen, Sharktongue, Windlord0, Black Jesus, EvilSamurai, KMD)
Slice, dice…and die
Well that was fun.
This ninja still loses by ten too. Profound…saltiness.
