- Don’t be a lemon, be a rosebud!*
Holy shit. I forgot to eat dinner.
What did you think of his debut on RAW yesterday?
I’ve got the Reds.
And, when Origin is on, the Maroons.
Not a huge fan of AFL to be honest.
*I was hella impressed. I didn’t really follow him all that much in NXT, though I heard good things about him. Definitely looking forward to seeing what he does on the main shows.
I’m still waiting on Bayley (Love Bayley) and Sammy Zayne to be called up. *
Hmm…my wife has the Rebels and I have the Waratahs in the Australian division. Had you said Brumbies I would’ve let it slide and if it was the Force well, I would’ve felt bad for you.
But those cock sucking menstural koalas had to be your team. I’m gonna have to ponder on this.
Over here, you barrack for your local team, no matter how much everyone else hates them / they suck.
You’ve got their bigger brother, the drop bear. They’re carnivores and make your black bears look like house cats.
Over here, we have the Texans. And the Cowboys. And the Astros.
Never going to Australia. Ever.
Well, if you accidentally die by my hand, please know that you did before I actually liked you. If you survive my attack, then know that I won’t hit you again for a couple of phases.
Btw, Crusaders kicking game has been fucking ass. Stopped watching around week 4 because I got so goddamn mad at them. Also, what’s the deal with a lot of Australian fans hating O’Connor? the bloke was a really good player.
Oh wait, Lando’s dead.
Next Arena game should be Australian themed.
I used to like the Astros because of Bagwell. (Don’t like them no more)
Mark McGuire is my favorite batter of all time and made me like the Cardinals. (Don’t like them no more)
Ken Griffey because he has the prettiest swing of all time IMO. (Only liked the player)
Huh, I don’t really watch Baseball all that much anymore now that I think about it. Too slow paced for me as I grew older. Too much standing in one place.
I was already scared of his face expression but he just took it to a whole new level with the hazama ava.
I’m sorry about all three of them.
Oh, and the Stars too.
And the Rangers.
You’re welcome, by the way.
30 minutes ago, at The Chief’s suite.
Combo_Knight: "Have you ever wondered why we always hang out at The Chief’s suite?"
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: "eh’s a pretty cool guy and he doesn’t afraid of anything."
Combo_Knight: "Apart from that."
Cyntalan: "Because he has the nicest suite."
Combo_Knight: "Yeah, I know that. But why does he have the nicest suite?"
Hecatom: "Because he can afford it?"
Combo_Knight: "Do we know how he can afford it?"
The Chief: "Because I’m a real nigga."
Bious: "Oh please. You went on an island and watched a bunch of people kill each other."
The Chief: "So did you."
Bious: "I didn’t do it for the money."
Cyntalan: “Quiet. The show’s starting.”
Present time, at Catacrom Four.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6JOmp7_7GI
Dallas: "8 contestants dead. 14 remaining. How many will be alive at the end of the show? Welcome back to Dreadzone!"
Juanita: "If yesterday’s actions were anything to go by, I think we can expect to see a lot of attempted homicide today, Dallas."
Dallas: "I sure do hope so, Jjjjjuanita, because our contestants are just getting started in their time here at Dreadzone!"
Juanita: "Well they have plenty of options here, Dallas, but they can’t move on until they’ve annihilated all 8 Zombie Robots now roaming the battle zone."
Dallas: "Indeed. Also roaming the battle zone today are AKI and Synonym, searching for Gold Bolts and finding 2 and 3 respectively. A good clean-up by both contestants there."
Juanita: "And it looks like they’ve both chosen a good time to do so, as all attention is drawn away from them."
Dallas: "Oh, don’t speak too soon, Juanita. It looks like Pertho doesn’t approve of Synonym’s actions."
Juanita: "If only Pertho knew that Synonym was the least of his troubles."
Pertho: "What’s that supposed to mean?"
Skizzz: "It means looks behind you."
Aidebit: "It actually means you’re fucked."
Pertho: "Well fuck you too then."
Dallas: "And with that spectacular Wrench/Flail combo means that Pertho is down and out!"
Juanita: "Let’s check in with DarkGeneral, jasonC and Missing Person to see if the Raptor/Mine/Cannon combo is just as effective."
3rdSTRikeLOVE: "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"
Dallas: "Weapons are only as effective as their wielder, Juanita, and none of them can land a single bullet on 3rdSTRikeLOVE!"
Juanita: "It’s alright, Dallas. By the looks of it, ForgeDigger and Merc are about to give jasonC some aiming lessons."
Merc: "Say goodbye, sucka."
jasonC: "No, please. Don’t do this."
ForgeDigger: "It’s too late to beg for your life."
jasonC: "I’m not begging for mine. I’m begging for AKI’s."
AKI: "You don’t have to do that, jasonC."
jasonC: "I’m sorry, AKI. I should have been more careful."
AKI: "It’s not your fault. You were the one that shouldn’t have had to worry about defence."
jasonC: "It was an honour being deadlocked together."
Dallas: "And jasonC goes down, taking AKI with him with the detonation of both their deadlock collars."
Juanita: "Can we check in with the Zombie Robots now, Dallas?"
Dallas: "That sounds like a fantastic idea, Juanita. Vynce (?) seems to agree, already dodging all of the Zombie Robots that are NOT going towards him!"
Juanita: "Oh, wait a second. ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor bullets and one of Exodus.’ Mini-Turrets seem to have a problem with those Zombie Robots, as the bullets take two of them down. What’s Exodus.’ other Mini-Turret shooting at?"
Dallas: "Exodus.’ Mini-Turret is currently firing at ForgeDigger, Juanita, with another two bullets from DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptors bouncing around and hitting Skizzz and Missing Person."
Juanita: "They’re not going to like that, Dallas. But it looks like everyone’s used to the Zombie Robots by now. DukeC and DarkGeneral are both prepared behind shields, stopping 3 Zombie Robots. They’ve thrown jasonC’s body to distract another. RadicalFuzz and Pertho’s corpse have been protected by Raptor and Mini-Turret shots and Skizzz is just effortlessly shrugging off the last two."
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RadicalFuzz: D’:
Dallas: “And with that self-defence to the genitals, that wraps everything up for this phase. With half of our contestants dead, what challenges await our remaining contestants? Probably more Zombie Robots. Tune in next time to support your final 11 on Dreadzone!”
Back at The Chief’s suite.
The Chief: "Alright, it’s over. Get the fuck out of my suite."
Bious: "We’re still coming over tomorrow."
The Chief: “You niggas had better bring pizza next time.”
Actions
3rdSTRikeLOVE - Evade
Aidebit - Attack: Pertho
AKI - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
DarkGeneral - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE/3rdSTRikeLOVE
DukeC - Shield: DukeC
Exodus. - Attack
ForgeDigger - Attack: jasonC/jasonC
jasonC - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Missing Person - Attack: 3rdSTRikeLOVE
Pertho - Attack: Synonym
RadicalFuzz - Defend
Merc - Attack: jasonC
Green - Shield: DarkGeneral
Skizzz - Attack: Pertho
Synonym - Scavenge: Gold Bolts
Vynce (?) - Evade
Zombie Robot A - Attack: Skizzz
Zombie Robot C - Attack: Skizzz
Zombie Robot D - Attack: RadicalFuzz
Zombie Robot E - Attack: DukeC
Zombie Robot F - Attack: DarkGeneral
Zombie Robot G - Attack: DarkGeneral
Zombie Robot H - Attack: Pertho
Zombie Robot I - Attack: jasonC
DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Skizzz
DarkGeneral’s Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: Missing Person
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 1 - Attack: Zombie Robot D
ForgeDigger’s Dual Raptor Shot 2 - Attack: Zombie Robot I
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (3 turns) - Attack: ForgeDigger
Exodus.’ Mini-Turret (2 turns) - Attack: Zombie Robot D
Results
AKI receives 2 Gold Bolts.
Synonym receives 3 Gold Bolts.
Zombie Robot D dies.
Zombie Robot I dies.
Pertho dies.
**Pertho’s Ability:
21-Smuggler: After killing a Player, you decide what happens to their equipment (equip/give/drop/destroy). Your decisions must be submitted with the Attack.**
jasonC dies.
**jasonC’s Ability:
6-Collared Defence: Deadlocked to another Player. You share your defence power with them and they share their attack power with you. If one of you is killed, both of you die. If both of you are the final two players alive, you both win.**
AKI dies.
**AKI’s Ability:
24-Collared Attack: Deadlocked to another Player. You share your Attack power with them and they share their Defence power with you. If one of you is killed, both of you die. If both of you are the final two players alive, you both win.**
Aidebit and Skizzz earn 10 XP for killing Pertho.
ForgeDigger and Merc earn 10 XP for killing jasonC.
ForgeDigger and Exodus. earn 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot D.
ForgeDigger earns 2 XP for killing Zombie Robot I.
DukeC earns 1 XP from Holoshield damage.
Green earns 2 XP from Holoshield damage.
The Harbinger has been unlocked.
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC’s as they choose. (Becomes scavengable after 10 players die) Upgrades at 75XP.
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SuperNova (∞ atk/0 def): User may target as many Players and NPC’s as they choose.
Players
Vynce (?): Versa-Wrench Multicore (+3 atk/+3 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
DukeC: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/1 def/1 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def}
Missing Person: Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+1 def/20 XP), Nanobots
infrequent lurker: Phase 4
Augustus: Phase 4
Skizzz: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+4 def/20 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
DarkGeneral: Dual Raptors (+2 atk/+2 def/22 XP), Database
GodotsRevenge: Phase 2
ForgeDigger: Dual Raptors (+3 atk/+4 def/14 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
Aidebit: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
Pimp Willy: Phase 4
Synonym: Scorpion Flail (+3 atk/+2 def/0 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def}
RadicalFuzz: Versa-Wrench Multicore (+2 atk/+2 def/0 XP)
Merc: The Arbiter (+5 atk/-2 def/20 XP)
Green: Holoshield Launcher (0 atk/0 def/2 XP)
orochizoolander: Phase 2
3rdSTRikeLOVE: Hunter Mine Launcher (0 atk/+3 def/0 XP)
Blindknagg: Phase 4
jasonC: Phase 5
Exodus.: Mini-Turret Launcher (+2 atk/+1 def/2 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def}
Sumazndude: Phase 3
AKI: Phase 5
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: Phase 3
Pertho: Phase 5
Scavengable Items
Weapons
-Versa-Wrench Lite (Unlimited Available)
-The Arbiter (1 Available)
-Fusion Rifle (2 Available)
-Augustus’ B6-Obliterator (+1 atk/+2 def/10 XP)
-Blindknagg’s Mini-Turret Launcher (+1 atk/0 def/10 XP)
-Pertho’s B6-Obliterator (+3 atk/+2 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 atk}
-jasonC’s Hunter Mine Launcher (+1 atk/+5 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 atk/+1 def/+1 def}
-AKI’s Magma Cannon (+2 atk/+4 def/10 XP) {Alpha Mods: +1 def/+1 def/+1 def}
-The Harbinger (+1 atk/0 def/0 XP)
Items
-Gold Bolts (0/1/2/3)
Planet
Catacrom Four:
Zombie Robot A - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot C - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot E - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot F - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot G - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot H - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot J - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
Zombie Robot K - (1 atk/1 def/2XP)
If 1 or more Zombie Robots remain at the end of the turn, 2 more will spawn.
Yep, we can all play Abbos in the outback. The way we vote people out is by determining which one of us will get drunk on mouth wash and fall asleep in the middle of the street to get run over. All of that sentence was not made up in any way shape or form.
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