Hopefully today will be productive. These NPCs are really starting to annoy me.
Well, if I was to believe what you said in the PM’s we should have gotten rid of 3 robots this phase.
That’s excellent news. :tup:
It’s hard to kill all of them by ourselves, unfortunately. By productive, I meant I was hoping others were helping with the NPCs.
*…For some reason. I don’t like the sound of this post. Did you guys cross me? *
I made you a promise, DG. I kept it.
Oh, good, you sound surprised. That’s a good sign.
*I have it on good authority that you lied. Or rather mislead me. *
Pardon? I didn’t cross you.
Told you guys Zombie Bots were going to win.
*I’d like that to be true. I guess I’ll see soon enough. My salt will be pretty high though if I did die this phase.
@DukeC
Robots win, become the 3rd SRK arena champion. *
So, quick poll.
How many of you noticed the new weapon?
How many of you Scavenged the new weapon?
“Every day you survive is a gift from Turretius. Do not abuse it.” - Gattling 5:12
I noticed it. I didn’t scavenge it.
Won’t lie, been barely paying attention to stuff posted in the thread. Didn’t even notice the fusion rifles.
DG. I told you I wanted to make up for last game. I was serious when I said that and I’m serious now. I did not kill you or your friend.
My answer mirrors yours Aidebit
*Good. Glad to hear it. *
1 hour ago, at The Chief’s suite.
The Chief: "You niggas. Why would you bring pizza with pineapple on it?"
Cyntalan: "Don’t ask me, Hecatom was the one that ordered Hawaiian."
Hecatom: "Fuck you guys, pineapple is delicious."
Bious: "Hot fruit on a pizza is disgusting. Pepperoni master race reporting in."
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "Pepperoni is for assholes and idiots."
Bious: "Well I’ve publicly acknowledged I’m an asshole. What does that make you?"
Combo_Knight: "All of you need to shut the fuck up, watch this show and give me my fucking pizza."
The Chief: "…Goddamn, Dreadzone really does bring out the worst in us."
Cyntalan: “Nah, this pizza’s just extra salty.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
Dallas: "And we are back, live a-"
Juanita: "Dammit Dallas, we’ve already heard this song before."
Dallas: "I know Juanita. We’re out of Catacrom Four songs."
Juanita: "Urgh, fine. Well let’s see what’s on the menu today."
Dallas: "I hope it’s death with a side of revenge!"
Juanita: "Me too, Dallas. Up first is Exodus., setting up a third turret strategically around the area. Unfortunately for 2 Zombie Robots, they’ve wandered a bit too close."
Dallas: "And it looks like Synonym has wandered a bit too close to ForgeDigger and Skizzz, receiving fire from both directions but surviving with the defence curl technique."
Juanita: "I’d hardly call curling up into a ball and crying a technique, but it worked, and it reflected both of ForgeDigger’s bullets onto 2 more Zombie Robots!"
Dallas: "Synonym just CANNOT catch a break, can he, Juanita?"
Juanita: "He has worked hard for his Gold Bolts, but our researchers have found that the rest of the contestants are in fact communists."
Dallas: "Well that explains a lot, Juanita. Let’s see who’s sharing their bullets with the people."
Vynce (?): "Merc and I would be happy to make a donation to DarkGeneral’s face."
DarkGeneral: "You cannot hit what isn’t there."
Vynce (?): "The hell? Where is he? Where was he? Where did he go? MERC, SCANNERS."
Merc: "They’re not picking up anything. He’s gone!"
Vynce (?): "I’m scared, Merc."
RadicalFuzz: “i’Ll pRoTeCt yOu, vYnCe (?).” 
Vynce (?) "That’s unnecessary, RadicalFuzz. You’re just going to end up hurting yourself agai-"
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RadicalFuzz: D:
Juanita: "And with the obligatory RadicalFuzz nutshot out of the way, it’s unnecessary Holoshield time! Tonight’s unnecessary Holoshields go to DukeC and ForgeDigger, fired by DukeC and Green respectively, and protecting each contestant from two and one measly zombies each!"
Dallas: "When will they learn, Juanita?"
Juanita: "They won’t, Dallas. But it looks like 3rdSTRikeLOVE has learnt, grabbing himself Pertho’s B6-Obliterator in order to fight off his incoming attackers! The question is, will it work?"
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "If you shoot me, you will piss me off. You don’t want to piss me off."
Missing Person: "It’s a risk I’m willing to take."
Aidebit: "Enough with the overused movie lines, let’s take this sucker out."
Dallas: "And Aidebit and Missing Person take 3rdSTRikeLOVE down! Oh wait, what’s this?"
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "Okay, now you’ve pissed me off."
Juanita: "Wow. With his last gasp, 3rdSTRikeLOVE hits back at Aidebit and Missing Person, leaving Aidebit badly damaged and putting Missing Person’s Nanobots into overdrive!"
Dallas: "Oooooh, that sucks for both of them. But at least Missing Person has the advantage of being alive. Speaking of alive, are our undead Zombie Robot friends going to finish anyone off today, Juanita?"
Juanita: "Unfortunately, no. The rest of them are just uselessly clawing at RadicalFuzz, Skizzz and Vynce.
Dallas: “And on that bombshell, it’s time to end. Good night!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
The Chief: "So, top 10 eh?"
Cyntalan: "See anyone you like?"
Bious: “I see a couple of people I hate.”
Actions
Aidebit - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
ForgeDigger - Attack: Synonym/Synonym
DukeC - Shield: DukeC
DarkGeneral - Evade
Exodus. - Attack
Missing Person - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Synonym - Defend
Vynce (?) - Attack: DarkGeneral
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Scavenge: Pertho’s B6-Obliterator
Skizzz - Attack: Synonym
RadicalFuzz - Defend: Vynce
Merc - Attack: DarkGeneral
Green - Shield: ForgeDigger
Zombie Robot A - Attack: DukeC
Zombie Robot C - Attack: Skizzz
Zombie Robot E - Attack: ForgeDigger
Zombie Robot F - Attack: Vynce (?)
Zombie Robot G - Attack: RadicalFuzz
Zombie Robot H - Attack: Vynce (?)
Zombie Robot J - Attack: Vynce (?)
Zombie Robot K - Attack: DukeC
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Zombie Robot G
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: Zombie Robot C
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (3 turns) - Attack: Zombie Robot F
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (2 turns) - Attack: Zombie Robot J
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (1 turn) - Attack: Zombie Robot J
Results
Zombie Robot C dies.
Zombie Robot F dies.
Zombie Robot G dies.
Zombie Robot J dies.
Missing Person dies.
Missing Person uses Nanobots.
3rdSTRikeLOVE dies.
**3rdSTRikeLOVE’s Ability:
15-Fizzwidget: At any point during the game, you may permanently steal another Player’s Ability. That Player will lose their Ability until you die. One use only. Does not use up your daily action.**
3rdSTRikeLOVE gains 10 XP for killing Missing Person.
Aidebit and Missing Person gain 10 XP for killing 3rdSTRikeLOVE.
ForgeDigger gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot C.
ForgeDigger gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot G.
Exodus. gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot F.
Exodus. gains 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot J.
DukeC gains 2 XP from Holoshield damage.
Green gains 1 XP from Holoshield damage.
Aidebit upgrades to the Versa-Wrench Striker.
Missing Person upgrades to the Vulcan Cannon.
Players
Vynce (?): Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
DukeC: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/1 def/3 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
Missing Person: Vulcan Cannon (+4 atk/+3 def/5 XP)
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+4 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
DarkGeneral: Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/22 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/18 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Striker (+4 atk/+4 def/0 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+4 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+3 atk/+3 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
Merc: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/20 XP)
Green: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/3 XP)
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Phase 6
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Phase 5
Exodus.: Mini-Turret Launcher (+2 atk/+1 def/6 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Phase 5
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: Phase 5
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
-jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher (+1 atk/+5 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
-AKI’s Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
-3rdSTRikeLOVE’s Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0 XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot E - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot H - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot K - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot L - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot M - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.
Good work rng! you clean up those zombies