SRK Arena III - Finale: Au

So, I was playing some ToS and decided to alias as Black Jesus. Hilarity ensued. Not pictured: Blue Jesus.

@ForgeDigger‌ @DarkGeneral‌ I had suspected you guys were going to kill me too late. Forge had mentioned wanting to take down DG’s underlings and I wasn’t sure if you had meant me, but at the time I had thought you meant Aidebit. Then DG asked me to attask 3SL who I thought was harmless so that was shady request #1. Then Forge asked me to attack Pertho (Pertho was totally harmless) - which should have been the ding ding ding to tell me to defend, but I just flat out told her no and went with attacking 3SL which was fruitless. @RadicalFuzz‌ was probably right though, I was planning to kill him with @AKI next phase anyhow. Fuzz or DG anyway. AKI - you shoulda told me to stand down lol.

That’s probably true, actually. If Fuzz really wanted you dead, I would have obliged. Sure I might have objected if I thought I could trust you, but the end result would most likely be inevitable.

Maybe one day we’ll get to the point where we actually trust each other without malicious intent. c:

Trust is overrated

Killing the illiterate is underrated.

(I only killed Forge, because she was part of the group the benefitted from illiteracy, which is no good.)

Take a stand against illiteracy. Buy your kids a book:

“MP the Elephant Writes a Last Gasp” by Dr. Seuss.

The illiteracy wasn’t my fault.

Besides, Synonym was in the same group as me. Why didn’t you go after him?

I was also a benefactor.

When will you start paying attention to me, MP-san?

The potential for a salty lynch in GOC.

I’m sorry, your mask confused me.

Because me vouching for him is the lifeline that’s keeping MP from a salt-tastic lynch.