Everyone has a murder boner for me apparently.
oh great Turretius…bestow upon your prodigal son the ability to smite the infidels!
P.S. oh great @Synonym…also bestow upon me some stuff!
@jasonC…lol
Someone undo Rei’s evade 
Why do you hate me? 
Updated yesterday’s actions list with DG’s action.
I will not be accepting any more actions to ArenaGM. All actions must go to AlphaCommando.
(Holy shit everyone submitted an action today!)
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Defend
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
DarkGeneral - Attack: orochizoolander
ForgeDigger - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Hecatom - Attack: ForgeDigger
Missing Person - Attack: Synonym/orochizoolander
NupoChromine - Attack: orochizoolander
orochizoolander - Attack: Shellshock
RadicalFuzz - Pray: Jesus
Raij1n - Scavenge: Merc
Reiraku - Attack: Missing Person
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: Attack: DarkGeneral
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: Shellshock
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: NupoChromine
Raptor Shot A - Attack: Hecatom
Raptor Shot B - Attack: Reiraku
Shellshock - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE, Synonym
Results
orochizoolander dies.
orochizoolander’s Ability:
25-Deadeye: You can Attack any Player, even if their action that turn is Evade. Your Attacks also ignore shields.
ForgeDigger dies.
ForgeDigger’s Ability:
3-Decoy Glove: At the cost of 3 Gold Bolts, you may replace any Scavengable weapon with a decoy. If a Player scavenges this decoy and attempts to Attack with it, the Attack will be nullified and the Player will permanently lose -1/-1 to their armour (can go into negatives).
DarkGeneral’s Hunter Mine Launcher gets 10XP for killing orochizoolander.
NupoChromine’s Scorpion Flail gets 10XP for killing orochizoolander.
Hecatom’s Versa-Wrench Multicore gets 10XP for killing ForgeDigger.
Blindknagg’s defence is halved next turn.
chadouken! gets 3 Gold Bolts.
Synonym gets 0 Gold Bolts.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+5 def/10XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/10XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+5 atk/4 def/20XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
Raij1n: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/18XP)
Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Merc (Raij1n) - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/15XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Avenger Tournament
Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)
Actions due in 24 hours.
Lol MP you were in the LL with me, surely you realised that I was the immortal one.
And 3SL, tried to give you the arbiter but apparently I can’t take any action other than scavenge.
Hi
Hi there. How are you?
So, is anyone trying to attack that Shellshock, or are we all still going to kill each other? I really don’t know what to do this round.
I’ve been wanting to kill that motherfucker. Then the first wave of fuckery occurred and now I have trust issues
(Everyone actually submitted an action today, unlike phony yesterday where RadicalFuzz got kidnapped by Jesus.)
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Evade
DarkGeneral - Attack: Hecatom
Hecatom - Attack: Missing Person
Missing Person - Attack: Hecatom/Hecatom
NupoChromine - Attack: Hecatom
RadicalFuzz - Defend
Raij1n - Attack: Reiraku
Reiraku - Defend
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: NupoChromine
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: Raij1n
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: Raij1n
Raptor Shot A - Attack: Merc
Raptor Shot B - Attack: Reiraku
Shellshock - Attack: DarkGeneral, Hecatom, Reiraku
Results
Hecatom dies.
Hecatom’s Ability:
6-Collared Bolts: Deadlocked to Reiraku. You share your bolts and bolt purchases with them and they share theirs with you. If one of you is killed, both of you die. If both of you are the final two players alive, you both win.
Reiraku dies.
Reiraku’s Ability:
22-Collared Bolts: Deadlocked to Hecatom. You share your bolts and bolt purchases with them and they share theirs with you. If one of you is killed, both of you die. If both of you are the final two players alive, you both win.
Missing Person dies.
Missing Person’s Ability:
9-Sparx: In addition to your regular Action, you may use Immunity on any Player (including yourself). The selected Player cannot die that turn. 3 uses only.
DarkGeneral’s Hunter Mine Launcher gets 10XP for killing Hecatom.
Hecatom’s Versa-Wrench Multicore gets 10XP for killing Missing Person.
Hecatom’s Versa-Wrench Multicore upgrades to the Versa-Wrench Striker.
NupoChromine’s Scorpion Flail gets 10XP for killing Hecatom.
NupoChromine’s Scorpion Flail upgrades to the Leviathan Flail.
Raij1n’s Magma Cannon gets 10XP for killing Reiraku.
Raijin’s Magma Cannon upgrades to the Vulcan Cannon.
Merc’s Holoshield Launcher gets 3XP for blocking 3 damage.
Merc has been disabled (is rescavengable).
Synonym gets 0 Gold Bolts.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/3XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+4 def/5XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 def}
DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (+2 atk/+5 def/20XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def, +2 atk}
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Phase 9
Hecatom: Phase 10
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Phase 10
NupoChromine: Leviathan Flail (+10 atk/4 def) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Phase 9
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
Raij1n: Vulcan Cannon (+4 atk/+3 def)
Reiraku: Phase 10
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
-ForgeDigger’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
-Hecatom’s Versa-Wrench Striker (+7 atk/+11 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
-Missing Person’s Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
-Reiraku’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +3 atk, +3 def, +4 def}
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/18XP)
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Avenger Tournament
Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)
Actions due in 24 hours.
Welcome to Arena.
Can we please kill the damn turtle this round?
Hahaha. The last time that was my interest everyone started dying.
Yeah, we need to take out Shellshock and begin progressing again.
Oh wait, @AlphaCommando , I just noticed that “25% of each player getting hit” part of the Shellshock description. What does that mean? (25% chance for people not attacking the NPC? Or 25% chance for it to retaliate and hit someone who was attacking it for its 2 attack?)
And after this round you guys should probably scavenge for those two wrenches.