I imagine 3SL doesn’t like turrets much right now either lol
I’m gonna swing at the NPC again. 15 def so that’s 11.
BK now that your targets aren’t random what’re you gonna do?
Roll a dice ask the Lord for guidance.
Turretius might need some guidance soon
It’s come to my attention that Stalker Turret is a fraud and must be purged today.
(Is this the first dilemma I’ve put in this game?)
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Attack: Blindknagg
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Attack: Stalker Turret
NupoChromine - Evade
RadicalFuzz - Attack: Stalker Turret
Raij1n - Attack: Blindknagg
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Miniturret (Turn 4/5) - Attack: chadouken!
Miniturret (Turn 3/5) - Attack: chadouken!
Miniturret (Turn 2/5) - Attack: NupoChromine
Miniturret (Turn 1/5) - Attack: NupoChromine
Results
Blindknagg dies.
Blindknagg’s Ability:
11-Mr. Zurkon: Mr. Zurkon fires at the target you Attack, giving your attacks a 1.5x multiplier.
chadouken! dies.
chadouken!'s Ability:
13-GrummelNet: Any Player that Attacks you gives you 1 Gold Bolt (if they have any).
3rdSTRikeLOVE’s Hunter Mine Launcher gets 20XP for killing Blindknagg.
3rdSTRikeLOVE’s Hunter Mine Launcher upgrades to the Stalker Mine Launcher.
chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker gets 6XP for killing the Stalker Turret.
Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.
Only 5 contestants remain! The Harbinger is now scavengable.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Stalker Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+10 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}, Database
Blindknagg: Phase 16
chadouken!: Phase 16
DarkGeneral: Phase 13
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Phase 10
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Phase 10
NupoChromine: Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Leviathan Flail (+11 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def, +1 atk}
Raij1n: Vulcan Cannon (+7 atk/+7 def) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def}
Reiraku: Phase 10
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
-Missing Person’s Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
-RadicalFuzz’s Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
-‘Pick scissors you fucking scrub -Cyntalan’ Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
-Blindknagg’s Quasar Turret Launcher (+9 atk/+3 def) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def, +5 atk}
-chadouken!'s Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+12 def/39XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +4 def, +4 def}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC’s as they choose.
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Vindicator Tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH8SQBxdh88
Eviscerator (1 atk/1 def/15XP): Attack will instantly kill one Player, regardless of defence. On death, one random attacker’s weapons and items are destroyed and one random attacker gains Claw (Item, 1 use, kills any Player or NPC). The random attacker selected for each can be the same Player (i.e. lose all items AND gain Claw). All attackers on same turn as death get -2 to 7 Gold Bolts. Surviving Players become Vindicators (armour becomes +4 def, Players worth 25XP)
Actions due in 24 hours.
I FUCKING KNEW ITTTT
So if only one person attacks the eviscerator, they’re guaranteed to lose everything and gain claw?
Yep!
Also edited the post to clarify that the Player’s weapons and items are destroyed (not dropped).
So how are we doing this, exactly?
Well, it has to die this turn. I’d say we all attack it and roll the dice on who gets fucked.
I’m always down for a little Russian Roulette
~Turretius~
Seems fitting
I’ve already locked in on the attack. Join me in RNG! (If I get the claw I’m using it on whoever didn’t attack this NPC, by the way)
Tagging you again, due to no response yet.
Just clarifying again that I cannot submit any action beyond scavenge so I will not be attacking it.
Yeah, I know that.
??? what’s this got to do with me?
Who am I attacking?
Eviscerator 1-shots people, two effects from the pool of players who attack her occur.
-Someone’s items break
-Someone gets an item that kills someone
Our suggestion is that everyone capable, meaning Synonym excluded, attack the Eviscerator.
Did you just assume their gender?
Lynch: RainbowFuzz