Chill guys.
So I’m gonna assume that berserk is not in the game
I should be dead, shouldn’t I?
Everyone starts the game with +1 armour.
Raij1n’s ability is a lie?
In light of what may or may not be related to this, you dead nigga. I may or may not have forgotten that I updated that role to include shields (not just Evades like last time).
Updating.
RIP
The first one had to do with the write-up. The rest followed a completely different pattern caused by the name of the first one.
Why can’t I ever get any gold bolts? ;( I keep wasting my turns.
It almost feels like Destiny, you keep hoping to get an specific loot just to get dissapointed.
Start praying to Turretius chad. You may receive favour.
Alpha was at some family dinner so I’m posting results.
Everyone except synonym died from aids. Synonym scavenged 200 gold bolts. Millennium Falcon hits Oz and kills him. It reveals he’s actually #19. Anyone wanting further info on player roles will need to purchase it from me.
(Had to take a laptop to a hotel, so posting this is less than ideal as it is without a write-up.)
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Y’all niggas need Jesus.
Blindknagg - Attack
chadouken! - Attack: Reiraku
DarkGeneral - Attack: orochizoolander
ForgeDigger - Attack: Reiraku
Hecatom - Attack: Nupochromine
Missing Person - Attack: Reiraku
NupoChromine - Attack: Reiraku
orochizoolander - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
RadicalFuzz - Attack: Reiraku
Raij1n - 3 people need Jesus this late in the game?
Reiraku - Evade
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Miniturret (Turn 3/3) - Attack: Missing Person
Miniturret (Turn 2/3) - Attack: Shellshock
Miniturret (Turn 1/3) - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Raptor Shot A - Attack: Raij1n
Raptor Shot B - Attack: Synonym
Shellshock - Attack: chadouken!
Results
Blindknagg’s defence is halved next turn.
orochizoolander gets 3 Gold Bolts.
Synonym gets 1 Gold Bolt.
Players
3rdSTRikeLOVE: B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+3 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}, Nanobots, Database
Blindknagg: Miniturret Launcher (+1 atk/+3 def/13XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def, +2 def}
chadouken!: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/5XP)
DarkGeneral: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+5 def/0XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 def}
DukeC: Phase 6
ForgeDigger: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0XP)
Hecatom: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
jasonC: Phase 7
Missing Person: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def)
NupoChromine: Scorpion Flail (+5 atk/4 def/10XP) {Alpha Mods: +2 atk, +4 def}
orochizoolander: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/0XP)
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Lite (+1 atk/+1 def/6XP)
Raij1n: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/18XP)
Reiraku: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+5 atk/+9 def/0XP) (+3 atk, +3 def, +4 def)
Synonym: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/0XP)
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-Fusion Rifle (1 Available)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
-Merc - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases) - Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/15XP) [Note: Holoshield launcher can be scavenged separately]
-Green - (0 atk/0 def/0 Phases)
Avenger Tournament
Shellshock (2 atk/10 def/5XP): If not killed at the end of the turn, hits all Players that attacked him with a shockwave, halving their defence next turn. All attackers on same turn as death get 2 Gold Bolts. 25% chance of each Player getting hit by attack. Surviving Players become Avengers (armour becomes +2 def, Players worth 15XP)
Actions due in 24 hours.
Someone’s a rat :^)
The upgraded Dual Vipers (Dual Raptors) have two randomised bounces.
Also, my Dropbox version of the Excel sheet (not my main PC copy) didn’t have the defence from the Dual Raptors added to MP’s Defence, so he’s still alive. Oops. Because of that, I’ve let MP see everything in the Sponsor’s Suite, so hopefully that’s enough compensation for accidentally revealing MP’s Ability early.
Just giving full disclosure.
I DIDN’T EVEN CLOSE BRACKETS ON THE ONE SENTENCE AT THE TOP.
GAME IS RUINED. NOBODY WINS.
Spoiler
As a precaution for anyone taking that last sentence seriously, the game is still on.
Rocks fall, everyone dies.
lol, oops…how am I still alive?