About a minute ago
4 Agrees
I’ll say.
Iunno, 2 phases ago was pretty hype too.
And Exodus. doesn’t seem to thinks so.
Hope someone took out them Zombie bots.
30 minutes ago, at Bious’ suite.
Bious: “The fuck? Those niggas can’t hang out at my suite.”
29 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Bious: "That’s better."
The Chief: "Fuck you."
Hecatom: "Don’t forget guys, we get to see what DarkGeneral did with all those Coins we gave him."
Combo_Knight: "Is that what we did? I just wanted to see the presenter say ‘Uncle Ruckus’."
Cyntalan: "Dude, shut up. You’re gonna make me start laughing again."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "
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The Chief: “I don’t know how you pronounced that, but it doesn’t matter. DarkGeneral had better not disappoint us.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
Dallas: "22 contestants entered. 10 contestants remain. Who will die tonight on Dreadzone?!"
Juanita: "That’s a question we all want to know the answer to, Dallas. And it looks like we’re about to find out."
Dallas: "Well let’s start off by checking off our list of contestants that aren’t dying today."
Juanita: "First of all, we’ve got DukeC and ForgeDigger behind Holoshields, with the only one paying attention to them being one of the zombies."
Dallas: "And we’ve got Missing Person and RadicalFuzz doing the dragon dance and the line dance respectively, so everyone’s gonna have trouble shooting them."
Merc: "Stop doing that, you’re not even Chinese!"
Aidebit: "Trouble? Hardly."
Juanita: "Ohhhhhhh… looks like RadicalFuzz forgot to spin his partner round and round, because he just partnered up with Aidebit’s Versa-Wrench!"
RadicalFuzz: "yOu’Re nOt mY pArTnEr!"
Aidebit: "No, but it’s gonna feel like it in a sec."
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RadicalFuzz: D:
Dallas: “Oh my god, that was gruesome. Were we even allowed to show that on holovision? Of course we are, this is Dreadzone baby! Here’s an instant replay.”
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Juanita: "It’s going to take King Arthur and all of his knights of the round table to pull that out!"
Dallas: "I don’t know how I didn’t notice until now, but RadicalFuzz sure does have a gay afro, doesn’t he?"
Juanita: "That’s his lifestyle choice and we have to respect it. Oh wait, you can’t have a lifestyle if you’re dead!"
Dallas and Juanita: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Dallas: "And it looks like DarkGeneral approves of that action, having dropped the Raptors pointed at RadicalFuzz and Vynce in order to catch RadicalFuzz’s terrible Versa-Wrench. But it looks like that’s not gonna stop him from attacking Vynce!"
DarkGeneral: "No backsies."
Vynce: B)
Juanita: "A fatal blow by DarkGeneral to Vynce using the Protocol 617V8.3 Versa-Wrench! I bet he wished he’d picked up jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher before Synonym!"
Dallas: "The dead can’t wish, Juanita. At least Synonym is putting it to good use by blocking one of ForgeDigger’s bullets. Damn she is clutching those Raptors tight. You know what’s not good at blocking bullets, Juanita? A Versa-Wrench!"
DarkGeneral: It’ll… take more than a bullet… to rid the planet of me.
Juanita: "Good to know. There’s more than a bullet crawling up behind you ready to eat your brains."
DarkGeneral: "There is no need to share my prideful name with a zombie!"
Dallas: “And with that quote from the wrong JoJo, DarkGeneral dies before the zombie reaches him, becoming our 16th victim!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
All: “FUCK.”
Juanita: "Speaking of victims, the Cult of Turretius is replacing one of their retiring turrets with a fresh one. Is their god smiling upon Exodus.?"
Exodus. "What the fuck are you talking about? I’m just trying to defend myself from these mindless drones. Also the Zombie Robots."
Skizzz: "Don’t worry. I’ll defend you from the Zombie Robots. I’ll just need your life as a down payment for my services. Your turrets shooting Aidebit and I won’t stop me from collecting your debt."
Exodus.: "Fucking defective turrets."
Dallas: "A crushing blow from Skizzz, killing Exodus. and upgrading his Scorpion Flail to the Leviathan Flail! Now let’s check in with our favourite contestants… the Zombie Robots!"
Zombie Robot: "@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"
Juanita: "Thank you for your time. Unfortunately, four of your comrades have already died. Again."
Dallas: "Reflected Dual Raptor shots, a Mini-Turret and DarkGeneral’s corpse will do that to you, Jjjjjuanita. That’s gonna stop the attack on Aidebit, as well as on Vynce’s (?) and DarkGeneral’s dead bodies. It won’t stop the attacks on DukeC and RadicalFuzz’s bloated, maggot-ridden body. For a guy who just died, he really did decay at a rapid rate, Juanita."
Juanita: "And now for the special raffle results of our Merc & Green Sex Slaves competition!"
Merc: "WHAT?"
Green: "Uhhhh… I’d like to be stationed somewhere else, please."
Dallas: "Too late, you’ve already been won by someone. Plus, you don’t have a choice!"
Juanita: "And the winner is… The Martian!
Dallas: “Congratulations, sir. And that wraps up tonight’s episode. Tune in next time as our final 6 battle for survival!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
Bious: "FUCK. I was gonna dress those sexbots up as Rainbow Dash and the other pony that’s not totally blue but more of a white colour with a blue mane. Yeah, that one."
The Chief: “I’m sure you can find some volunteers on Cragmiteslist.”
Actions
Aidebit - Attack: RadicalFuzz
DarkGeneral - Attack: Vynce/RadicalFuzz
DukeC - Shield: DukeC
Exodus. - Attack
ForgeDigger - Attack: DarkGeneral/Synonym
Missing Person - Evade
RadicalFuzz - Evade
Merc - Attack: Missing Person
Green - Shield: ForgeDigger
Skizzz - Attack: Exodus.
Synonym - Scavenge: jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher
Vynce (?) - Scavenge: jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher
Zombie Robot A - Attack: DarkGeneral
Zombie Robot E - Attack: Vynce (?)
Zombie Robot H - Attack: Aidebit
Zombie Robot K - Attack: DukeC
Zombie Robot L - Attack: Vynce (?)
Zombie Robot M - Attack: RadicalFuzz
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Zombie Robot L
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: Zombie Robot H
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (3 turns) - Attack: Zombie Robot E
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (2 turns) - Attack: Skizzz
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (1 turn) - Attack: Aidebit
Results
Synonym wins jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher over Vynce (?).
Zombie Robot A dies.
Zombie Robot E dies.
Zombie Robot H dies.
Zombie Robot L dies.
DarkGeneral dies.
**DarkGeneral’s Ability:
7-Revenge: If you are Attacked, you will automatically retaliate, hitting your attacker with damage equal to your Attack power.**
Exodus. dies.
**Exodus.’ Ability:
8-Omega Mercenary: You may equip up to 3 Omega Mods per weapon. You cannot equip the same Omega Mod twice on the same weapon.**
RadicalFuzz dies.
**RadicalFuzz’s Ability:
23-Merc & Green: You have 2 robot companions that can equip weapons. You can assign your robots to Attack individual targets and you can equip Alpha and Omega Mods on these weapons.**
Vynce (?) dies.
**Vynce’s (?) Ability:
13-Venus: You double the effectiveness of Omega Mods.**
ForgeDigger gets 10 XP for killing DarkGeneral.
Skizzz gets 10 XP for killing Exodus…
Aidebit gets 10 XP for killing RadicalFuzz.
DarkGeneral gets 10 XP for killing Vynce (?).
DarkGeneral gets 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot A.
Exodus. gets 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot E.
ForgeDigger gets 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot H.
ForgeDigger gets 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot L.
DukeC gains 1 XP from Holoshield damage.
Skizzz’s Scorpion Flail upgrades to the Leviathan Flail.
Players
Vynce (?): Phase 7
DukeC: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/1 def/4 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
Missing Person: Vulcan Cannon (+5 atk/+3 def/5 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk}
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Leviathan Flail (+8 atk/+4 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
DarkGeneral: Phase 7
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/32 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Striker (+4 atk/+4 def/10 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Hunter Mine Launcher (+1 atk/+5 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
RadicalFuzz: Phase 7
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 6
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Phase 5
Exodus.: Phase 7
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Phase 5
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: Phase 5
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
-AKI’s Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/12 XP)
-DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptors (+8 atk/+6 def/22 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk/+1 atk/+1 atk/+1 -atk/+1 atk/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def. Freeze Mod.}
-Exodus.’ Mini-Turret Launcher (+2 atk/+1 def/8 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
-Merc’s Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/20 XP)
-Green’s Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/3 XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot K - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot M - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot N - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot O - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
“Huh, wonder if my turret hit anything? Nah, I’ll just check later, once the full writeup is up”
HERE COMES THE GREAT NPC FLAILING OF 2014!
PREPARE YOUR ASSES FOR STORY PROGRESSION
oh fuck you guys killed like all the zombies wtf
this game sucks
Robots K and M are still alive, so…
thats not very great. The mediocre npc flailing of friday just doesn’t have the same ring to it
Are there like 5 people left after that carnage?
Also, i’d be sorry for you Vynce if you didn’t just try to screw me over.
Six. Me and Forge, you and MP, and DukeC and Skizzz.
Oooohhhh I’m a ghoooosssstttt! Alphaaaa’s writeup didn’t accurately represent what happenedddd. I gave DeeeeGeeeEeee my wrench ooohhhhh
6 I believe. Me, you, forge, duke, mp, aidebit
stupid inb4s =(
At least we’ll finally get to the next stage tomorrow.
I’m not sure if this is true or not. Because you didn’t have a wrench, you didn’t have any defense when you scavenged for (and lost) the mine hunter. So you got hit for 2 and died.
(Oohh yada yada). Wait- no you’re right. I was mistaken. I was at work all day. No hard Feeeeelllliinnngggsssss
Sit down and stay dead. This jail cell is already cramped as it is. AP doesnt share
Synonym pls.
YouuUuuu MaaAaaaAaaDdd BrOOOoooOOOOL!