Now, a lot of you may not know about Mack the Knife. He slips in and out of the shadows keeping a low profile. Those of you who do know about the magnificent Mack, have probably been wondering, “Where has our hero been?” Rest assured. [media=youtube]uB1D9wWxd2w"[/media]
“Who is Mack The Knife?” you ask? I’ll let Loius Armstrong tell you in his words. That’s right. Mack The Knife has his own theme song.
*[Oh, the shark, has, pretty teeth, dear…and he shows them, pearly white
Just a jackknife, has MacHeath, yeah…and he keeps it, out of sight
When the shark bites, with his teeth, dear…scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears MacHeath, yeah…so there’s not a trace, hmmmm of red
On the sidewalk…Sunday morning, …lies a body oozin’ life
Someone’s sneakin’ 'round the corner…is the someone, Mack the Knife?
From a tugboat… by the river… a cement bag’s, droopin’ down
Yeah, the cement’s just for the weight, dear…bet you Mack, he’s back in town
Looky here Louie Miller, disappeared dear…after drawing, out his cash
And MacHeath spends, like a sailor…did our boy do, somethin’ rash?
Sukey Tawdry, Jenny Diver…Lotte Lenya, Sweet Lucy Brown
Oh, the line forms on the right, dears…now that Macky’s back in town](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgYgl4OodeY)*
Mack the Knife is the quintessential murdering, pillaging, raping, pimp of all pimps who made it cool to be bad before MJ. Not only does he have his own theme song, he also has his own movie. When was the last time you saw anything involving Damned except boring ass emo posts?
“B-b-b-but Black Jesus,” you ask. “Who was the magnificent actor that played Mack the Knife? No mere mortal could possibly portray such a gallant gangsta on film!” And you would be right. Here’s a hint: for him, it was Tuesday. Mack the Knife has teh Psycho Powaaaaaa!!! And in this movie Damnd plays the role of Chun Li’s dad.
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