SRK Battle Poll Round 1 Day 10. Challenge to Ultimate Battle! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

[Black_Jesus]

I would gladly vote for Mack the Knife if BJ could find it in his heart to stop being such a fucking hater. Common my nigga, I was helping out my boy Ibanez, what don’t you understand about that. Why you gotta call the Angel a cheerleader and shit, you know Angels have feelings too!!!

I mean shit, I really don’t wanna vote for a guy that takes up half a page in the lounge thread because he feels like he has to quote and reply to EVERYONE in a single post. Thats my boy and all but that shit is real fucking annoying. A simple apology from you could make everything better. It doesn’t even gotta be sincere homie. No Homo.

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[SRKev]

Shion Uzuki
Kurgan
Claptrap
Mack the Knife

[supreme_jd]

Shion
Itachi
Rodin
Mack

[AkumaTX]

Shion
Itachi
Rodin
Mack

[angelpalm]

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No but for reals, this other dude don’t even have a single vote. You could possibly get a perfect this round which could add a lot to your street cred…cost free…

[Diek_Stiekem]

Jack - dunno both, coin flip
Kurgan - sponser showed up
Claptrap - Even though I dislike him (and Rodin more), Stuart is reppin him, can’t deny that.
Mack the Knife - The fact that Mr. X (from Marvel fame) sung this song during his debut, while snipering a random person to death is enough, but BJ is certainly bringing the prop-fu

[m121akuma]

Shion
Kurgan-I was already leaning towards him since Itachi went out like a bitch. Hating on Queen sealed the deal. Not a smart political decision on the sponsor’s part.
Claptrap-He’s a foulmouthed, cute mascot. I’ve always loved that kind of dissonance.
Mack the Knife-Name says it all.

[Black_Jesus]

No but for reals, this other dude don’t even have a single vote. You could possibly get a perfect this round which could add a lot to your street cred…cost free…

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[sonicspear64]

**So who is Rodin exactly? An arms dealer in Bayonetta? I’d have to say that is a pretty smart business man. Selling weapons to a woman. We all know she’d have no clue how to use them so he must be making a pretty penny. That’s all we can really say about Rodin. **

Not only this but they resurrected SEVERAL Bosses you came across in Pandora and made them their servants.
Dr. Ned (totally not doctor Zed from the other story)
General Knoxx
Commander Steele
And Undead Dr. Zed. Could you handle a fucking ROBOTIC ZOMBIE? No? Thought so. **Rodin wouldn’t be able to either. **

So what can Rodin who only sells guns (which he probably doesn’t even know how to use) do against this badass Robot? The answer is nothing. Claptrap would just kill him and rebuild him as another servant.

I would appreciate it if you actually did some research instead of posting some general stuff you’ve read in a Bayonetta thread or some generic review. If you have played Bayonetta, then I suggest you play it longer cause you have no idea who Rodin is.

Ok now starting off with the introduction, Rodin is a former being of the light (an angel) who was cast away from Paradiso (Heaven) and became an arms dealer beings in Pugatorio (Purgatory) and Inferno (Hell). When he was an angel, he was one of the most powerful (way more powerful than one of the endgame bosses, Father Balder).

“But that was then, this is now!” you say? Yes that’s true, but Rodin can get his powers back pretty easily. Whenever he collects enough halos from Bayonetta buying his shit (which he has no problem doing according to SH), [media=youtube]iqHqsasKTIg&t=0m54s"]he can transform back into his former self. The Infinite One - Father Rodin has more than enough to take on Claptrap (which is singular by the way, but if it was every Claptrap in existence, that wouldn’t help the odds for Claptrap much). He has attacks like floating orbs that trap you like Thanos does with force fields, rocket punches, and a [URL=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHqsasKTIg&t=4m26s”[/media]

When Bayonetta defeats him, [media=youtube]iqHqsasKTIg&t=3m01s"[/media]. When Rodin defeats her, she dies…

And to top it off, Rodin can break the fourth wall for free! When Bayonetta buys stuff from his shop, he sometimes says “What’re ya buyin? Heh… heard that in a game once.” This nigga played Resident Evil 4 and he probably played Borderlands too. **He’s a character who plays games! **

Now you know all about the right choice. Vote Rodin! :tup:

Votes:

Jack
Itachi
Rodin
Mack the Knife

[angelpalm]

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They say if the shoe fits and you my friend, have been cutting off toes Cinderella style

[Boel]

voteboat, somehow actually doing things later and I oh so hate it when I forget

Jack - loljack
Kurgan - gave connors wife the dick, she never told him cuz it was JUST TOO GOOD
ClapTrap - he lets me hold more guns, precious precious guns
Damnd - somebodys gotta

[Muhammed_Abdul]

I don’t like queen. they have 3 songs that i dig, but other than that, no i don’t like them. I don’t like rock in general
Some i do some i don’t. But yea .

You don’t like Queen?
More reasons not to vote for your character, besides the fact that he’s from Naruto.

[Sharktongue]

Oh noes he doesn’t like queen, don’t vote for him! Whatever floats your boat. But that whole genre is not for me. don’t like any of it for the most part.

so get off my dick for not liking some stupid ass british rock band.

Vote Itachi : Where not conforming to the mass rocker fans is acceptable.

And why is rock n roll not my preferred genre of choice?

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What part of the game is that Kurgan? :shake:

and you wanna get burned out?No problem.

Fire so hot it burns up fire.

Vote Ninja.
Vote Itachi

Not someone who died to [media=youtube]lXhwv_2C6OE"[/media]

[angelpalm]

I like that Queen but you know I feel you son, niggas find a weakness, then take it and run.

If you dont understand my prop then it’s just too bad for you clown, like Lupe Fiasco I aint dumbing it dooowwwn…

[Sharktongue]

i like 3 songs by queen. It’s just the entire genre. Just ain’t for me on a whole shrug.

[Sano]

Mack The Knife has GOTTA be down with Mac Tonight! He’s been satisfying late night Double Quarter Pounder cravings for years!

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[Tuna_Fish_Riot]

Shion Uzuki (Xenosaga series) from ReXXXSoprano
Itachi Uchiha (Naruto series) from Sharktongue
Claptrap (Borderlands) from Stuart Hayden
Mack the Knife (Captain Commando) from Black Jesus

[I_Am_Lothar]

Jack. (AIG)
Kurgan. (AIG)
Rodin.
Mack. (Return of the Mack)

imo.

[Ephidel]

Jack
Kurgan
Claptrap
Damnd

[Fudd]

Votes

Uzuki
Kurgan - [media=youtube]-bOKsOveYD0"[/media] EvilSamurai brings up a good point. Any man that defeats Sean Connery in glorious, immortal combat is not a man to be trifled with. I would also say that the battleground favors The Kurgan, as it’s just such a suitable place for a mighty sword to be swinging.
Rodin
Damnd - Final Fight support, goddammit.

You have to admit that The Kurgan and Damnd both sharing a hearty, sinister laugh together in the same room would be disconcerting to anyone. I’m not entirely sure who the other two I voted for are, but one thing is certain:

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.